Are you working on project that nobody else knows about right now?

Yes.Top secret!! Shhhhh.Don't even ask.

Yes.
*Shh* Be vewy, vewy, quiet, I'm hunting wabbit, you know...

No, I feel compelled to keep everyone appraised of my progress.

Uh... no. Should I be?

There's a couple painting projects that I've only told a couple people about because they're way too early in development and may still miscarry.

You'd have to live in a cave with no friends to do that, or at least do it all in your head or through spiritual manifestation. speaking of which, I had some fun with aspects of the net recently through prayer.

Yes.

No. Not at the moment anyway. There was that whole "Top-Secret Plot to Destroy Rush Limbaugh" project, but there were so many folks ahead of me in the "Destroy Rush Limbaugh" line that I just got tired of waiting for my chance.

And I wondered why the walls were all rocky and I had no-one to talk to..............

Yes. I'm currently working on a trashy romance novel...you know, the kind you see sold in airports that are about 7000 pages longs and have raised letters on the front. I want to be the next Nora Roberts!

Not really.

Complete with "heaving bosoms" and torn garments? Please say Nora Roberts is nothing like Mills and Boon! I once had to read one of those for English.

*shudders at memory*

If I was....It would be silly to comment on it outright, now, wouldn't it?

Yes, and "raven-black ringlets", "crimson lips" and "sultry darkness".

world domination.

Nope.

If writing projects count, then yeah.

Hare Krishna jkiehart!

What's up?

Oh, not much. You know, still trying to find a job.

lol

"Sultry darkness" sounds good though

Yeah, it's my own invention. I also have 'the chaste expanse of crisp white sheets', which nobody understands.

This should hep

http://directory.google.com/Top/Business/Employment/Careers/Directories/

Hare Krishna!

Well, I guess you could say that. It's not a secret though, it's just that nobody else cares.

lol

That's pretty cool, very descriptive - in a trashy romance kind of way Hey, you get it published, I'll buy it!

I am so flattered! I'm planning to do a survey with an excerpt of my novel, so people can give it constructive criticism.

Do you know about the story site?
http://hypertales.com

Yes, actually. I like how the whole site is but I feel kind of shy.

You write well, I liked the part you posted in your survey here and the same people go there too.

why?

I could tell you what it is but then I would have to kill you.

That would be fun

Thanks. *smiles*

Yes, but unfortunately, hardly anybody liked it. It's doing terribly in Qual. Did you already check it out?

I voted it reasonable

Good karma to you

Yes, all the projects I work on in my job are TOP TOP SECRET!

Let me know if you plan to restart the Rush Limbaugh project as I would love to bring him down. While we are at it, let's go after Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell & Oral Roberts as well!

Yay! I'll save ya a place in line. I took a number and I'm #127,455,206. Good thing I packed a lunch.

That must be some lunch! Is there enough for me, or should I bring my own?

¡Mi PB&J sammich es su PB&J sammich!
We may need to lay in a few supplies, the line looks pretty long. Can't even see the beginning of it but I know Rush is up there somewhere 'cause the line next to us is made up of those 'ditto head' lemmings that follow him around. Shh, don't tell them about the cliff yet...

LOL

I'll pass on the PB & J (allergic to peanuts), how about a turkey breast sandwich on whole wheat with mayo and vine-ripened tomato slices, how does that sound? i'll be vewwy vewwy qwiet about the cliff.

Dang, I hope you know I have to go out and buy some turkey now. I'll bring some avocado 'n swiss. It's not just a sammich, it's a MASTERPIECE. Hehehehehehehehe it's Wush hunting season! (I weally adowe Fudd-ing awound)
I just noticed that our spell checker speaks fluent Fudd - it didn't nail me on one single word.

We've trained it well. I'll pass on the avocado, though (I'm allergic to it as well). Do you want me to cyber you some turkey. I also have whole wheat bread and some nice, vine-ripened organic tomatoes from the local Farmers Market (I just bought the tomatoes yesterday).

You poor dear. Do your food allergies drive you nuts? Do you get deathly ill if you eat something you're allergic to, or do you just have minor reactions?

No peanut butter or avocados? Wow, that's pretty rough. No food allergies here (and boy does my waistline show it honey!). Oh well, still sounds like a damn good lunch. Gotta build up our strength if we're gonna take on the worlds biggest...wait, I can't call him that - it would be an insult to intolerant bigotted blow-hards everywhere.

Peanuts-severe reaction. Avocodo-hives. It really depends on the food and I don't have too many food allergies. Just coconut (hives), avocodo (hives), peanuts (severe reaction) and all shellfish (severe reaction) except oysters (which I hate anyway). Most of my allergies are caused by plants such as flowers, trees and grass (my worst).

It could be worse. It could be a food that I dearly love such as tomatoes.

I could probably live w/out peanut butter, but no avocados would just devastate me...no guacamole, no turkey/swiss/avocado/sprout sandwiches w/mayo on sourdough bread. Life would SUCK!

It surely would! But then you would learn to adjust as I did! I do miss Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (I developed the peanut allergy when I was 9 years old). My son is allergic to strawberries-that sucks for him. I enjoy eating a big, juicy sun-warmed just-picked strawberry, all it does for him is give him hives from top to botton-he even gets them on his feet! Poor kid!

I'll say. Shellfish allergies run in my family, I lucked out and don't have it (maybe I was adopted?). Needless to say we didn't have shrimp very often at my house.

My grandmother (who raised me) could eat crabs and clams. I never knew her to make anything with shrimp, so I don't if she was allergic to it or not. She was allergic to avocado and my father was allergic to coconut (as I am). Nobody in my family was or is allergic to strawberries, maybe my son got it from his dad's side of the family.

I get stomach aches on peanut-butter sandwiches. I've heard it's not the peanuts themselves but a resident parasite of peanuts. I had a mother-in-law allergic to tomatoes and chocolate.

I would be exceedingly unhappy if I couldn't have tomatoes or chocolate! Where did you get the info about the peanut parasite? I would be interested in reading about that.

Just from someone I met at work years ago.

OIC

Yes; I'm conspiracing with my invisible fried, Simon, to conquere the world. jj.

Sort of. There's only a couple of people who know about it. It's a big secret so I can't tell you what it is. It involves intrigue, suspense,shady characters, and trench coats, and whispering a lot, and ......... Okay, I admit it! It's all a big lie but I can hope, can't I?

I am trying to convert a country and western rhythm pattern into a hymn. Kinda tricky, but will be unique.

Pinky...Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain...

You want to join us? We can share world in three parts.

...brain, brain, brain, brain.
"Same thing we do every day Pinky; Make plans to take over the world." I loved that show.

I am not fit to govern...

The writers for that show are great. I watch it with my kids and roll on the floor with laughter. The kids don't get it. Well, except for the one line outta Pinky, Elmira and the Brain..."Uranus is gaseous".

BTW: For over two months now, I awake to the sound of chirping birds...

Congratulations on the birds. Quite heartwarming to hear, Adam. Have you extended yourself elsewhere?

I didn't do the birds, you did. I have something else to share, but have no time right now.

You believed. Christ would probably not have been resurrected without that.
You should see what I got going now: cats that chirp and crows that purr.
I was talking with your spirit today: Lust and abstinence in the highest sense. Clinging and rebellion of definitions. None of those are quite where it's at. I don't know that any of it's happening at the conscious level.
I look forward to hearing what you got.

More for me.

Looks like you were wrong, this wasn't my survey

It's usually you who calls me Biggs or Biggsy........

Someone's been searching for mentions of his name! Find anything interesting??

Me and my persian cat are planning World Domination. We have a crocodile pit in case any pesky secret agents try and interfere. But I shall dangle them above it for 10 minutes while I explain my plan and then leave the room. I think it could work.

Pity my secret agent survey isn't still active.....

How about a new breed of sinister, spend ten minutes explaining to them a facade plan instead, and yell "fooled you", just before cutting the rope.

> Devious.

What can I say. I used to dig pit traps at the beach and throw noosed mannequins off the porch at trick-or-treaters on the sidewalk below. I went to the emergency hospital with head to toe poison oak from the sticks that I covered the pit with. I was just starting to latch onto karma around then.

Yes, I'm working on making little lavender pouches.

I'm working on a project to secretly control the minds of a whole community of people on the internet....

uh.....
doh!

I saw one today.

hmm.. what will you do with them?

Make them want me.
Make them say the word monkeeeeee alot.
Make them worship me.

Then blow it up.
*evil laughter...fist raised to the heavens...eyeballs bulging*

I say hedgehog and monkee now. I've been meaning to write to you, but I'd rather call. A lot's happened. I've lost most of my confidantes.
I raised my fists to the heavens too briefly, but this time no earthquake; it wasn't 'this is too hard for me' this time, it was 'you should make things better for them, do I have to do it all myself.' But every hour was different. I travelled through a lot.

It was hard for you..... being him. I know.
You're home now.

Thanks, it's still all so transitory. Continuing integration. I stood back and raised kids with free-will, though I gave them an extra mom and deprived them of a dad. I don't have to live in guilt or despair now over situations that I noticed were written by the time I was 11 years old. I did a tarot reading that suggests what is plain english anyhow now. Kristal is in my personal interest and that of society, Thor is what my humanly competent ally wants, and therefore thor will be happy. I wish my ally wasn't a killer. There is much work to do and much to figure out. My ally (their choice of terminology) still lives on divided planes but is becoming more integrated. ¥"Daddy only stares into the distance, there's only so much heartache he can take." I'm feeling pretty good. I used to feel like frankenstein when I surfaced from the swamp, except in my purest unjudgemental compassionate form which took over when Kristal was over-extended, like after I did the 72 hour logos for all SC marathon. ¥"Lord, I was born a rambling man".

SKIT - serial killer in training