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| Jump to Survey | Driving the work truck after my coworker has driven it, because he blows his nose on his hand while he's driving, and wipes his hand on his pants leg and then his hand goes back to the steering wheel. Also, just being inside the home of any of my wife's siblings because most of them are a bunch of slobs who have no idea what soap and water are, and know nothing about sanitation. I've seen them feed their toddler by "slopping" mashed potatoes onto the coffee table, that hasn't been washed since the last time, and letting him eat with his filthy bare hands off that filthy table while the cat and the dog lick at the edge of the pile of potatoes. I've also seen one of the Moms trimming the leftover meat from the Thanksgiving turkey on the table while the cat walks in circles around the plate on the table, reaching out sniffing and licking, trying to get a piece. In the past, when I didn't know better I've been given a cup of coffee at some of their homes. When I get toward the bottom of the cup I find a heavy dark ring-around-the-cup indicating that it was a dirty cup that had been standing for quite a while partially filled with old stale coffee, and they had simply dumped it, filled it with fresh coffee and given it to me without washing. They are so disgusting that I don't even like to touch my wife after she's visited her family, until she takes a shower first. | | Jump to Survey | I could agree with you...but then we'd both be wrong. | | Jump to Survey | Why did I let myself get talked into coming to this party? I hate parties. I don't know how to party. My parents should not have allowed me to become a loner. They should have forced me to mingle and socialize so I would learn how, so I wouldn't feel so awkward now. I hope nobody asks me to dance. I'm not going to get out there and make a fool of myself trying to learn how to dance with all them people watching. That's a cute girl over there, and she looks as uncomfortable as I feel. Maybe I should go talk to her. Nah, I guess not. She's probably with somebody. Anyway, I wouldn't know what to say after the "hello" and exchanging names. Besides, she's having a drink, and I don't even drink. Then I'm gonna have to explain why I don't drink. I've learned from past experiences that people at parties don't want to hear about my religious views on drunkenness. Why did I come to this damned party anyway??Oh Oh, somebody is heading right toward me. They're probably going to say something stupid like,"smile, this is a party", "loosen up and have some fun". They probably mean well but it always makes me feel even more uncomfortable because it tells me that I look totally out of place. What time is it? Oh, it's only 3 minutes later than the last time I looked at my watch. It's too early to leave, the party just started 20 minutes ago. Maybe I could tell the host that I'm not feeling well and I should leave so the other guests don't get whatever I've got. |
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