Do you feel like having sex right now?

It depends....
There is no option for this
bad cop
no donut

I just finished wrestling with my car's brakes. I'm cold, dirty and tired. I think it's safe to say no.

who won?

I can't tell yet. It was preparatory wrestling, lubing up the nipples and whatnot. I'll go after them for real this weekend (hurray for impact wrenches!).

Yes! Yes! Yes!

always

me and you?

I get a sexual urge once or twice a month. I reawakened that a couple days ago thinking i was about to have a girlfreind.

Sorry Wicksy. I'm flattered but at the moment my desires are leading me in a different direction.

women!?

I can get a sex change!!!!

Yes! I always feel like having sex, I just have trouble fullfilling that need. Hmm... too bad too, cause I hear that I am pretty good at it too.

Basically I do, but it really depends on who is the partner. He just has to be hot!!! And I don't want him to have any diseases.... safe sex

Now, like right this second?

Not particularly.

Yep

Nah. I'm at work, It's getting to be lunch, it's raining, I'm sleepy, and my co-workers, bless their souls, just don't turn me on.

ALWAYS!!!

Yuck. I can barely eat and breathe at the same time right now.. I'd hate to try to have sex with a stuffed up head and a nasty cough.

Better than a slipped disc. Wishing you well. Do you have plenty of air, sun, & vitamin C?

Me too! When are we gonna get together to fix this?

Yes.. plenty of all of that along with tissues and nyquil. Do you have back problems?

A few weeks ago I was crawling from place to place and ordering groceries over the internet. I'd never do Nyquil. It prolongs and increases the misery. My trick (as long as I'm home in private) is to roll up tissue nose plugs so i don't rub myself sore, and when i remove them, my nasal passages are clear.

Normally I'd agree with you about the Nyquil, but.. I think dealing with a sick baby all day long while being sick and not getting a good night's sleep might be 'prolonging the misery' more. I've been sick for about a week and finally started taking medicine(not counting tylenol and Vitamin C) two days ago. I'm finally slowly starting to feel better. My parents are always pushing zinc on me (they say it's awesome). I just saw something about a new nose gel called Zi-Cam that supposedly cuts a cold from 9 to 2 days.

I'm sorry about your back. My SO, dad, sister, aunt and grandma all have really painful back problems... I know it sucks.

No, that isn't what I meant.

I'm a 22 year old male. What do you think?

yow.

animals?

Come to Dublin in March!

Hmm... how does the first week of April sound to you? Dublin sounds nice. I'm sure you can show me around... town... hotels... bedrooms... whatever!

No, no, I meant in a different physical direction.

"different physical direction?"

Robots?

I may be interested in going to Dublin in March...that's if you don't mind me getting in the way of you and Lauren!

I don't think she's coming to Dublin.

Yes Wicksy, robots, that's it, you've found me out!

My (soon to be orange) computer's name is 'QZ', my 60's aquamarine hoover quadraflex celebrity vaccum is 'Zephyr', my purple trek 7000 bike is 'circe'. The houseplants and even some jewelry pieces have names. the cats have a few, but not nearly as many as I do.

In that case, there is only one thing to say:

"...........I'll be back"

Oh well, it's just me and you then from SC. I will come if you want. I could invite some friends of mine (mainly female)

Let me know if you're up for it!

Yes but my Baby is at work.

I wouldn't mind it.

not really

Anytime I am wiht a guy I feel like having sex. I can never keep my hands off of him, I am a nemphomaniac!!! and love it...

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hey, look..there's a nympho on top of me

Looks like you've got a nice threesome going now...

P.S. Have I mentioned I'm really glad you're back?!

Yes I still do!

ok...Yes...but only because we were just at the grocery store and the butcher is an absolute hot young stud and he was there...in his blood splattered apron...cutting up these huge slabs of gorgeous looking meat with a long, sharp and shiny knife and I started to have this fantasy about hopping up on that gleaming cold stainless steel table and ripping off my clothes and having him take me right there in front of all the other shoppers who were applauding...well, you know....

Yes, I'm horny as hell right now. I would have sex for hours if my woman was here.

thanks *blush*, one more, and we could have a potential orgy

nope. I think I'm getting the flu

I'm in.

Hell Yes! As a matter of fact I'm fingering myself right now...although that doesn't say too much since I'm usually like this...too bad my man isn't here :(

Yes

Always! I've never found any other activity that if I had to choose, I would pick over sex.

Unfortunately it's why my wife left me, came back, left again, and why my girlfriend stalked me for two years after our breakup. Just once I would like to find the sex starved woman that all the magazines in grocery checkstand racks write articles for...

I'm a celibate monk tg lesbian "no touch" dating a sex addict. go figure?

I'm drunk....please fudge me

Now your asking for it. Let me poura bottle of vino down my face. Sloshy water bed babywash me

Oh crap...did I say that out loud?

I'm such a fool....

but I do love wine

And wine is good for you!
(you're loved by the way )

so are you darling boi
(((hug)))

I am asexual. I gave up on men long ago and I am definitely not gay. It works wonders sometimes when the doctor carves you out like a pumpkin. I doubt I will ever live long enough to get rid of the anger I feel towards men. I like them in a non-sexual way but anything more than that and I head for their throat.

ditto - new freinds (bad?) influence I guess.

not now...I just masturbated and feel nice and satisfied

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There aren't many times I don't want to have sex.

duh...

No, I'm exhausted. We just had some about an hour ago. He's getting his beauty rest right now

Yes.

My mind does.
My body doesn't.

That's a frequent condition of mine.

Whoever made this survey is a stupid ho!

and what about people who check it out?

I'd really like to have sex right now with a man and a woman, both at the same time!

I have never had sex before.

My husband & I are fighting right now....................

Yes. I want sex now and later. Tonight and tomorrow. Yesterday and the day before.

Forget the fighting. Just throw him down on the bed go for it! I doubt he will argue about it.

You know your right??? The best part about it IS making up!!

You go girl!!!!

Hot sweaty passionate animal.........Yes honey???....gotta run now

That's it!!! Jump those bones. Make sure he walks funny when you are done with him. He will love it.

*I'm getting the candle wax,coconut oil & Kama Sutra right now babe!*Is there anything else??? Okay go ahead & set up the camera if you must...Ooops did I say that.*looking innocently,as she slips under the covers* Ummm babe you for got to turn out the lights,you know how I hate the lights on.Gotta go now my man is wondering where I am...................

I can't use the camera if the lights are off. Let's get with it. The film is rolling.

lol lol lol Your incorrigible!!!! Now behave. Geez,ASB must have her hands full with your sexually appetite.She's so lucky!!!!!!
Thanks you made my day..Your sooooooooo funny!! lol lol lol

She says I'm insatiable. I take that as a compliment. I'm glad I could make your day.

Thanks again for making me smile...

I,m wearing a purpal skirt and i'm fingering my self right now

Yeah, with the right volunteer.

A purr pal skirt? It has pictures of pussy cats?

no...I don't feel well.........

Now that you've mentioned it I do! Cheers, you've made me horny!

oh yes!!! im so horny!!! i keep having this fantasy that a beautiful naked women will walk up to me and suck my huge dick and we start having sex. oh thats making me even more horny!!! oh man im jacking off right now.