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Have you ever heard your parents humping?

uh,uh,uh,uh ohyeah ohyeah here comes the nut, harder harder, spray your muck up me guts!!!!!

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6Yes
41No
1Maybe


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anonymous
posted 19-Aug-1999 2:27pm  
My parents made me watch, I had to have counselling for some time.
mandy
posted 19-Aug-1999 4:00pm  
nope
romkey Survey Central Gold Subscriber
posted 19-Aug-1999 5:03pm  
thankfully, no, I never heard that.
Jane
posted 19-Aug-1999 5:05pm  
eeewwww.....
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator
posted 19-Aug-1999 5:49pm  
That's uncanny! Those are the exact words my parents used.
OH MY GOD!
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator
posted 19-Aug-1999 5:51pm  
sandals - don't forget to use the "offensive" setting when making surveys like this.
jaff
posted 19-Aug-1999 5:53pm  
how fudging VULGAR!!

heh ;)


never my parents, but i -did- walk in on a parent 'n her lover-at-the-time
Jasmine
posted 19-Aug-1999 6:24pm  
When i was seven or eight, they told me they were meditating. I slipped this strobing light on a wire thing I made under their door. Took me a year or two to figure out what had really gone on.
Jasmine
posted 19-Aug-1999 6:28pm  
I think the lyrics were "My friend the witch doctor, he told me what to say oooo eeee oooo aahhh ahhhhh
eris
posted 19-Aug-1999 9:09pm  
...Ting, Tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooh, eeh, ooh ahh ahh
ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Wicksy Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 20-Aug-1999 5:11am  
I've saw Sandals' parents humping....what a disgusting site
lizzie
posted 20-Aug-1999 8:26am  
wow, you're gross.
Jasmine
posted 20-Aug-1999 1:38pm  
Twice even, Dr. Ruth would approve.
grmbrand
posted 20-Aug-1999 2:29pm  
No. And thank G-d for that.
they Survey Central Subscriber
posted 20-Aug-1999 11:50pm  
My parents don't hump, fudge, or have sexual intercourse. They don't even kiss.
Jasmine
posted 21-Aug-1999 5:31am  
they- Oh no, the test-tube generation. Do you think they still appreciate each other, or just have nothing more practical to with their lives than stay married? If you don't mind me asking.
they Survey Central Subscriber
posted 21-Aug-1999 11:53am  
I think they wouldn't know what to do if they were alone.. My mom handles the finances and my dad works his ass off... without each other, they'd be lost. At first I thought they stayed together for the kids, but now I think they stay together because that's what they know.
sandals
posted 22-Aug-1999 9:07am  
God/Wicksy I think I've seen your mum picking men up, but i've never seen her actually fudging and sucking.
Jasmine
posted 22-Aug-1999 6:16pm  
I remember when I was 13, neighbors we didn't know were busy at it for a couple hours, and my friend & i had practically climbed through their window as spectators. I found it vulgar & boring, and from what i recall of their style, still would.
pandora
posted 25-Aug-1999 7:05pm  
You fudgein freak. Ooops, sorry. Sometimes I slip.
Jasmine
posted 25-Aug-1999 7:30pm  
Pandora, whom are you addressing? You're opinion is respected, but if you choose to interject your opinion, you put it up for scrutiny as well.
Very
posted 27-Aug-1999 6:14pm  
No, but I have heard my dad masturbating I'm pretty sure.
Wicksy Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 22-Oct-1999 7:22am  
yuck
Mariah
posted 30-Oct-1999 2:47am  
spray your muck up me guts??????
Wicksy Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 1-Nov-1999 7:48am  
Mariah: spray=ejaculate, muck=seamen and guts= vagina
magbast
posted 1-Nov-1999 9:37pm  
it's semen ya doof
Wicksy Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 2-Nov-1999 5:14am  
OK, it's "semen". Also, sandals corrected me on guts. It was supposed to refer to "arse"
anonymous
posted 2-Nov-1999 2:43pm  
I'm going to be sick.
Mariah
posted 3-Nov-1999 3:12am  
Wicksy: Yeah, I got it in the first place. Just never heard it before. We usually don't call semen (or seamen for that matter) "muck" where I'm from. At least, not _during_ sex.
magbast
posted 3-Nov-1999 2:02pm  
i've never even heard it called 'semen' in a remotely intimate situation...that seems to be more clinical...so my take is that muck=cum
anonymous
posted 3-Nov-1999 4:08pm  
love juice
Wicksy Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 4-Nov-1999 5:28am  
Volcanic lava
ILJ
posted 19-Nov-1999 11:05am  
You know, I was wondering why this survey had such a low rating...and then I read the explanation text. Gross, dude.
Oscar
posted 10-Dec-1999 2:08pm  
My parents have been divorced since I was 1 year old.
eloradanan
posted 21-May-2006 1:47am  
My parents divorced when I was 4 years old. On the highly unlikely chance I walked in on them, I probably wouldn't have known what they were doing.
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