Right now, are you addicted to nicotine?

No, I've never smoked.

Not anymore!

Nope

I've never been addicted to nicotine

How about a NO!!! option for people who don't smoke, never smoked, and can't stand the stench of tobacco?

Never smoked, never plan to.

You're right, that option would have been perfect for some of us.

Don't smoke.

I wish I could stop because it is bad for your teeth and it makes your clothes smell and it slows you down athletic wise

No!! I just really like smoking.

I can quit anytime I want, you know.

No. Even when I smoked I wasn't.

not anymore: I quit smoking 2 months ago.

I'm in denial, telling myself how I can stop any time.
The truth is that I go frantic after two days with out nicotine.

*sigh* That's what everyone says

nope...I quit

no, never have been!

As much as I don't want to be, I am.

Yes...but not in a bad way...

why

No really! I, uh, just smoke to... keep my... weight down?

I smoked for 5+years and quit in a day.

Lots of people does that. Does that work?

Congratulations
I will be quite reverse from you when I decide to stop smoking. It will take me 5+ years to do so.

Pfft! I don't know! I've been smoking since I was 13, I'm 28 now, I've never really not smoked.

Just making excuses!

What cigarettes do you smoke?

Marlboro Lights, though I'm trying to smoke those Natural American Spirit ones. I always forget though, and I walk out of the bodega thinking, "Damn! I hope I remember next time."

Want me to bring some nice Cuban cigars in October?

Oh my God! Can you bring those into the country? I don't want you getting into trouble!

I can sure try!
Will Cohiba be ok?

Nope. I smoked when I was in about tenth grade, and thought it made me look more cool, but never really enjoyed it. I haven't smoked in over 20 years.

Hey, yeah, sure! Sounds good to me! I'm certainly no connesiour.

OK. Anything else?

That's about all I can --

Weed! Lots of weed!

Seeds perhaps?

Okay, sure, seeds are good!

Will you bring me some Partagas?! I love Cuban cigars!

I like regular Marlboro so much. Here in Canada, it's prohibited, so you can only find Canadian Marlboro. I smoke du Maurier though.

OK, no problem. I usually smoke Partages too!

Yummy!

Why is Marlboro banned??

Whats the difference between regular Marlboro and canadian?

No, I used to be a social smoker, but was never addicted. I gave up smoking completely a couple of months ago.

Because it has too high rate of nicotine, and that much nicotine in Canada is illegal.

But you can get it from Chinese convenience stores from under the counter if you know the guy.

There is only one strenght of Canadian Marlboro. It's equal to American Marlboro light.

Oh well that sucks why do they do that? Are they in a red box?

Scandalous!

The box is brownish I think.

I agree.

See I knew Canada sucked for some reason lol

I am just kidding don't get offended

And I plan on dealing with it in the next fifty years.

I used to be,but when I found out that I was pregnant I quit.that was 14 yrs. ago.Then I started getting stressed out at work & picked it up again.I stopped working there Sept.2000 & haven't smoked since.I t was the dang job!!Other than that I would have been some free 16 yrs straight.My personal best.

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Does that answer your question?

My parents smoked like chimneys, and I grew up in a smoke-filled place, and was sick more often than friends were, and as a child had a chronic congested cough. I saw my mother buy cigarettes when she could barely afford anything, and I grew to hate smoking the way any addict's child either becomes an addict or grows to hate it. I saw what it does to people, and still have to bite my tongue to avoid preaching when I see some stupid young person voluntarily taking up the addiction. Older people who were addicted before everyone knew how horrid tobacco is I can forgive, but youngsters who still insist on thinking they look cool as a "butt-head" drive me around the bend.