What do you call sexual intercourse?

Fudging my dog!

out of curiousity, why didn't anyone spot a duplicate mention of 'having sex' AND the fact that this is not offensive!

Something odd is going on because I made it offensive and there was only 1 having sex hmmmmmm.

I suspect that it's because this survey was copied from a similar survey which was in qualification at the time. People probably didn't check things on this one that they'd already checked on the other one, not realizing that this was really a different survey.

I also sometimes use "sleep with."
And it often depends on whom I'm talking about having it with.

So far 12 people have said "Having sex" and 10 people have said "Having sex".... Hmmm...

I say "bonking" as well. It depends on the context.

Neuken, wippen.

Neuken, wippen.

There's twice 'Having sex' on the list. How did this get qualified?

Fudging...

Depends on the context. One of my favourites is: "Rutting like wild bunnies", normally I would use "making love" to accurately describe my own activities, but sometimes in jest I will say things like: "Did you get your willy wet?" or "So did you do him?", I recently made reference to: "Grunting and sweating on the carpet" as a euphemism.

Horizontal folk-dance.

depends on who I'm talking to.

"doing it" hee hee, giggle...

I've always liked "tripping someone onto a mattress" or just plain "tripping someone" ...

scrogging, smashing

Bonking

My friend and I call it kicking the walls, but it's a very long story.

having sex or screwing normally

going bowling

also bonking (not boinking)

I like to use the word "fornication" because people tend to find it extreme.

Fudging chicken !!!

lol

No matter what you call it, though, when it's with the right person, it'll always be "Ooooohhhh, yeah :)"

Pule, knulle, bake boller, stappe musa, pølsemos, fylle kjerringa.......

Is that Danish?

Making love, have sex, boink, pork

Rooting (if visiting Australia don't ever say you root for a football team), fudging, screwing.