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essay27-Apr-2015monkeeeeeeeLindaH Bronze Star Survey Creator by votes20252.5%


What happens next?

A little boy brings a magic baseball into a time machine elevator and meets dinosaurs while his mom has jury duty...


posted 27-Apr-2015 11:42am  
He farts.
posted 27-Apr-2015 3:06pm  
Obama resigns, ISIS disbands and the little boy is never seen again.
posted 27-Apr-2015 9:23pm  
The Byrds sing hip-hop as the theme song.
posted 28-Apr-2015 5:20am  
He throws magic baseball which explodes killing a bunch of dinosaurs and suddenly he vanishes because he just changed the time line.
(reply to cerealkiller) posted 28-Apr-2015 5:22am  
> Obama resigns, ISIS disbands and the little boy is never seen again.

We could only hope for this ending. Well all except for the boy disappearing, unless he went to a more conservative place.
LindaH Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 28-Apr-2015 7:29pm  
He exits the elevator with his dad, who was playing the part of the dinosaur and says "That was fun. We should play time machine again sometime" and places the "dinosaur egg" in the catcher's mitt.
posted 28-Apr-2015 7:45pm  
A larger baseball
jettles Survey Central Subscriber
posted 29-Apr-2015 6:42am  
The dinosaurs eat him. The End
they Survey Central Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 30-Apr-2015 7:59am  
When he returns on the elevator, a court officer sees him alone and notifies the authorities. After jury duty, his single-with-3-jobs mother gets arrested for her "free-range" parenting style. The boy enters the foster system and gets ass raped by his foster mother's boyfriend every day until he commits a gang shooting, gets tried as an adult, and spends the rest of his life in prison getting ass raped.
they Survey Central Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to LindaH) posted 30-Apr-2015 8:15am  
I really loved this survey, and your answer. I feel like a dick for taking it to a dark place. You win. For now. I'm going to think about this one.
LindaH Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to they) posted 30-Apr-2015 10:10am  
posted 9-May-2015 1:12am  
"We're probably going to have to light the thing on fire"
(reply to Zang) posted 11-May-2015 5:29am  
Are you a closet pyro? That is 2 references to lighting something on fire. wink
(reply to Lysannus) posted 13-May-2015 9:48pm  
No, I'm a klepto. I stole it.

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