What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

Leave me alone I'm fudging.

Yes, I loaned it to him for the day.

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1) Well, that would explain why my mouth is feeling kinda fuzzy.
2) Well, that would explain why my mouth tastes like p****.
3) No, I always have a tail hanging outta my mouth.
4) No, it's just that your stupid conversation demands my silence.
5) Mmmmm, mmmmm mm mmmmm, mmmmmm!

I'm not that great at comebacks. I usually end up saying something boring and unintelligent like "Why, has one got yours?" Hours later, I remember and have a little cringe session! Ah, well......

Yeah and he can remove the pole from up your ass too if you like

I'm right there with you. The best I can come up with is "...shut up!" It takes years of hard work to come up with a snappy comeback.

Jerry Lewis: "Some of my best ad-libs took weeks of practice."

I know, and then it's years too late! You could always track the person down again just so you can get your witty remark out into the light of day!

You can point out what a disgusting concept it is. Taken literally, someone's suggesting that you're not talking because a vicious feline has physically mutilated you, ripping out your tongue.

I created this survey after rereading "Ramona the Pest". Mrs. Wisser asks her "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" and Ramona answers by sticking it out. I love it!

Yes, that was a good book. WHEN I WAS 9!!!!!

And my name's Biggles - you going to make funny comments about me reading kids books? Jeez, half the people here (and pretty much everywhere) have read the Harry Potter books. I like reading children's books, obviously phoebe does too. There is *nothing* wrong with that. You should try them some time

(sticking out my tongue) No, see!
Hold the tip of your tongue and say,"My dad works in a pirate ship".

*admires herself for having the confidence to like any book in any "age group"*

*blankly stares* That's usually what I do when someone says that to me. I never know what to say.

When I was a teenager a friend told me this one (hold your tongue & say) APPLE

I like your answer #4. You could also say "I happen to feel the need for *intellegent* conversation right now."

Hold your tongue and say: My father works in a shipyard, and burns all the ashes.

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lol lol lol lol That is funny!!!

No, I really can't!

I STILL love the Ramona books! Kids books are great....

Thanks. Yours was funny, too! lol lol lol lol

Yes

I walk away if they foolow me I call the police.

*shrugs*

What the hell does that mean, anyway? How on earth would the cat get my tongue?

I like that answer.

I just shove my tongue as far back in my mouth as I can, and then open wide. It looks REAL GROSS!

Never did; but I haven't even heard someone say this in years.

I think last time anyone said this to me I replied :"Eeewww."

Oh that was eeewww was it?

LOL
I like your comeback better than mine.
(bows)

No, I just don't talk to fudgeheads.

You know I've thought about doing that!

Yes, they are. There is something so oddly satisfying in picking up a dog-eared copy of a book you will always love.

No, the ferret got it.

Meow.

No I'm just hoping you'll get the hint and go away cause your breath smells awful!

yeth, it doesth.

I can never think of a good comeback to anything.

I love Ramona the Pest! All the Beverly Cleary books are great. Didn't she write those Ralph and the Motorcycle books, too, about the mouse?

Yes, and she also wrote "Socks", about a kitty. She writes well about animals. I think she has a rare gift; she never lost the ability to think as a child.

Stick out your tongue, struggle to look down at it and say "I don tinkth tho, do you thee anything?"

What's the matter with you, dog bite your balls?

I doubt the cat would stop at my tongue, obviously if it wants a tongue it's carnivorous, it would take a couple fingers and a few toes with it... As far as I know my fingers and toes are all in there places... So the answer would have to be... no.

*screeeeeee screeeeeeee screeeeeeee*
*flings poo*

Well, since we're talking about kid's books, have you read - My Little Sister Ate One Hare by Bill Grossman?

No, but your mother did last night. God, she was a good shag

No, but I have one for the classic: "You know where you can shove your ...whatever it is your arguing about...". Just reply that it's been there before!

Hey! What's your Dad's name? I think we both work at the same place!!

Naughty monkeeeeee!

No, a cat obviously hasn't got my tongue. The notion is ridiculous.

How bout that one?

lol

I don't know. Tough one!