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What are some things you could say into a phone that could be taken wrong (WTF or LOL reaction) by strangers who overhear?

Just be creative. An example might be "We're probably going to have to light the thing on fire"

 


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FordGuy
posted 27-Apr-2015 11:42am  
Just put the bodies in the truck, they'll be fine.
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 27-Apr-2015 1:39pm  
We have laptops at work that are on stands with wheels, so we can take them with us around the ward. They are officially called "Computers on Wheels" and inevitably referred to as "cows". This can be unfortunate on a hospital ward:

"Just a second, I need to have a quick look at the cow at the end of the ward."
"I'm having trouble getting the old cow started up."
"Hang on, the cow just died on me..."
"I just turned the cow on but it needs a bit of a scrub before I start pressing any buttons."
cerealkiller
posted 27-Apr-2015 2:50pm  
He needs to be put to sleep.
LindaH Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to Biggles) posted 27-Apr-2015 3:31pm  
If the cow got a virus, that could get interesting too.
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to LindaH) posted 27-Apr-2015 3:49pm  
Very true smile
Iseult
posted 27-Apr-2015 6:14pm  
'What are you wearing?'

I always ask my girlfriends when we're getting ready to go somewhere fancy.
Lysannus
posted 28-Apr-2015 5:17am  
"Ok, let's blow that joint." "Sorry can't talk now the C4 has finally arrived."
Hell I say odd things on the phone just waiting for the men in black suits and dark glasses to show up.
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
posted 28-Apr-2015 12:21pm  
Biggles has already won this survey. No point in answering.
JessicaWoman99
posted 28-Apr-2015 1:27pm  
I am going to shoot up the town oh lock her up quick in the nut house
pcasper59
posted 4-May-2015 11:40am  
Yes I need you to give me an attitude adjustment!
Zang
posted 9-May-2015 1:11am  
"We're probably not going to have to light the thing on fire"
JessicaWoman99
posted 14-May-2015 1:08pm  
Oh look excuse me a gay blankety blank sorry
they Survey Central Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 16-May-2015 3:46pm  
I choked on the D.

(my vitamin)
they Survey Central Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to Biggles) posted 16-May-2015 3:51pm  
At my last job, we had three different reasons for an order to be placed on hold. They were categorized as A, B, and C type holds. We had to rename the hold types because the following conversation happened more than once:

Customer: Why is my order being held?
CS Rep: Let's see.... Oh! Because you are an A-hold!
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to they) posted 16-May-2015 5:11pm  
laughing out loud Brilliant grin
msgman
posted 26-Jun-2015 5:41pm  
I am a computer programmer. In my day job, I work for an online retailer. The warehouse guys use electronic barcode scanners to check items in and out. Because of their design, the scanners are widely referred to as "guns". Some products are bundles of multiple items which can be bought separately and appear as separate items on the stocklist (eg, a cordless electric drill with a battery pack). These are known in the trade as a "Bill of Materials", or BOM.

I've often thought that it would be easy to be misunderstood if I was ever called out of hours by the IT director asking me to fix an issue with the guns or BOMs.
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