What's the funniest-sounding word?

zompig

sprocket and bubble

ballerina

tame, copy, boy... lots of other ones I just can't think of them.

World.

Monkey

frippery

*peeking at Twisty's answer over her shoulder*

Um, Monkey!

pucker

rattlepoodle

fizbit

efilnikcufecin

*kiss*

You Poindexter!

Belly button, bottom burp, fart

was sounds funny at times. and any word sounds funny if you say it enough.

elbow, albeit

Giggle

FORK.
it's definitely hilarious when you're drunk...

world
I HATE that word with a passion. It drives me crazy whenever I hear it in my head.

Naked is one of my current faves...but they change constantly...hehehe...constantly, constantly, constantly...hehehe...

Have you ever seen the play The Foreigner? "Fork" is a very funny word in one scene.

it's only funny when it's capitalized though

behooves

You know what word has the funniest spelling? Phlegm. It looks like it's all stuffed up and clogged and full of itself. It's a mucousy kind of spelling.

Damn! You listed my favourite - Lozenge!

I also like "put" and "lounge".

There's a band in New Haven CT (where I used to live) called "mighty purple" who wrote a song with "behooves" in it after a dare. It's a really great song!

cool

lollipop

Sasquatch.

Sprocket!!!

Oh God, all silly words get me going - bottom, pooooooooooo, arrrrrrrrrrse.....!

Oh, oh - MITTENS!!!!

Here is the Google fart directory:

http://directory.google.com/Top/Recreation/Humor/Bizarre/Farts/

Hare Krishna!

I just went and checked my dictionary, to make sure sprocket is a real word. It means the toothlike projections on the rim of a wheel.

Thanks HareKrishna! That will be an invaluable tool.

Oh yes, it's a real word - and a particularly amusing one!

Glad you thought so, too. Try repeating it several times in succession.

(Farts loudly) Hare Krishna!

Here is The Yahoo Fart directory:

http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Tasteless/Bathroom_Humor/Farting/

Fart for peace! Hare Krishna!

I hope my boss doesn't happen to look under my "favourites"....

Are you visiting Survey Central @ work?

Of course. You didn't think I'd actually be working did you?

I work @ work.

in response to your words, "spoon" was my first word as a child
i think that flannel, utensil, and ahhh i dont remember the rest, i have my own list.

Hemorrhoids-that word is a real kick in the pants!

Love the fart directory! Do Krishna foods tend to make a person gassy?

Of

Xenical

It depends on the person &/or the Hare Krishna food.

Hare Krishna!

Hare Krishna!

Hare Krishna!

I work @ work, and do this as a little light relief. It gets pretty dry here sometimes.

What work do you do?

Scrawny.

I'm an intern architect - but what I'm doing at the moment is more like facilities management or something - hope this project ends soon cos it sucks!

Why does the project you are working on suck?

There is no design involved at the moment, and the client is a very large corporate body - decision making is a really arduous process with them. It is very frustrating!

Why don't you chant Hare Krishna before you strat work?

I guess they would object less to that than to, "Fudge you, fudge you, fudge you...." And it is a lot more positive

Hare Krishna!

Plop! I have to settle for plop.

Kaboodle. What the hell is a Kaboodle anyway? Where can I get one? Can my poodle have oodles of Kaboodles with his noodles? Someone STOP ME!

So, you want the whole kaboodle?

How much for ½ a Kaboodle (I'm on a limited budget)?

Hmmm, three tv controls and a hobgoblin.......

I'm up to my derriere in remote controls, how 'bout 5 of those and one half-eaten box of Oreo cookies (the new ones with the chocolate filling)? I'm still using my hobgoblin for sex.
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Hmmm, okay, but you'll *have* to throw in an entire works of Shakespeare, a spanner and undertake a couple of high profile assassinations......We don't find Oreos do much for us in the splendours of UK cuisine

It's a DEAL. I'm on my way with 5 TV remotes; one deluxe set of chrome-plated double-ended open-jaw spanners (not a metric one in the lot); my "How To Kill Anyone, Anywhere, with Anything" handbook (complete with lethal bagel launcher); and substituting the collected works of Stephen King for the Shakespeare (you wouldn't dream of taking my beloved Hamlet away from me, would you?). Can't believe you'd choose Toad-in-the-Hole (that's UK cuisine, right?) over chocolate creme-filled Oreos! Simply astonishing. Please have my ½ Kaboodle fully fueled and read for take-off.

Wait a minute? Did you say a "kaboodle?" I've got lots of "caboodles" but no "kaboodles."

Can I interest you in a lovely (half) caboodle?

I just thought of another weird word: "curmudgeon" Got to love it!

You tease! There I was, all set to get my claws on my very first kaboodle and you yanked it right out from under me. I bet you really DO have a kaboodle hidden away somewhere and you're planning on auctioning it off on eBay. I've got me eye on you now... > (my poodle, on the other hand, is very interested in your caboodle. He says you can hardly tell the difference and that I'm just being pretentious)

I'm so sorry. I hope this won't put sir off buying from us again? (Your poodle sounds like a very wise chap!)

Hope he's wise enough to extricate me from this running gag. I think we've wrung just about all the possible humor we can out of that word. What's the next word on the agenda?

Curmudgeon!

Plop!! Hilarious.
How about, "GUSSET" ?

Strange how I've never heard of a woman described as a curmudgeon before. My dictionary even specifies that it is generally used in reference to an old man. I think this noun has a bit of a gender bias. What would one call a female curmudgeon?

A plop in my Gusset? yes, that sounds right! lol

A curmudgeoness perhaps?

ick!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't exactly roll trippingly from one's tongue, does it?

How about curmudgeonina or curmudgina?

Casting my vote for curmudgina!

Sounds a bit like "orangina" though.......

I was thinking it sounds a bit like 'angina'. Think my brain's still at the office.

What does your brain do at the office?

Is that a curmudgin's vagina?

*gasp of shock*

Trust you mandy! Do curmudgins have vaginas? (You tell me! Wait, no! I've just decided it would be best if we leave that as a rhetorical question!)

Generally as little as possible. I'm the senior insurance clerk at one of our local hospitals. 525 beds, no waiting. Come experience YOUR life-threatening disease with us! (Ok, I've been spending a little too much time with the psycho's in the community relations dept)

lol as little as possible can be good - just sometimes you can spend more time getting out of things than you would have done if you'd just got on with it!

I confess, I procrastinate. I'm planning on stopping...someday.

Lozenge is a weird word to me...

kempo

Mukluk

I laughed! I must be drunk!

i tried some of your favorites but umm... i'm gonna hafta go with 'crap' on this one. also when my friend says 'dog shut yo trap' that just cracks me up.

uncouth. I love the oooo sound in words!

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