What was the most embarrassing episode that has ever happened to you?

I told a (male) friend to "give it to me" really loudly in the middle of a science lesson...........

It wasn't what it seemed!

Once I was having my period, and my pad kind of soaked through halfway through English class, and when I stood up, there was blood on the orange plastic chair I had been sitting on, and on the back of my light grey school uniform.

maybe a roommate walking in on me in my bedroom without knocking while I was jerking off... that was some years ago. I think she was more embarassed than me though. I can't remember.

The most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me was when me and my friends were playing MarcoPolo and when I was itt, I caught someone, actually hugged them (thinking it was my friends) and yelled "Gotcha!" I opened my eyes and it was a girl I didn't know...I don't look at her anymore!

I think I blocked it out. Well, I have actually done so many embarrassing things during my boozing days, but I would NEVER mention them again, maybe only in an AA meeting and I would have to feel awfully comfortable to do that.

(I still love beer though ... a lot)

Oh my god! That's terrible! I am SO terrified of something like that happening, lord knows I've been close!

It was pretty bad, but at least I went to an all girl high school, so no guys saw it.

Um...today I knocked some shoes off a rack in a store and they made a loud noise. That was sort of embarrassing.

I actually didn't knock them off, they just feel while I was standing there, but it looked like I knocked them off. I'm not about to lose any sleep over it though.

I have no shame

wait...
this one time...in band camp.....

Several of my friends and I were in some retarder room, playing music, and having fun. My best friend and I were only girls there. At point of time, one of the guys there got his dick out, and started jacking off. Several other guys started doing what he was, but that act excluded my boyfriend. Than after, he got his dick out, and did what other guys did. I was extremely embarrassed because of what he did, and mad at him because I thought that he got me for that...

That is really bad. It happened once to me, too, but fortunately, I had my black jeans on, and it wasn't so easy to spot.

Thank god!

I know there have been plenty of them, but I can't think of any really embarrassing ones right now. I tend to do things that make me feel really stupid, but I forget about them pretty quickly.

Thank God for that!

Yeah, it was the only thing that made it almost tolerable

I don't really have any.

I ran through a closed screen door.

AH! My dad came home once while my boyfriend (now husband) and I were um...you know....in my bedroom. I STILL blush thinking about that!

What happened? What happened?

You eat meat???!!! Poor Cow/fish/chicken etc

When I was about 8 or 9, our school choir joined with 4 other school choirs to sing in one concert with a singer/musician who was touring the country. (Barry McGuire)
In the rehearsal the afternoon before the big night, he said he was gonna pick someone to dance with in a particular song. He would pick someone from the front row of the left-hand side. I was in the 3rd row, so I was safe
*whew!!*
On the big night, the young girls in the front row got scared, so they moved to the other side. Then the 2nd row of girls (right in front of me!) got up to sing into microphones. Next thing I knew, he was holding his hands out to me, and in front of half of my hometown, he danced with me *blushes profusely*
That kind of thing is hard to live down in a small town, where your Dad is pastor of the biggest church ...

but poor jen if she doesn't eat cowfish/chicken etc.!

Poor jen if she wouldn't have puked!

This looks like another good opportunity for me to tell my "most embarrassing incident" anecdote. It happened about 15 years ago, I used to use LSD a lot back then, and it tends to exaggerate experiences like this. I was in a bar with some friends, and I was sitting belly to the bar next to one of them, and there was a woman sitting next to him. She said to me "I hate your beard". I, thinking myself quite clever, responded with a quip "That's alright, you don't have to wear it." I simultaneously lit a cigarette, crossed my legs, and leaned backwards against a door. The door wasn't closed. I fell off the bar stool.

Jen can eat nentills, tofu, tahini, nuts & grain. Hare Krishna

I don't know.

I like that movie.

What???!! Oh poor lentils, tofu, nuts & grain.

lol That must have been *so* funny!

but she'll be sad without cheeseburgers!

Oh right. Like I'm telling THAT story.

WHAT! You expect me to tell that here?
Talk about exposing yourself in public!

I dropped the soap!

*kiss*

Lentils, tofu, nuts & grain die painlessly before you eat them.

Jen can eat tofu/lentilburgers instead!

they're not quite as tasty, and besides you don't get cowpower if you don't eat cowburgers

I want tufu/lentilpower!

Carrots scream when you pull them out of the ground. Well, you could interpret is a scream if you want. How do you know those other plants don't feel pain?

There was this one time when I was laughing and a big thing of snot came out my nose. I sucked it back in, but someone had already seen it. I was very young at the time, but still very embarrassed by it.

I have more, maybe I'll tell ya later.

I've done that before. I did it at a slumber party at my own house once.

I was mortified at the time, but in retrospect...

What did all the people round you say?

A couple of my other friends rushed over and picked me up off the floor and asked if I was okay. I had been looking for a place to crawl away and die.

lol I know that feeling!

Plant have a lower level of consciousness than plants so the karma isn't as great.

Does that mean I get girlpower if I eat girlburgers? Or manpower if I eat manburgers?

definitely!

I would say the hottub thing or the ass showing thing would qualify for you.

Cool! *runs outside to fire up the grill*

What ass showing thing? The hot tub thing wasn't really embarrassing it just upset me.

With the kids and the dog.

Oh yeah. That was pretty embarrassing. I felt like apologizing to the kids. I really picked a bad person to have kids with.

this one time...oh wait, i can't say it on the net!

It's FAR too embarrassing to repeat.

i dunno.

Too many to tel & so little time & space.

Ooooooooh you poor baby! I've had many close calls but,I've always worn dark colors during that time of the month.What an inconvenience that is .... to have it every month.I can hardly wait till it's all over with.I keep waiting......& I'm almost 49 .
That's really weird....now that I'm at this age all I find myself waiting for now days is 2 things....To retire & when my monthly thing is finally done!!!! Don't get any better than that....

Well. I had to wear a school uniform, so not much choice there. I have already quit having my periods. I quit very early.

I attended a Catholic all girl school & wore uniforms also.Our colors were brown plaid.On holy high days we wore white. But,anyway's yeah I'm still waiting for mine to be over.I started on my 13th birthday(oh that's one of my many embarrassing moments right there) People have told me that the sooner you start the sooner you stop.What a joke!!! What age did you start & stop???
Oh my gosh!! I was still perfecting my response to you & when I went back to edit there was your entry.Woooooow....

That's really funny!! That happened to me also.(The falling of the stool part)My girlfriend & I were bar hopping all over town.The last bar we went to,we were sitting at the counter.I had already had way toooooo much to drink when we got there.Well,I was feeling no pain untill I fell of the bar stool.Needless to say we were kicked out of the bar.The turn of events that took place after that,were what was embarrassing.My friend asked me if I like a piece of clothing hanging in a store window.I said "Yeah"(matter of fact like) next thing I know she kicks the window in,glass is breaking & falling everywhere,takes the yellow jumpsuit & she starts running,I'm totally stoked & I start running,alarms are going off,police whistles are blaring.I'm so drunk I fell down again.Before we knew it we were being hand cuffed in the middle of Waikiki with tourist looking on & pointing fingers & everything.We were around 20-21 young & so stupid for listening to her.Spent 3 days in jail,I was so mad!!Never did that again.

Actually, I didn't start my period until I was 16. I used to be really short, like a kid (4"6") in my sophomore year of high school, and wore like a 32AA bra. Then, the summer between my sophomore and junior years of high school, I shot up to 5"4", and developed breasts. A few months later, I started my period. My mom took me to a doctor, thinking it was some kind of glandular problem, but they found nothing wrong. My sister, on the other hand, was already 5" tall in second grade, and not at 41, she still is. She started her period a few months after me, and she was only 10 at the time. Then, when I was about 24, I quit having periods for about six months. I was positive I wasn't pregnant, because I hadn't had sex for a long time. I went to the doctor, and again, they found nothing wrong. When I was really young, it kind of bothered me, because I knew I probably could never have kids. But, now that most of my friends are going through the change, or hoping to, I am kind of glad I am over all that.

The yellow jumpsuit makes it so much worse.

Your so lucky I'm still waiting...

Ohhhhh,you don't know the half of it.
It's one of those "You had to be there" things

I'm hoping to get it over with early, too. I believe I've heard that women who haven't given birth tend to go through menopause earlier, which is fine by me! I was having some symptoms of perimenopause for awhile (hot flashes and a couple of anxiety attacks) but that hasn't happened for awhile now. I just turned 40. I say, bring it on! Let's get it over with!

Yeah, I am glad to have it all over with.

Cool. I hadn't heard that about getting menopause earlier- sounds good by me.

THAT is SOOOOO awful.....I couldn't look at my Dad for weeks!

Yeah, it kind of stands to reason. Use it or lose it, so to speak.

whoops! Has anyone seen my fertility? I seem to have misplaced it somewhere...

LOL