Doesn't anyone have a good question to ask?

Who are you
who who who who?????

I'm Scott. who are you?

What kind of Flame Warrior are you?

I must be a cross between profundus maximus and the rebel leader

*flutters her eyelashes*
Why, I'm the Queen of the world......

that's cool. can i have a raise then? and can you have someone tear down that parking garage outside my front window so i can have a view of the lake?

What is the ultimate answer to life the universe and evrything? and also What is the question?

Well, read my surveys.

why ask why?

the answer is 7.4

ok, my answers to them are : no,lots,no,no,pretty good,no,5,cult,none,smell,about 100 more years

why not?

Why are we here?

Yeah

What color do smurfs turn if you choke them?

Off the top of my head...Do guys like tall women more than medium height or short?

Apparently not.

When I turn the weed patch into a lawn, will it raise my property value and the value of the properties nearby? I already cut the weeds, is it raised already, even though I'm not done raking and leveling?

Ok Survey Central creator:

If New-Age-Travellers are supposed to be transients (ie.travellers!), why do they get so pissed off when they get moved on!?

Please answer!

What time is it?

I'm an Evil Clown. heyzeus 1 is more of a profundus maximus IMHO.

Why do you ask?

Did I tell you you could talk to people? lol

LOL

Why is blue the favorite color of the majority of human beings?

to answer my survey

I dunno, ask smurf

only if the man is tall himself

whast you need to do is drive up a truckload of gravel and spread it around under your house thereby raising the property LEVEL, then you will be higher up than your neighbors and your property will increase in value. this will take care of your weed problem too.

it is 6:49. did you call me a profundicus? whats an imho?

because it is obviously the best color

because its all about free will, individual choice, and nobody telling anybody what to do

IMHO= in my honest opinion

oh, thanks.

no problemo

um, i guess i was bored!

yeah...why is bill here?

Want to come over and help? You get free lemonade

Thank you. Yes, but you said it first. In My Humble Opinion. Here's a handy reference. Someone posted it here once.

http://www.acronymfinder.com/

When will Krishna appear on the cover of Time Magazine?

when you become the editor!

acronym finder is kinda cool
5150 = mentally disturbed person

i'm a rebel leader dammit! don't make me send my army up there!
nice link though, i might have fun with that.

heres a number to decipher. 420-24/7-365. i'm not referring to myself though.

Hare Krishna!

acctuly the answer is 42 and the question is what do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?

Yes, handy and amusing...

Hey, I know people like that.

Ok here is my question then. Why were you bored?

these links below may help with boredom.
http://www.bored.com
http://www.boredatwork.com
http://www.startsampling.com
http://www.surveycentral.org
http://www.hypertales.com
http://www.audiogalaxy.com
http://www.imdb.com
http://www.google.com
http://www.cddb.com
http://www.wheresgeorge.com
http://www.discovery.com
stay busy and don't get bored

Make the west lawn go all the way to the school fence. Plant some shrubs, pretty flowers and make some stone footpaths. Get tips from Tim Curry. Is that brown shed still back there? Paint it to match the house. Is the house still white with red trim? Paint the red trim pastel yellow. Pave the driveway and make all kinds of footpaths and greenery. Bug your neighbor on the north side to fix up his yard, too. His son knows how to grow plants. lol lol lol That should do it.

Good answer. lol
(I hope smurf doesn't think I was referring to him cause I wasn't)

What gets you really horny, but might be considered disgusting by an average person?

Ah.

We have the biggest lawn. I could do stuff like that to make it look all nice.

Let me rephrase... What is the meaning of life?

Wish I had a yard

Move up here!

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

no, of course not

in my opinion the meaning of life is to figure out the meaning of life. i'm not trying to sound vague or make a joke, thats really what i think. i'm not sure it is possible to find out, cause if you do, what then? what question would you have to drive you? its the search that matters, that you might benefit the most from. its also possible there is no meaning, in which case it would be better not to know.

yeah, the question could also be, how many parking tickets do i have left to pay?

why not?
it's hard to find something that holds my interest anymore. this place does, though.

yeah, where is smurf? i've been waiting for her to ask something...

Can I go out and play?

It's not the jeans....... Just Kidding!

cute...
I'm gonna hold a grudge for that comment...



Ok...I'm done now.

I know what you mean. TV is boring. I'd rather be doing something. I like to get outside and do things. If I can't then I will get on the net.

I agree about TV. I can't sit in front of it very long. My husband watches it, and if there's something interesting on, I'll watch it standing up, then move on to something else. I can't sit in one spot too long without wanting to get up and do something else. The longest I remember sitting was last year when I had jury duty. There were no windows in there, either!

Why are babies so gosh darn CUTE???

Where is all the blue food???

yeah, when i used to live in the mountains that cool. now i live in the heart of the city. theres not much point in going outside around here.

wash the dishes first

put on some blue sunglasses, then it will all be blue

they have to be, or else we wouldn't care for them as well. its a good instinctual survival bonus

Something like Discovery or TLC is the only thing I like to watch. Most of what is on tends to be boring or stupid.

Yep It makes us want to love them and care for them and kiss and hug and play with them.

Hey! Come vacationing in Alaska. It's so vertical here.

we were planning to move there, but now we are broke. i love the cold. i hate the heat. alaska would be just fine. probably if we go, it will be to anchorage, maybe in a few years.

What are my exam results going to be? (You probably shouldn't tell me!)

OK, i won't say then.

lol lol Good one!!!

Ok...
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Just WHAT are you SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hullo!!!

*waves* *stands on tip toes*

Arghh!! You sound like my Mum!!


Are you sure she's not paying you to give me hints???

HUH?

Ha! i was waiting for you to say something. by the way i love your questions, and i can't answer them. you win!

YaY!!

You are da bomb!!

BTW, you just sent me 2 replies, with a total of 4 capital letters!!!

oops!

hehehehehehehehehehehe ... now I know all your deepest, darkest secrets!!!

ok (quiz) what are they?

I can't divulge them here!!! Then they wouldn't be secrets anymore!!

Come over here. A little closer, ... closer ...

*whisper**whisper**whisper*

There, you see? And you thought no one knew!!

I'll never tell anyone that you enjoy wearing very tight tights, and dancing in phone boxes ... you made me swear not to tell, so I won't, ok?

Damn! don't tell anyone about last week!

If you got hit by a car right now and died, would have been satisfied with what you did with you life?

partly so. i have done a lot of things that most people haven't. but besides doing the family thing (which is fulfilling and valid) i'm not doing much with it right now. i don't have many more major quests or accomplishments lined up in my 'to do with life lists' so, partly so...

I'm going to ask one that I want answering now! Which university is better, Oxford or Cambridge?