What movies would you cast in?

I have no idea, really. Probably something that has a few funny parts and a couple scenes that touch your heart.

comedy, action, drama, whatever...

I like the type of work Jennifer Jason Leigh and Juliette Lewis do. They never play an ingenue or a ditzy damsel in distress. They play complicated and strong women.

ANYTHING with either Harrison Ford or Sean Connery in it.

Whatever movie Hildegard wants me to!

I would star in dark sexually charged movies full of suspense and shocking perversion.
I would be the one fudging Johnny Depp.

I wouldn't pick a movie, I want a soup opera.
That's the only place where my talent would be appreciated, because I know I can act better than all of them. But something like Holywood... well they would kick my ass out.

Me?
I would like to cast in the drama, full of angst and saddness.
I don't think I could act anywhere else, because I'm good at faking being sad.

I wouldn't be good at scary movies. I wouldn't do those teen fluff movies either. I'd do dramas or something. I'd love to do a movie with Julia Roberts and/or Bard Pitt. I don't know what kind of character I'd be best as. You tell me, I'll do it as best I can.

I write stories, so I'd probably want to be in a movie based on one of my stories.

You like Harrison Ford? Dang. If I would have known you last year, I could have got you an autograph. Dangit.

He's damned sexy, I like the look of rugged older men. By the way, how did you happen to meet Harrison Ford?

Road Movies

I didn't meet him. I know someone who hosted him at a lodge last summer, and knew beforehand that he would be there. I'm pretty sure I could have got an autograph if I would have asked. I don't know though. I've never done the secondhand autograph thing before.

I closest I've gotten to a celebrity was back in the late 70's when John Belushi was filming Animal House in our area. I spotted him while they were shooting on the University of Oregon campus.

Good ones.

The crow/Edward Scissorhands/A Mid-Summer Night's dream/Legend kind of stuff.

a lesbian comedy/drama playing opposite michele pfeiffer or angelina jolie................lol

"Pee, Midget, Pee"
"Snow White and the 7 Whores"
"Crocodile Blondee"
"On Golden Blonde"
"Ordinary Peepholes"
"Sopornos"
"Edward Penishands"
"What Dreams May Cum"
"Backdoor Follies 25"

*clapping*

I would imagine that I would get cast in Christopher Walkenish type roles.

I'd play a rather rotund Frank Black in the movie musical version of Milllennium. Everybody would sing except for me. I'd be too busy working with Millennium Group agents SueBee and mandy scouting down the black squirrels of the Apocalypse in a park in Vancouver, where we were filming on site. Pomeranian would have a guest shot in the brief X-Files/Iron Chef crossover so that he could say "Poor Queequeg" when he unveiled the theme ingredient. In this movie version I would have psychic flashes of exotic desserts being prepared around the country.

hey! don't be making dessert out of my cat!

Hate to burst your bubble, but there is already Edward Penishands(1 & 2) and you ain't in them.

I would go see that as long as you promise NOT to sing. Beans are involved I hope.

I'd rather do the soundtrack to a B grade sci-fi movie, shot in B&W on 16mm, with a name like "Attack of the Zombie Girls" or "The Thing from Outer Space That Ate the World". Roger Corman would be the producer.

well yes. Singing and dancing serial killer beans, of course.

Any movie with Chasey Lain!

Hate to burst your bubble, but of course there is already an Edward Penishands. I didn't make up any of those titles, they are all pornos in existance.

Isn't the question asking if you were an actor, which movies would you like to be cast in? I'm sorry, perhaps I misunderstood the question.

Well, those are the movies I would like to be cast in.

YAY!! My favorite, serial killer beans!

I thought the others were just titles you had invented. I should have known better, considering some of the titles I've seen at our local Adult Store. I rented one that was a porno spoof of the Matrix-horrible, but Edward Penishands was definitely worse.

What was the name of the Matrix one?? It's GOTTA be super-clever!

I'm all over that!
I love Craft Services!!!!
I like Cake!

I was literally ROTFL over this!

It was called The Trixxx-it had a really bad Keanu Reeves wannabe in it.

Go Porn!!

Can I have a cameo as Enheduanna the Black Squirrel Slayer?

sure thing!

but no actual squirrels will be harmed in the making of our film!!!!!!

Of course not! It'll all be CGI squirrel-dusting!

Don't you miss the Mayor? "I just want to be a big squirrel!"

"You know, I never got the chance to tell you how happy I was that you got eaten by a big squirrel."

I think I'd like to be in a thriller with killer animals, such as Deep Blue Sea or Lake Placid. I'm scared to death of these type of movies, and I haven't yet had the guts to watch Lake Placid. I only watched Deep Blue Sea because my SO agreed to come and watch it with me and hold me! But I think by casting in those type of movies, I would be ok to watch them, 'cos I'd know how they were filmed.