Do you try to look up girls' skirts? If so, then in the comments write what tactics you use to avoid being caught.

I always look up girls' skirts. I am careful and whenever they look away I look and make sure no one else is watching me. I guess I must be a pervert then.

Well, not any more. (he said laughing hysterically)

I do remember a time when I was 10 or 11 when the world centered around sneaking a peek. I had no sisters, and a modest mother, so I was crazy to "expand my knowledge".

What a shock it was to me to learn there was "nothing" there...well...or at least so I thought at the time. (Shy and sly smile)

I refuse to reveal my "techniques" of that time. Who knows, I might need them again when I am old and grey!

A lot of young women love old men so you may not have to go that route later in life if you're lucky!

I'd say 'you can't be serious' bu experience has shown otherwise. Back in my guy days, at the auto shop, there was a live-in employee lounge. One night I was drinking brews with the guys who were going through flesh-zines. I'd thought one pussy was the same as another, but these guys were comparing them like cars, and even going back through memory 'remember miss june 83 with that crumpled gooey lavendar fringe?'. I made the mistake of doing a beer run with one of these guys who got on his hands and knees panting and barking to follow some hot dressed woman into the liquor store. cringe. When younger these guys claimed to make a hobby of smelling womens bicycle seats. Smurfing they called it.
The first day of fourth grade (we were suddenly big kids I guess) my friend Beth told a joke in which the girl constantly given a lollipop to climb the flag pole against outsmarted the undies perv by not wearing any. We didn't have swings that year, so no more of Stephanies Machida's exotic layered pantaloon undies.

I did have fun picking on a girl friend of mine a couple years ago who mirrored the tops of her heels for an art costume.

When I was a teen ager the guys would try to look up all the girls skirts.(Perverts)A majority of my friends would wear gym shorts under our dresses & skirts.The guys thought we were no fun after that.

I like to visit websites where they post pictures of hidden camera shots of girls' undies or hoohoos up their skirts.
I'm a sick sick pervert.
I need help
*insane laughter*

Monkeeeeees don't wear skirts

I wear dark sunglasses so that no one knows where I'm looking.

I believe everyone thinks we're perverts cause we look up girls' skirts. We are not perverts, we are simply males. If us guys wore skirts, then you girls would probably try to look up our skirts. Come on, admit it. You would, wouldn't you?

I go to the mirror and lift my skirt. Easy.
(stupid question...)

Watch Grease

Mary, dearest, I need all the luck I can get!

And so right they were, you spoil sport!

You're darn right they would! However, soon they would learn in most cases, it's no big deal.

Old joke: Two school marm biddies go to Scotland on vacation. As they pass an alleyway, they see a Scotsman (in full traditional dress) passed out drunk.

The one biddie asks the other: "Ever wonder what's under a Scotsman's kilt?"

Gently lifting the kilt with an umbrella, the pair discover that a good Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt.

The one says to the other: "Let's play a joke on him. I will tie my hair ribbon around his tallywacker. When he wakes up he'll go crazy trying to figure it out."

The Scotsman wakes up sometime later, and as drunks due, prepares to urinate. When he sees a blue ribbon wrapped around his manhood, he says:

(Scottish brough) "Laddie, I dint know where ya bin, but I'm real proud ta see ya won first prize."

lol lol lol lol
Gee, I wish it was that easy for me.
lol lol lol lol

It's not the skirts into which I general try to peek.
(little ol' lecher me >)

It's almost impossible NOT to look up girls' skirt when they're cycling. And since everybody cycles here...

URLs please!

I wear I disguise, sneak up behind them in the dark, pull up their skirts, pull down their panties and get a good look at their mut then run like hell giggling into the night. I havn't been caught yet.

Um... no?

That's impressive. lol

I look up my own...does that count?

I think so.

Only if you are narcissistic.

Has anyone mentioned to you lately that you are weird?

Twistermine, dearest, is there anything you and your monekee won't do?

This in itself merits a Survey.

Yea, but even with the glasses, being on your knees is a dead give away.

Yes, as a matter of fact many people have said that. How DID you know?

How do I know that...X-ray vision.
By the way, nice undergarments.

Ha! Caught you out!. You don't really have x-ray vision at all do you?. I'm free-balling!

what's that?

going commando?

No.

No, I don't. But I know a sick guy who sits under the escalators at the local mall trying to look up womens dresses. Yuck.

try
upskirt.com
sexyupskirts.com
amateurupskirts.com

or do a websearch for upskirt and you'll get hundreds of hits!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol (with tears in my eyes) I laugh in your face!!lol lol lol
I love you dude you are so funny!!! Thanks Brian you made my day!!!!
ALOHA............

I don't mind you laughing in my face, it's the spittle that's kinda disgusting...

(sigh) dear Oscar, please save this link for future reference. Hugs.
http://www.m-w.com/ (online dictionary)
narcissism: love of or sexual desire for one's own body

Ewww..if those are free, I wait for something cheaper.

I normally use www.dictionary.com
I was being lazy.
Thanks though

"Girls?" As in young females under 12? Eeew.

I beg your pardon,my spittle is Not disgusting,my husband loves my spittle!!Hummp!

That's not spittle, it's drool. All men would love to have women drool over them, but only Mel Gibson actually gets to experience the phenomena.

Of course! Uhh...Wearing sunglasses, waiting until she isn't looking in my direction, crawling under the dinner table (haven't used that one for a few years)

Check out the good/bad ratings in the advanced stats! The gender split is pretty amusing!

My buddy, who is a flamenco fanatic, insists that the primary reason for watching flamenco dancers is to try to guess what colour their knickers are.

(swooning) ooh,ahhhhh,I absolutely love the man!!!!What a fine specimen of a hunk of a man!!!!Whewwwwwww.The accent is just way cool!!!! (More fanning!)But still no one can make me blush like Elvis P. did!!!

yes I do, I can't even help it, I don't even really care or get much of a thrill from it, it's just this habit

Mel and Elvis. Think I'll change my name of Melvis and my body to Schwartenegger. Then all I will need is the money of Gates.

I can relate. I feel the same way about the Lambada.

Oooh, Mel Tormé, the velvet fog, good thinking. Get some swooning action going.

To tell you the truth,I don't care for men that are to hunky like Arnold.I prefer men that have more of a surfers physique.
Elvis was handsome to look at but his body was less to be desired(even in his youth)
Mel just turns me on by hearing his voice.Some men have such a sexy masculine voice which I find pleasing to my ears.(shuddering)It's hard to explain that to a man,but then again I'm probably just weird like that.

Mel Tormé...now Ms. Kristal_Rose...you have hit a sweet memory. I grew up listening to Ella and Mel. And have alwasy enjoyed "scat" singing, which was definitely weird for my generation.

I play guitar and perform a little (strictly for friends) and have one song I do which is quite novel. It is a combination of my parents and my generations music.

(I figured if Miller can combine good taste and less filling, then I could perform a folk song in a scat style.) It is done acapello (I can't find the right way to spell that word - the darn spell check and on-line dictionary won't return a value!) You know what I mean - without instruments, voice only)

Anyway, every time I do it with lots of "doodly doodles" and "wah-wah-wah" and nasal wailing, the crowd goes nutz, because the lyrics and tempo of the song are so different than a normal "scat sung" song.

It's a hoot!

I alternatingly love and hate Mel Gibson. It finally came home to me exactly why he is attractive to women when I saw "Tequila Sunrise" (I think that was the name) with my wife.

There was a scene in the movie where they do a real close-up of Mel with his sparkling blue eyes and enchanting smile. There was this collective sigh from the audience (mostly women).

I looked around at the captivated stares of the women and then back at the screen, where Mel was still smiling impishly. And then his attractiveness hit me like a brick!

I thought to myself, "I think I am in love with this guy. And I'm about as hetero as they get!"

I´d be willing to bet by the end of the movie there wasn't a dry seat in the house. Including mine!

Sounds like It reminds me (sorry, perhaps it shouldn't) of the time i was trying out for the comic strip Bloom County's band contest for a Billy (Bill the cat) & the Boingers theme song (which got pressed on the next treasury). My friend played accordian. I played jews harp {ta simulate that tongue twanging ya know} through my bass amp with a microphone steffed up my nose. I actually learned about new musculature and how to control it; the passage between the mouth and nose can be controlled so one can opt for more melody or resonant droning while doing their twang. No one else at SC probably even knows who Tormé is. What a hoot.

For me it wasn't the impish grin,or his eyes,it's the accent & his voice....Other than that I really don't find him attractive at all.Like Arnold I like the booming in his voice but I can't stand his accent!!
& the lead singer of Creed,when he sings I just love the tone in his vocals but I don't like to hear him talk.

No. Since I was a little kid I think I have only worn a "skirt" (not in formal wear), once. I was doing a dance with some other chicks at my school. I had this tiny, ruffly thing on, as a French sorbette. I even had the little cap and apron. We would, like, dust everything in a pretend parlor and then suddenly begin doing this incredibly erotic (for seventh-graders) dance to Madonna's "Vogue". Everybody was wild over it. In that circumstance, it was practically mandatory for every creature in the audience to see under our skirts (we had these cute little bloomer things). So I didn't mind. Next week we are doing "Lady Marmalade". I have to go find some corsets. But it'll be fun.

I'm wishing you luck then

You are a dear.
(gives her a playful wink back)
Now if you will excuse me, I have to continue playing the role of a dirty old man.

Oh yes. There is good stuff up there.

I pretend to drop a pen and then I look up ladies skirts and I then move away hence not getting caught

one time, there was a thirteen year old who was sitting in such a position so that i was able to have a perfect view of of whats under her skirt. i gave the excuse of trying to pick up my pencil which i had purposely dropped on the floor and when i looked at it, i was shocked!!!!! she was NOT wearing any pants of panty!!!!!! i looked at it foe like, 5 minutes, when i realised that she was looking at me with a shocked expression on her face!!!!!