If you were Pinocchio, how big would your nose be?

I lie sometimes. We all do.

Not very noticeable. I dislike lying, in myself and in other people.

i try to limit my lying...but it's hard when you have the biggest penis in the world and drive a ferrari

hehehe

Given that I'm 39, and I lie about as much as the average person, it would be enormous. If this happened to everyone, there would have to be a new definition of "big nose" though, in which case, mine would be about average.

Just a little bigger than normal. I rarely lie. I only lie to spare someone's feelings.

*sneeze*

I wish there was a graph chart that way I could choose an answer better.

I don't lie, at least never intentionally. Sometimes I pretend not to know things, and sometimes I might flavor things to give people a more positive outlook on their life.

this big

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Oooh! Good one! I never thought of that one!

"Um, no, honey, I didn't lie... I just... pretended not to know..."

Yeah, that's the ticket!

So far, pretending not to know seems to be the best defense when someone is getting mad at your presuming to know things. That's on a physical level. With other people and more generic compassion, when I can see where there headed with there attitude, I might speak of how well a situation is likely to go, though I suspect that if I didn't say that to reshape there thinking, they would have been on a negative track and made sure it went wrong.

That depends. Can it get smaller again? At one point I lied a lot. I don't anymore.

I certainly wouldn't want to become a real boy.
AI sucked.

I'm really pretty honest most of the time, but I do lie sometimes... it's part of life. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's the nobler thing to do.

Do you think it did? I've heard so many different reviews of that movie, I can't decide if I want to see it or not.

I think you might enjoy it if your expectation are low.

I thought AI sucked as well. Why did they have to throw aliens into the movie?! That's what turned me off of it. You should go see Pootie Tang and Scary Movie 2. They're both great movies.

They weren't aliens, they were advanced robots...

whatever what were those things that were rescuing that thing from the ocean

Oh, where you expecting more? I'm not a big sci-fi fan, so my expectations are sort of low.

Originally it looked like a Pinocchio movie geared towards kids (which doesn't interest me much). Then I saw a trailer that hyped the robots struggling against society thing (which interested me). The makers of the film, Kubrick an Spielberg are both critically acclaimed. So, I saw it, and found it to be more the Pinocchio thing (emphasis on the kid and his mother) with very little of the robot's struggle against society.

Really? In that case I might like it, because originally I thought it was about a little boy who was a robot. I didn't know wher Jude Law fit in.

it's about a little boy who is a robot but wants to be real (just like Pinocchio). I would have like more on Jude Law's character, that was more interesting to me.

What is he? The commercials don't show much of him.

um... he's a robot male prostitute basically

lol Lovely...I still can't decide if I want to see this... Oh well, there's nothing else left to see.

go see scary movie 2

Mmm....that's not my kind of movie.

a pretty unimpressive summer for movies, if you ask me

Yeah, sort of. I did like Pearl Harbour though, but I know lots of people didn't. Tomb Raider was fun, but not exactly what I'd call a quality film. And if you like kids flicks, then Shrek was excellent.

how did this turn into a movie discussion... :-?

when i lie my nose and my forehead get longer.

hah

It would vary from moment to moment.
It was suggested to me that this can come in handy during intimate encounters.

(rolling on the floor laughing, holding stomach, gasping for breath)
My hat's off to a super super jester. Great visual humor. A++

Believe it or not, I once had a shirt similar to that. I love loud shirts.

I know what you mean.

Truths more fun and funnier than lies and fibs.

Actually, the more I think about it, my nose would be as big as my "ego".

That's kinda like saying:
The next sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.

if the previous sentence is true about the sentence being false then the sentence is true which means that the previous sentence is also true.....

I've prided myself all my life on being 102% honest. But with this woman, being right is wrong at times. For the other folks, I'm just sheparding them through multiple future potentials by only pointing out the good ones, not necessarily the ones they were headed for.
I feel in such a slump. I thrive on constant supernatural events, and nothings been happening for weeks it seems. I don't even feel like SC's self appointed new age minister anymore. I go to the supermarket where I usually hear talk about religious ecstasy, and instead overhear talk about back-sliding. I wonder if I'm possibly becoming corrupted by dating.

you had a shirt with a picture of a guy on it with a stretched nose and forehead?

Interesting. I have been "backsliding" too in my daily communications with God. I am praying less and with less devotion in my prayers. I read the Bible, but with less interest and concentration on what I am reading.

I have a number of "worldly concerns" knocking at my mental door, but usually my time in prayer or studying the Bible is the source of strength to survive them.

Maybe it's sunspots.

lol lol lol
You crack me up!
Thanks.

or Mars burning so brightly. I cant even find Orion, Casseopia, or the big dipper these days (think I saw cygnus last night {my mom has a star in that group} while listening to the nightingale). I did watch a bunch of religious stations last night which were relevant to my life at the moment. Dr Gene Scott & some TBN stuff had me wondering again if getting my own channel was the route to go. I had someone ask if I wanted in on a ground floor of interactive TV selections being put on by the founder of VH1, head of UCLA media, etc. I'd have to give up getting my teaching degree to jump directly into content technology. Scotts cool. Not to many people on video force you to listen with actual consciousness. Watts was the coolest, but he didn't guide you into waking up, if you were on a wave-length to hear him, you were probably awake already.

Most of what I say is a lie, but sometimes I tell the truth, so I think that almost evens it out...

I'm not sure, but probably not much bigger than it is now. I seldom lie, in part because I am a very poor liar. I blush and stammer when I lie.

very, very big

Very big at college, where I have to make excuses to why i wasn't at that lesson today, but at home or anywhere else it would be normal size.