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Can you solve this riddle? "Name something that is better than God, dead people eat it all the time, and if we eat it, we will die.

Let's see how many deep thinkers are out there. Good Luck!!!



 

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Zang
posted 20-Apr-2001 3:18am  
Beats me.
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 6:25am  
I guess I'm not a 6 foot deep thinker. Not even the tree of knowledge or life is better than God, but to eat ultimate knowledge is a sort of death. Best to sit 'next' to God.
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 6:29am  
That would be a fathom, or mark twain deep I think (my birth name was Clemens, so I'm probably a distant relative.)
supplicant
posted 20-Apr-2001 8:13am  
"Nothing"  * yawn * What a wank.
drdt
posted 20-Apr-2001 9:31am  
I can, although I disagree with the first condition.
TeddyMiller Survey Central Gold Subscriber
posted 20-Apr-2001 10:37am  
Answer: Nothing.
jkiehart
posted 20-Apr-2001 11:00am  
Poop!!

I don't know, that was just the first thing that pooped into my head.
jkiehart
posted 20-Apr-2001 11:01am  
Aw Jesus!

Nothing??

I feel duped!
Iseult Quadruple Gold Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 11:39am  
Not right now.
mandy Gold Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 11:55am  
Monkeeeee poooooo
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 2:46pm  
I don't know. I hope this isn't like the riddle that was sent to Queen Victoria and her husband as a joke that actually had no answer!
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
(reply to jkiehart) posted 20-Apr-2001 2:51pm  
Isn't "poop" just another way of saying "nothing"? It certainly is where I come from!  * smile *
Pomeranian
posted 20-Apr-2001 3:02pm  
nothing
jkiehart
(reply to Biggles) posted 20-Apr-2001 3:05pm  
Oh yeah, that's right!

I suffered a bit of head wound last night... and ow.
Biggles Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
(reply to jkiehart) posted 20-Apr-2001 3:31pm  
I hope it's better now  * smile *
mary
posted 20-Apr-2001 5:25pm  
Hmmm....
This will be on my mind for a while.......
Unless the answer is listed in the comments after I post this.
happyme
posted 20-Apr-2001 5:30pm  
The answer is "nothing".
Jemmy
posted 20-Apr-2001 6:37pm  
Nothing.
juliw
posted 20-Apr-2001 7:44pm  
The answer is...NOTHING. Nothing is better than God. Dead people eat nothing. If we eat nothing for very long, we will die.
actress
posted 20-Apr-2001 8:20pm  
Very good juliw
jettles Survey Central Gold Subscriber Bronze Star Survey Creator Gold Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 10:44pm  
nothing
they Bronze Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 20-Apr-2001 11:04pm  
stupid.
supplicant
posted 21-Apr-2001 12:40am  
I prefer the version I've heard which msgman mentioned in qualification because until the "poor people have it" you are thinking the answer is "money".
Gamera
posted 21-Apr-2001 4:02am  
Pizza.

There was never a holy war over pizza. Pizza has never smited anyone nor caused any plagues or blights. Pizza is not angry, jealous, judgmental, or vengeful.

Dead people might just eat pizza, you never know.

If we eat pizza we will all die. (If we don't eat pizza, we will also all die- it's a die-die situation).

actress
(reply to supplicant) posted 21-Apr-2001 10:41am  
Really?
Kris13
posted 21-Apr-2001 10:04pm  
I give up...WHAT'S THE ANSWER!?!?
smurf
posted 21-Apr-2001 11:11pm  
 * huh? *
Jean7777
posted 21-Apr-2001 11:11pm  
sin?
Rhiannon
posted 22-Apr-2001 8:12am  
nothing
Lizabeth
posted 22-Apr-2001 11:12pm  
No matter how long I think about this question, nothing comes to mind.
Oscar
posted 23-Apr-2001 10:20am  
nothing
heyzeus1
posted 23-Apr-2001 11:13pm  
nothing?
heyzeus1
posted 23-Apr-2001 11:14pm  
No wait wait! i just saw the answer above...POOP!
Lana77
posted 26-Apr-2001 6:09pm  
no
micah
posted 1-May-2001 4:25am  
Nope.
anoddoblivion
posted 9-May-2001 4:08pm  
There's nothing better than God...but if my thinking is correct it's the supposed answer is-Hare Krishna.
anoddoblivion
posted 9-May-2001 4:09pm  
I was wrong about the answer, sorry.
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
(reply to actress) posted 11-May-2001 3:14am  
I wouldn't have taken you for one of those buddhists proselytzers of 'the void'. 'Nothing' is not better than God.
Just being a wiseacre.  * smile *
actress
(reply to Kristal_Rose) posted 15-May-2001 7:18pm  
:0) :O}
eloradanan
posted 2-Jun-2006 2:18am  
Nothing.
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