What would your sign say?

Imagine that you are wearing a large sign, for the purpose of deterring any person(s) you don't want to "hit" on you. This sign is visible only to the said person(s). What would be written on it?

User	Comment
jkiehart	posted 14-Jul-2001 1:49am "The scabs aren't quite healed, yet."
mandy	posted 14-Jul-2001 2:05am Love me...Love my cellulite!
confetti	posted 14-Jul-2001 2:12am Only fourteen. (Pedophiles-looking-up-from-their-lolita-websites, this does NOT mean you). Emotional gasbag. Exhausting. Will not get drunk or high under any circumstances (so how the hell are you going to ask me out?). Is too smart for you. Has an I.Q. twice as large as what you got on your S.A.T.s. Oh, right. You didn't make it up to them. Hates action movies.
Gamera	posted 14-Jul-2001 3:23am Warning: I always tell the truth.
darmichar	posted 14-Jul-2001 4:06am I'm an butt-hole!
kaleb777	posted 14-Jul-2001 5:06am I HATE EVERYONE!!!! FUDGE OFF butt-hole!!!
juliw	posted 14-Jul-2001 8:24am The venereal warts are really flaring up, and I haven't wiped in three years!
heyzeus1	posted 14-Jul-2001 8:54am I'm broke.
Brian	posted 14-Jul-2001 9:18am If you can read this, you are one of a select few... A select few repulsive people to whom I wouldn't even give the time of day, let alone consider "getting to know". Ewww! Even the thought makes me shiver. So, just take yer grubbly little thoughts, plans and schemes, and piss off, got it? BTW: Have a nice day.
Lahdee	posted 14-Jul-2001 10:44am I'm happily married. Stay the *&$%#@ away from me.
Maarten	posted 14-Jul-2001 11:04am I have AIDS
justjulie	posted 14-Jul-2001 11:48am Hello?!?!? I'm married and QUITE happy. I will talk to you, but don't expect a potential intimate relationship!
Zang	posted 14-Jul-2001 12:32pm Go away!
Jemmy	posted 14-Jul-2001 5:52pm "I'm 15 years old"
Pomeranian	posted 14-Jul-2001 6:08pm No way. I like it when people hit on me, whoever they are.
mandy	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 14-Jul-2001 8:42pm lick Wanna wrestle?
jkiehart	(reply to mandy) posted 14-Jul-2001 8:48pm Are you in heat?? You've been AWFULLY randy lately! I won't complain if you direct some of that lovin' my way! Does my neediness turn you off, baby?
mandy	(reply to jkiehart) posted 14-Jul-2001 8:55pm Well, I don't feel any more randy than usual. I just feel more....unrepressed, I suppose. Actually, neediness does turn me off. If you act like you're not interested in me or rebuff me outright(or call my monkeeeeee names)..I'll become obsessed with you and chase you all over SC, especially since you're such a gorgeous hot woman. I know, I'm sick. I really need to see a shrink. bite
jkiehart	(reply to mandy) posted 15-Jul-2001 2:33am Oh, okay then.... Let's see... ignores mandy Doo dee doo dah lah dee dah laahhhhh
mandy	(reply to jkiehart) posted 15-Jul-2001 3:47am Come here, you delicious little morsel..... chasing you around the survey
jettles	posted 15-Jul-2001 8:07am don't bother
ASexyBabesToy	posted 15-Jul-2001 10:25am Property of ASB.
ASexyBabesToy	(reply to Jemmy) posted 15-Jul-2001 10:26am That might turn some people on.
jkiehart	(reply to mandy) posted 15-Jul-2001 2:46pm EEK! No! Back, you temptress of Satan! forms index fingers into shape of cross
Pomeranian	(reply to mandy) posted 15-Jul-2001 4:21pm Thumb wrestle?!?
mandy	(reply to Pomeranian) posted 15-Jul-2001 4:25pm No way..I have very delicate thumbs!!!!!
Oscar	posted 15-Jul-2001 4:26pm GOLD DIGGER (I don't know...that's the first thing that popped into my head)
Jemmy	(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 15-Jul-2001 6:53pm Oh. Yeah, probably. I don't know, I can't think of anything that would make everyone leave me alone.
davethebrave371	posted 15-Jul-2001 7:35pm Caution: Rabbit Crossing.
vreddragon65	posted 15-Jul-2001 7:37pm I'M HAPPILY MARRIED
Enheduanna	posted 15-Jul-2001 11:44pm Fudge Off.
natsim	posted 15-Jul-2001 11:47pm "I'm married to someone much sexier than you, so piss off"
ASexyBabesToy	(reply to Jemmy) posted 16-Jul-2001 12:00am It's harder for women. Men are easily turned on.
Lahdee	(reply to natsim) posted 16-Jul-2001 9:30am I like your answer. There was this fat, greazy ugly dweeby guy who used to try to get my attention and talk to me. Follow me around, go out when he knew I'd be out. Was on the verge of stalking, it was! Anyway, I have no idea what would make him think he had a chance with me, when my hubby is so gorgeous. That would have been a good sign for him. lol
ASexyBabe	posted 16-Jul-2001 10:38am I have an extremely contagious non curable disease that can be contracted if you stand within 15 feet of me.
Jemmy	(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 16-Jul-2001 11:22am Yeah, I think so.
Pomeranian	(reply to mandy) posted 16-Jul-2001 4:25pm I know...break out the pudding and Twister!
Cleo	posted 17-Jul-2001 3:22am I dribble,spit,& stutter when i speak to strangers.
ASexyBabesToy	(reply to ASexyBabe) posted 17-Jul-2001 3:33am Give me your disease Baby.
ASexyBabe	(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 17-Jul-2001 8:16am Damn it didn't work.....hmmmm let me think.....ok how about this one? My idea of fun is you eating my crap......Does that turn ya off? giggle
ASexyBabesToy	(reply to ASexyBabe) posted 17-Jul-2001 10:45am I bet it would turn somebody on.
ASexyBabe	(reply to ASexyBabesToy) posted 17-Jul-2001 10:52am YUCK
pengy	posted 18-Jul-2001 6:24am Certified Mentally Ill
kirsty	posted 25-Jul-2001 2:11am Slippery when wet.
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to juliw) posted 29-Jul-2001 3:51pm Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! What a lovely visual!!
juliw	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 29-Jul-2001 4:07pm lol Thought you guys might get a kick out of that!!
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to juliw) posted 29-Jul-2001 4:15pm I was telling my son about your sign and he said that the one that would make most men run for the hills would say, "I want commitment & children." He also suggested a sign that said, "My doctor told me that my genital warts are the biggest he's ever seen!"
juliw	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 29-Jul-2001 4:19pm lol I think your son is absolutely right on both counts!
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to juliw) posted 29-Jul-2001 4:36pm I really liked the first sign and think it would work better than the other.
juliw	(reply to darkshadowsseeker) posted 29-Jul-2001 5:06pm Yeah, the commitment one would work better for sure
darkshadowsseeker	(reply to juliw) posted 30-Jul-2001 3:06am
iworshipblink	posted 4-Aug-2001 8:54pm im busy, ur ugly, have a nice day
NANNERMUFFlN	posted 5-Aug-2001 12:39pm Determent, Deschmerment...my sign would say "Bring that huge throbbing IQ of yours over here Stud!"
they	posted 10-Aug-2001 1:58am Just for people in general.. If I could wear a sign it would say something like "Yes, I'm fine.. I just look pissed off."
ASexyBabesToy	(reply to they) posted 16-Aug-2001 3:28am
Iseult	posted 14-Sep-2001 3:54pm Don't hit on me!
Iseult	(reply to heyzeus1) posted 14-Sep-2001 3:55pm That's a good one.
autumnlight	posted 18-Sep-2001 8:05am I'm in an awkward position at the moment actually. I met this guy at a party and kissed him in a non comittal, bit of fun way, not knowing he would get a crush on me. He is friends with my friends and now has started hanging around with our group. Last night he turned up at my house wielding two tickets to tonights Manchester United match. I didn't want to offend him, so now I am going with him tonight. What can I put on my sign, 'Thanks for paying for the tickets but get away from me??' Help! He is a lovely guy and I dont want to hurt his feelings!
mandy	posted 19-Sep-2001 3:19am deliveries round back
anonymous	posted 26-Sep-2001 10:10pm I wish I was a female
girl2	posted 8-Oct-2001 9:15pm hi

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