If a book was written about your life, what would the synopsis at the back of the book say?

she was born
she was fat
then she died
a twisted tale of terror and food addiction
in small town America

She got away with murder, and here's her story! um, I mean, never mind... forget I said that.

"An interesting story about life and a perfect exaple of how people can be really stupid sometimes".


Cool survey

This is the story of a servant, of the servant of Krishna who lived in Sydney Australia.

You got away with murder?

No I'm just kidding. I'd never do something like that

I guess I put that because I can't think of what it would really say. I think maybe it would say "Truth is stranger than fiction. Read the story of someone who has been through weird stuff, including hallucinations without drugs!"

The end.

Gorgeous millionaire gives up everything so she can spend every waking moment at Survey Central

Please don't read this.

A kaleidoscopic open-minded adventure into the mystical realms of art, science, & cultural anthropology.

She was born, she went to school, she did exams, she went to another school, she revised for *more* exams (including evil chemistry), then someone wrote this book about her.......

it might say : Parental warning, the enclosed material may upset young or sensitive readers.

It is strongly recommended that you do not try the things mentioned within.

Meet Justina. Hard drinking, hard fighting ragamuffin who will do anything for her next drink. The foibles of this lovable lush will amuse and astound you.

With a solid C average and two influential (and hysterical!) months in Key Club, Justina fought her way to a well-deserved admissions spot at the Ivy-League of Party Colleges, Bowling Green State University, in the early 1990's. It is here where she meets the love of her life, alcohol.

After a blurry six years wasted in college, she sets off in her Chevrolet for The Big Apple. Alone and broke, she manages to find herself in love, drunk, and working as a scrappy writer, all while fending off the demons of family and the past.

Will she overcome her hurdles and crawl out of the bottle, or will she wind up on skid row? Justina doesn't even know...

Dave Barry of the Miami Herald calls "I Need a Shot"
"The funniest thing I've read since The Onion."

I channelled a good one on this "You can't make up stuff like this". {multiple entendre} I once saw a pentuple entendre in the hotel new hampshire or garp. and Woody Allen did a murder mystery written in triple entendre.

LOL

Uhh...Mostly water?

What does it mean when you keep coming into my thoughts?

Okay, I'm under the influence of drugs, but I've been longing to ask you... (please don't get mad)...

Are you for real? Really, I mean this. I often find myself longing for what you say to be true, but then sometimes I wonder if, well... please I don't mean this bad, we're all good to each other here and I'm asking this the best I can, but, wow...

I can't even ask it.

Can I have your e-mail address?

I'm drunk. I'm stoned. I'm beyond stoned. And I just want to say..


I really like you, Zang.

You're good people.

I'm prone to slight exagerration of numbers, for instance I'll say within 2 hours, when it was probably three, or people, when I only met one (But when I say everyone, I mean everyone). For instance I might say describe people I met from Tennessee (one person) but when I meet another person from Tennessee, they'll confirm, "Yeah, they're pretty much like that here." In spite of the fact that I constantly study, and have vision quests, there is also plenty that I simply just know to be true.
You're on the cover of my TV guide as Sienna Guillory of the masterpiece theater 'Take a Girl Like You'. Yes, I dedicated an entire show to channel you with. You're probably thinking of me because I was thinking of you as well.

I'm absolutely for real, and there are probably a million like me on the planet (but they don't broadcast it like I do). I could hang out for a day with a friend quietly lighting candles, moving objects, and watching TV. The average person watching a video of it might say "what a pitiful waste", not having a clue about the immense amount of work we accomplished.
Do a search of '@' in survey comments, and you will find I offer my email all the time. Of course: kristal_phoenix@msn.com and my enormous site http://www.ereiam.com 310/202-7852 if you like talking. Keep in mind that although I might be pretty advanced, I'm also just a person that started at zero like everyone else; I enjoy talking about my experiences, but most often as an example of what other people could do if they wanted. I'm glad and curious that you're inquiring. I enjoy your contribution here as well as finding you personally interesting.

There are times that I've wondered if any of SC was for real. Computer technology exists to fabricate these conversations, so if it wasn't for the psychic bonds I have with many here, I might not know. Also my own pervading consciousness, god, and the angel Ezra (neutral arch-angelic scribe in charge of the internet) can turn interacting with SC into a very intense personal experience, unfortunately at the cost of losing all my friends here to something akin to existentialism.

Uh...Thanks. That's very kind of you...and amazingly good typing under the circumstances. I tried typing when I was drunk, and it looked like ttttttthhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssssss.......

One time I was in IRC and someone typed: The effect of dringing beet in the hot sun all algernoon

"This is a synopsis." or possibly "Hey."

Oh honey, I've been on a coke binge for days.

I'm not proud, but that's the way it's been.

You amuse me and make me happy.

Could you please e-mail me at

jkiehart@hotmail.com

I would really like that.

I'm sorry, but I have more replies to go through, and I don't want to write it down for some reason, and I don't want to "copy" it.

Please?

Right! don't try this at home kids!

did you ever reach a psychic bond or attunement to me, kristal? just curious.

done

A strong affinity, yes, a psychic bond, no. But with your wife, yes, momentarily.
I'm not joalis. When I first came to SC I used multiple log-in names, like so many here did for thrills. Then I denounced them as a step to seeing SC as a family.

you i dont use other log in names either, i think thats kinda shady.
i usualy look forward to your replies, as does my wife.

oops! now i see what you meant! i responded to jolias by mistake!
funny you saw that!

That's good! You would have a hard time visiting Survey Central in Jail!

That is the most insidious drug. I never liked it. The primary effect on me was "wanting more". One of my friends has a funny saying about it: "First you do the weasel dust, then you do the weasel dance, then you find the weasel within."(For effect he would close his eyes, bow his head, and make the praying hands gesture for the last bit.)

I hope that amuses you too!

No synopsis, only the reviewer's comment:
"I laughed 'till I cried. Then I cried 'till I laughed."

weasels are insidious...ask romkey

And ain't it the truth!!

alot of stuff

Probably something about how I went against popular opinions regarding child raising and my kids turned out fine.

What did you do different?

Quite a few things. But the popular beliefs I mainly go against are in-laws. I don't expect little 3 year olds to be able to behave like 12 year olds. I teach right from wrong but let them grow and mature at their own age-appropriate readiness or whatever. My son is happy, healthy, sweet and advanced academically for his age. I don't teach that it's wrong for boys to play with this or that, because they might end up a 'sissy'... (Gimme a break!) I think stretchy wristbands (attached to moms wrist and toddlers wrist) are cool and more humane than holding a kids hand (nothing wrong with holding a kids hand but if need be, the wristbands are convenient and the kids have more room to move)...and it's dumb to compare it to 'treating them like a dog' because using a dog leash...is humane! Let's see.... I let my son explore as long as he wasn't harming himself, others, or breaking things... in their book thats being too permissive. I feed them age appropriate foods as suggested by doctors and pediatricians... they think thats starving them. I taught my son to read when he was learning to talk.. I didn't force it..he was interested. They thought that was ridiculous. My ideas of correction are different. They scream at kids to do this or that. I explain why they should, in kids terms-and they listen to me. (I've gotten other people's kids to do what they were told by my mother in law, after her screaming wasn't effective.) Oh yes, I understand babies and children's desire for routine, and stick with it. I know when babies are hungry, tired, bored, etc. but they think-if it cries, feed it. The list goes on. My kid is the happiest, healthiest, most honest and sweet one of the bunch. Go figure.

I also think you can't effectively teach a kid right from wrong if you're a hypocrite about it. You have to set the example. Like, how can you expect your kid not to give into peer pressure when you follow the crowd and try impressing people, yourself. Or.. you want your kids to 'fit in' and think they shouldn't be themselves and they should act 'normal' (or like everyone else) because being different makes them weird and unpopular. Then when the kid gets older and wants to follow the bad aspects of the crowd, you shouldn't wonder why. Sorry I get on a roll when it comes to kids. lol

My kids came out great. I make them figure everything out for themself, and explain the rules they don't understand. Sure, they can turn the couch into a fort, but don't do things that will damage it, and when mom get's home she will be tired, and messes make her uncomfortable, so have it cleaned up before she arrives. I was and continue to be my kids counsellor. It's rare I ever demand anything without explaining, but they can trust from experience that there is a good reason. If I was under stress (doesn't happen to me anymore) I would explain that they shouldn't take my snappiness personally. My step-dad had me into energy physics by age 8. Everything I did with my children, for instance drawing letters on their backs for them to guess words as they fell asleep, had several purposes in mind. My daughter was really advanced spiritually. She would prefer to be barefoot on sidewalks covered with broken glass, and I would just grit my teeth and say nothing, because I could at least see her protective state of grace and didn't want to bring her down from it by telling her to fear. Being apart from the crowd paid off in my later years.
Does everyone intentionally avoid using the [reply to] option, knowing I'll answer anyhow?

Actually I meant to reply to you the first time, I didn't realise til just now that I hadn't.

she did it her way