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Have you ever caught anyone masturbating?



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17other
13significant other
12friend or acquaintance
10a stranger
8a sibling
8a parent
8a child
4coworker


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JessicaWoman99 Quintuple Gold Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 25-Sep-2007 10:59am  
No never caught somebody who was masturbating and of course we know George Bush does this
in the White House
Amanda
posted 25-Sep-2007 11:43am  
Yeah, by a boyfriend. It was no big deal, though.

I kind of got caught by Caleb once. I thought he was asleep and I got kind of loud. He came running back to my room, wanting to know what was wrong. I told him I'd had a bad dream.
Liss Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 25-Sep-2007 12:22pm  
No one.
dab Survey Qualifier
posted 25-Sep-2007 12:47pm  
Other. No.
labjog
posted 25-Sep-2007 12:56pm  
I caught myself yesterday, but I caught my self just in time so I didn't embarass myself.  * shock *
paulyw Survey Central Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 25-Sep-2007 1:58pm  
I never caught anyone masturbating; however, back in 1986, my mother caught me masturbating.  * frown *
cerealkiller Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 25-Sep-2007 2:32pm  
Where's Yes or No????

Sorta did, was at the nude beach once and watched a guy pull on his cock while reading the newspaper.
EyesOfCharisma
posted 25-Sep-2007 2:45pm  
my dad... I pretended like I didn't see though
docgbrown
posted 25-Sep-2007 3:03pm  
Yes, several times over the years;
A stranger; a young guy I didn't know, was stroking it (under the table) at my University Library once
Friends or acquaintance; a male friend of a friend, a girlfriend’s roommate was walked in on by us while she was going at it with a noisy toy.
Sibling; I've caught one of my sisters, my older and a younger brother going at it (at separate times)
Children; Lots of kids do it. I sometimes catch my boys pulling on it almost as soon as I take off their dirty diaper.
Several coworkers; this one time I walked in on several military guys jerking off to porn rags in the same mortar fighting position.
Other; male roommate, sister-in-law and ex-sister-in-law (different decades)
Significant other; I saw that as a good surprise
ausfox
posted 25-Sep-2007 5:15pm  
Nope
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 25-Sep-2007 5:56pm  
No - but this happened to a few people I used to work with.
labjog
(reply to docgbrown) posted 25-Sep-2007 5:56pm  
> -|> Children; Lots of kids do it. I sometimes catch my boys pulling on
> it almost as soon as I take off their dirty diaper.
> * laughing out loud * I used to worry about my son when he was a baby, he would pull on that thing so hard I was afraid he was going to hurt himself  * laughing out loud * the Dr said don't worry if it hurts he'll let go. * laughing out loud *  * laughing out loud *
darkshadowsseeker
posted 25-Sep-2007 7:22pm  
NO
Irene007 Survey Central Gold Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 25-Sep-2007 7:52pm  
Yep! The surprised look on his face, the abrupt change of position and the feigned "You just made me jump!" look... Oh yeah! Right...  * evil smile *
RGirl
posted 25-Sep-2007 8:26pm  
Where's the option for 'no'. I never have.
MacGregor
posted 25-Sep-2007 9:26pm  
Where is the option for "no"? No....I haven't. Ewww.....
mrmarm
posted 25-Sep-2007 10:50pm  
I most certainly hope not, I literally think I would die if any one I'm related to caught me, then again there always are those curious trips I take to the abandoned part of that nudist colony, but it's deserted back in those parts so I doubt it.
mrmarm
posted 25-Sep-2007 10:52pm  
Oh F$% I misread the question,  * rolls eyes *  * wince * ignore what I just posted, I was ah joking yeah all a huge joke, ha ha wasn't it funny  * rolls eyes * ?!
Scott
posted 25-Sep-2007 11:27pm  
Roommate. Came back from class, unlocked the door and found him on his bed going at it with a penthouse in one hand.
cantilever
posted 26-Sep-2007 12:49am  
I was brought up by Mum alone since i was about 7. When I was 14 I accidentally voyeured Mum quietly rubbing herself on her bed. It was no big deal as I hadn't managed the trick myself; I was just stunned by how plobby and hairy she was. (We were a reasonably prudish family - I hadn't seen her naked for years.) As I go older whenever i remeber -such as now - it brings home both Mum's humanity and how lonely she must have been.
cabinfever
posted 26-Sep-2007 5:08am  
Why don't the options match the question?
Why do I think I won't be the only one to ask this question?
kirst
posted 26-Sep-2007 5:57am  
How did this pass qual? It's a YES/NO question and there's no option for "No".
I haven't caught anyone masturbating.
they Survey Central Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 26-Sep-2007 7:17am  
I've walked in on my current SO while he was.... I don't think I've ever busted anyone else masturbating.... This doesn't seem strange to me either that this is the only person I've walked in on... because I've never been as sexual with anyone before him.
Enigma
posted 26-Sep-2007 11:57am  
Yes once, it was retarded really. I open the bathroom door and there's my ex-SO jacking off in front of the mirror. I mean, I know the guy loved himself but really!  * rolls eyes *
Enigma
(reply to cerealkiller) posted 26-Sep-2007 12:00pm  
> Sorta did, was at the nude beach once and watched a guy pull on his
> cock while reading the newspaper.

This gave me a laugh. While reading the newspaper? What section was that I wonder? Was he getting all excited about the Dow Jones rising or he just really likes Family Circus?
docgbrown
(reply to labjog) posted 26-Sep-2007 1:03pm  
Your comments gave me a big laugh. I can't believe you went to the doctor over it. * laughing out loud *  * laughing out loud * I bet the doctor got a laugh over after you left. My older son is into squeezing it to death now. No matter how often I tell him to ease up on it he prefers a death grip on it - even when he urinates
labjog
(reply to docgbrown) posted 26-Sep-2007 7:56pm  
I know the Dr got a laugh, he didn't wait for me to leave, we both laughed. I was a new mom and was never around baby boys before, I caught on pretty quick to be quick with the diaper too * laughing out loud *  * laughing out loud * . My second son I knew what to expect, when he was a toddler and started yanking on it we would tell him "If your going to play with it go to your room and do it" hmmmmmm he's16 now and still spends a lot of time in his room I wonder what he's doing in there
ultamate
posted 26-Sep-2007 8:14pm  
If you have a boy I don't think you can get out of catching them at some point so yes, my son, a guy I was dating, a stranger.
ultamate
(reply to Amanda) posted 26-Sep-2007 8:16pm  
 * laughing out loud * My son caught (heard) me having phone sex with a guy I was dating. Shame on us!
Amanda
(reply to ultamate) posted 26-Sep-2007 8:22pm  
I wonder if Caleb knew the truth, but there's no way I'm about to ask him.
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
posted 26-Sep-2007 8:41pm  
No.
docgbrown
(reply to labjog) posted 26-Sep-2007 9:58pm  
aaaghh! I blush for him. My mother caught me once. PLEASE don't catch him. I sure hope not to catch my sons when they are older.
darkshadowsseeker
(reply to labjog) posted 26-Sep-2007 10:36pm  
 * laughing out loud *
cloudhugger
posted 26-Sep-2007 11:23pm  
No, no one that didn' want to get caught.
autumnlight
posted 27-Sep-2007 4:35am  
other: no.
jettles Survey Central Subscriber Gold Qualifier
posted 27-Sep-2007 7:44am  
how about a NO answer................
sexy1
posted 30-Sep-2007 11:52am  
yup my brother but he was doing it under his bed covers haha
alexism
posted 2-Oct-2007 9:07pm  
No, I haven't.
thecomic22
posted 7-Oct-2007 11:22pm  
Well, yea one of my exes & he uh was very much aware & I'm gonna shut up now.  * evil smile * lol.
RachelLyn
posted 10-Oct-2007 3:38am  
I wish ... Hell of a turn on if they're hot!! Haha.
angel240
posted 25-Oct-2007 7:56am  
not even gonna talk about it
sexyone101
posted 19-Nov-2007 8:45pm  
one day i was shopping and i was looking for a new top when i heard a strange noise i on of the clothes racks in the back so i went to go investigate and then i looked inside of the rack and there he was jerkin it like there was no tomorrow like his life depended on it bad thing was he was one of the employs and i stood there for about 20 minutes and i mean this guy had a hard time getting it 2 cum if ya know what i mean i swear and when he saw me that when it happened he squirted it all over my new shoes i wanted to kill him that same night i got arrested for beating the living crap out of him
tighe
posted 3-Jun-2008 2:54pm  
I caught my 14 year old nephew "going at it". I stopped over my sister's house to drop off mail. My nephew is usually home alone for about 2 hours by himself after school. I announced "anyone home" and got no response. I went to use the bathroom and walked by my nephews room. He apparently did not hear me. His door was open just a crack and I peeked in. He was wearing diapers laying on his stomach in the prone position with his hands between his legs humping his mattress. He had his laptop on his night stand and I saw pictures of boys his age wearing diapers. He never even knew I was watching. Obviously the boy has a diaper fetish. I have hinted to him about his diaper desires. If I even mention the word diapers he gets embarrassed and his face turns red. He must suspect that i know his secret.
wigarach
posted 8-Jun-2009 5:15am  
yes ive seen it all
jeff71913
posted 20-Jun-2009 5:53pm  
Most of the people that I know don't really hide it.
palmerkody
posted 16-May-2010 7:48pm  
my best friend wanted me too come over and i got there i called him he told me too come on in he was down stairs so i went down stairs and he was sitting on the couch nude jerking after a while i jond him now we suck fudge and do a lot more regularly
scotty2hotty2011
posted 4-Nov-2011 10:50pm  
I WALKED IN ON MY SISTER IN LAW PLAYING WITH HER SHAVED PUSSY ONE TIME AND SHE DID NOT SAY OR DO ANYTHING SO I JOINED HER AND WE ENDED UP HAVING THE BEST SEX WE BOTH HAVE EVER HAD AND SHE EVEN LET ME CUM IN HER AND 9 MONTHS LATER HAD A BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL....AND ALL THIS TIME MY WIFE KNEW I WAS FUDGING HER SISTER
kngngsbrbm
posted 18-Jan-2012 9:39am  
At school, when we were 15, we had swimming classes and the last 5 minutes we were free just to play around as we liked. One boy (very cute) always used to keep out of the teacher's sight and have a snog with a girl - I mean a variety of girls over the weeks. We had to have showers when the class finished, and he would come in with a giant hard-on, whip off his trunks and wank off under the showers, with everybody who wanted to watching. He'd always shoot his wad in about 10 sseconds.
sdjtheassassin
posted 15-Feb-2012 11:56am  
hey, im 15 and i stayed over a friends house the other day and and in the morning when i woke up i checked the time and we slept in quite late but i went back to sleep and then when i woke up the second time. it was because i heard my friend (hes 15 too) moving around and i was just lying there watching him and i wanted to see what he would to and he got him laptop which was already on and he went on a website that i couldnt see clearly and brought out his dick and started to masterbate. and this is no joke when he came there was a lot to be fair and he was creaming when he had his orgasm. like sex noises and to be honest i have never heard of someone doing that. he obviously forgot i was there but aswell i know this is erelivant but he is the same height as me and roughly the same weight but his dick was very big.
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