How and when are you going to die?

Crap I tell you I think it is all crap.

March 14, 2041 at the age of 72 years old.

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Probably Cancer, aged 82.

In the future. Probably killed by one of my former employees. Or rotting in prison for killing one of them.

Whenever God wills it

a freak accident when I am 102

41 Years old on Feb 15, 2021
28% cancer
13% alien abduction
13% alcoholism
5% contagious disease

January 21, 2046 and probably of cancer.

How am I supposed to know? Oh, the link...september 14th, 2048, and I will be 62 years old. I will most likely die from 29% cancer, 13% electrolysis (what's that?), 10% heart attack, and 7% alien abduction. Where is the other 51% of my death?

March 30, 2031 at the age of 62 years old most likely from cancer or homicide.

Electrolysis is a method of hair removal. It hurts.

20 November, 2045, probably from cancer.

February 24, 2026 at the age of 54 years old, cancer most likey (30%).

71 and most likely from cancer(31%)

And it kills you!?!

August 15, 2027

69 from a heart attack.

autoerotic asphyxiation. No wait, that's Mulder.

66 on January 26, 2031. damn I wanted to make it at least halfway through to 2100.
24% heart attack
16% auto-fellatio
10% homicide
8% cancer
7% alien abduction
6% suicide
5% alcoholism

It said I had a 6% chance of dying from that!!!!

autoerotic asphyxiation that is

Cancer. September 5th 2021. That's better than I thought! YIPPIE! (I knew it was going to be fun when I saw the "hairy nipples" reference)

Electrolysis is a technique for removing unwanted hair. (Not usually fatal) Damn, I didn't think that all those months in Cosmetology school was going to help this much...Let me guess...You wouldn't happen to have hairy nipples?...

I guess it might if you got carried away!

What a morbid survey. November 16 2051 with a 28% chance from cancer.

October 22, 2048

May 8, 2049 from cancer (at age 76).

Oh well, I'm probably dying of cancer anyway...must be all that tanning that they tell me is bad for your skin.

you go, girl!

June 6, 2047 at the age of 69 years old

I have zero desire to take this test.

I'm shopping for rope this weekend...gotsta better them there odds.....

I am Going to die April 15, 2072 when i am 85
cancer 51%
drowning 10%
heartattack 8%
alien abduction 7%
loneliness 5%
suicide 5%

2053, I'll be 90. I haven't visited the link yet. I suppose it is a computer test based on health and lifestyle. 2035 or 71 yrs by the test which says 25% cancer or 11% alien abduction.

just watch out for food poisoning!

Cancer at 63.

May 22, 2041
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

November 3, 2027 from cancer

June 13, 2046 at the age of 71. There's a 29% chance it'll be cancer.

I will die of a heart attack. I don't need this to tell me so.

By my own hand really soon

Thank god. That's 1 anonymous coward less!

Maarten, think about this for a moment: What if that person is being sincere? That is a reasonable use of anonymous, and it doesn't seem an appropriate topic for your joke.

That shows how much I'm disgusted with those anons.
If this person is serious about it, he/she is not even trying to seek help, by not naming his/her own name. If I saw any of you were so desperate I'd do anything to try to help you. I'd even try to help you financially, so you could get professional help.
But now this anonymous comment is completely useless.

Oh what a fudging huge load of crap. Your constant thoughtless knee-jerk reactions because "OH NO! the word "anonymous" is on my screen!" truly disgust me. An anonymous cry for help is still a cry for help and is not at all "completely useless". You replied to their comment did you not? And they can, hopefully, read your reply. Not exactly useless now is it? The point of anonymous messages is to be able to PARTICIPATE in conversations without revealing a name, not to be automatically ridiculed because they are afraid of putting their name to a message. You could have made your offer of help and given them the opportunity to respond *despite* the fact that they chose to remain anonymous at the time. They chose to comment even though they could have just passed on by, they chose to invite a response... yet the response you give basically amounts to "you are anonymous therefore please die" and not the offer of help you supposedly would have otherwise made and *could have made anyway*.

Talking about huge loads of crap...

According to the test, when I'm 68...but I am a vegetarian and plan (ha!) to get into better shape, and with the way biomedical technology is advancing so rapidly...I'm going to live to be at least 85-90.

If it was a genuine message. It's more likely to be anonymous. The suicidal people I've seen, including myself during that phase of my life, are afraid to go to a supermarket, and risk looking someone in the eye. I agree, my intuition says it was probably not serious and a bit of looking for attention from a cynic, though I'm not certain beyond a shadow of doubt. I think there are actually quite a few people here at SC who get down enough to at least think about suicide once in awhile.

Oh your crushing rebuttal has convinced me. Please! I beg mercy! Don't turn your intellect on me again! I don't think I could survive another encounter!

supp: Did you mean to respond to someone else? I don't see that anonymous provided a rebuttal, unless you meant creative usage of 'anonymous', or unless your point IS that anonymous never responded, in which case I'm still confused because I thought you were defending anonymous, but perhaps you were until anon#2 responded and you took them to be the same person.

It said I'll die when I'm 62 on May 24, 2046...from heart attack or cancer being my biggest threats

I was defending anon #1 and later being sarcastic towards anon #2 who was a different person to anon #1. Is that clearer?

Ah, none of the above. And I thought I covered everything. It was a reply to anon#2, not anon#1.
Well, hopefully anon#1 isn't being dragged out of a river.

2034 cancer

I am scheduled to die on January 27, 2071 at the ripe old age of 91.
Odds:
27% Heart Attack
16% Cancer
9% Drowning
8% Alcoholism
6% Alien Abduction

Wow..looks like I'll be the only current SC user still alive, by a country mile! Bill, call me when you're on your deathbed so I can keep it up and running.

2064 or so. Age of 84. Probably cancer.

Hey, if they find a cure for that, I'm all set!

I am going to wait until they tell me i have 24 hours left to live, start counting down, and then kill myself when there's 1 minute left according to "their" reconing just so i can prove them wrong.