A number of clubs are now forming...which, if any, would you like to join?

be nice...

i don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

Would I have to go to meetings? I don't like making public appearances.

I want tshirts :) I like the Bill-cool-guy and Steve-fruit-fly clubs. I would even have Atzilut-interesting and ElijahBlue-extremely-engaging-discussions group. I don't think anyone here is purposefully annoying! It's hard to discuss things in black and white letters and not have things misread every once in a while.

There once was a man from Rhode Island
Who used all his verbs as a gerund
He rang up the phone
But was all alone
And now he picks berries with...
er, ahem.

Can't we all just get back to writing and answering surveys?

I just want to keep complaining about violence and domination in all its many forms....but there's not a club for that here.

Insert your own version of criticism of this question if you like... it seems to be overly catty or snippy to me..

"I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member." - Groucho Marx (though I have probably misquoted somewhat, or misattributed)

Is somebody disgruntled? I hope you don't work in my post office...and the snippy level might get toned down a bit if everyone thought for a second before they typed in some of the utter nonsense we've all been so thrilled to witness lately...

Atzilut: yes, it does count. I know I can be a pill sometimes. Bill and I talked it over, and he agreed that in light of your other survey (and since this survey was done in a lighthearted manner), it was ok (although he didn't approve of it of course). I knew you would say something funny, and you did. *** Atzilut: your "which 2 users would you toss out of SC" survey. Well, we emailed it over, actually, and it was terribly unsinister. You are bad at reading me, there is no smugness involved. If you want the cattiness to be reduced somewhat, why don't you stop making so many catty comments, and I will try to "back up" and "debate" once again. Personally, I am tired of the drug interaction (although that was a cute way of putting it). *** Atzilut: I felt that I owed you a survey like this. Sorry if you don't agree. (HINT: IT'S SPELLED "EPITAPH" -- and that one applies more to you than to me.) I'm sorry you don't like me, I think you're cool, even though you get on my nerves sometimes.

Atzilut and elijahblue may cause drug interactions when taken together. People with heart conditions, and pregnant women should avoid prolonged exposure.
ELIJAHBLUE! I should have KNOWN that this was you.. All I can say is I feel like Sally Field getting the academy award! You LIKE me you really LIKE me!

Bill: Be Nice? that's all you can say? I find it particularly interesting that Ms. Blau singled me out (and herself too of course, but that doesn't count). am I truly the ONLY "pill" on SC?
ElijahBlau: Well don't you just have your finger on the pulse. Be careful, smugness is its own reward. To which other survey do you refer? "you and bill talked it over?" How _very_ sinister.
Elijah: If you were REALLY tired of the interaction, you wouldn't have made this survey, which you did OBVIOUSLY for the purpose of getting a reaction. Continuing with the Sally Field theme, Why don't you change your handle to Sybil, since there's OBVIOUSLY more than one of you in there. Sadly, I can't say I much care for any of them. Might I suggest an epitath to you (HINT: THIS IS NOT A THREAT) "She could dish it out, but she couldn't take it."

Mute: careful getting down off the moral high ground darling, you might twist your ankle.

I wish to point out that cliques are a HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS, and you should all just get over yourselves. We all get snippy every once in a while (yes, even me. who knew?), and we usually get over it pretty quickly. This is supposed to be fun, yes? If a survey annoys you, skip it and hide it. They aren't earth-shattering momentous decisions that need to be made (or if they are, Bill should have told us so). They're just surveys. Get a bigger grain of salt, if you need it, but get one.

Atzilut: Yes, yes, I know, but somebody was going to say it at some point, and I was in that sort of mood.

I am currently looking for members in my new club: "Professional Obfuscators"

Don't you have a mailing list you can argue on?

Was it Groucho Marx or someone else? I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.

my point exactly.

Only 15 out of 44 of you think I'm a cool guy. Ugh! I'm going to have to go kill myself now.

**bill: Now it's 16. Happy?

bill: Nuh-uh! (The conclusion you draw from the statistics is not necessarily correct). Some people just aren't the club-joining type.