Who wears short shorts?

Votes	Answer
17	someone else...
15	Too many people wears short shorts
11	I wear short shorts
10	The Purple People Eater, friendly little people eater
8	George W. Bush wears short shorts
6	We wear short shorts
6	The Queen of England wears short shorts
6	The Pope wears short shorts
2	No one wears short shorts

User	Comment
Pomeranian	posted 8-Oct-2001 11:38pm Godzilla brings home the bacon and fries it up in a pan.
romkey	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 9-Oct-2001 12:43am Dano books'em and takes them to The Man.
jkiehart	posted 9-Oct-2001 2:29am We do! Great. It's going to take HOURS to get that song out of my head!
Brian	posted 9-Oct-2001 7:43am Those blessed with the appropriate body type can wear short shorts. All others, me included, should refrain from make a huge ass outta themselves.
autumnlight	posted 9-Oct-2001 8:39am Homer wears short shorts! Great survey!!
confetti	posted 9-Oct-2001 11:55am Kinky! I've worn short shorts once in my life...I was desperate to get this guy's attention...and I finally did.
Biggles	posted 9-Oct-2001 1:12pm The Queen wears them to slim her rear end. They have those slimming panels built into them. The Pope wears very tight ones because they squeeze his muscles so that he satys upright and doesn't fall over.
juliw	posted 9-Oct-2001 2:28pm Lots of people wear short shorts who shouldn't. I wear shorts a lot, but they're not really, really short like Daisy Dukes or something. After I started taking this one medicine (Coumadin, a blood thinner), they told me to start shaving only with an electric razor. I still haven't gotten around to buying one. So, I haven't shaved my legs or armpits since the middle of August. I should at least get some Nair.
darkshadowsseeker	posted 9-Oct-2001 3:25pm Everybody but me wears short shorts (and trust me-you WOULDN'T want to see me in short shorts)!
happyme	posted 9-Oct-2001 6:50pm great survey! (note sarcasm)
anoddoblivion	posted 9-Oct-2001 9:42pm Too many people. Ugh... Now what's the point of this survey? He-he...
callen610	posted 9-Oct-2001 9:44pm I used to wear short shorts!
lara	posted 9-Oct-2001 9:56pm your mother wears short shorts.
Cleo	posted 9-Oct-2001 9:59pm Dallas Cowgirls wer short shorts.
pengy	posted 10-Oct-2001 12:58am penguins
lobster	posted 10-Oct-2001 1:15am I used to wear short shorts all the time. Only occasionally now.
Kristal_Rose	posted 10-Oct-2001 1:53am A gal visiting all night to chat about spiritual things after class. I wear minis, but my pants are usually more goucho/skirt/flare like, never short shorts.
romkey	(reply to lara) posted 10-Oct-2001 1:54am Godzilla wears short shorts. Onan Gupta wears short shorts. John Malkovich wears short shorts.
kaleb777	posted 10-Oct-2001 1:53pm Al Gore wears very short shorts.
Oscar	posted 10-Oct-2001 2:29pm If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts!
Irene007	posted 12-Oct-2001 12:01am Is there not an "I don't care" answer? Not even an "other" - jeez!
mandy	posted 15-Oct-2001 9:48pm The wrong people wear them...and should be ashamed...except on TV...where everyone is perfect and stuff...
Wookiewoman	posted 6-Nov-2001 5:27pm I wear short shorts only in the summer.
Dino	posted 29-Nov-2001 12:45pm This survey makes no sense to me but I really find it funny

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