Who is Lance Armstrong?

The President?

You should have left out the 'I have no idea' and made people guess.

No, I wanted to know how people didnīt know!

Never heard of him. Neil's son?

No, he is one of the greatest American sportsmen of this time. He's a cyclist.
At the age of 23 he became the youngest World Champion ever. A few years later he was diagnosed with cancer and after some crueling chemo therapies he was cured. Last year he won the Tour de France, a cycling event where the cyclists ride 3,000 miles in 20 days and which is the most difficult cycling event. This year he'll probably win it again.

and a very very good cyclist at that!!!

et maintenant il porte le maillot jaune!

Dad has last year's Tour de France video starring him at home.

oui! (That's about all the French I know!)

Then I guess I'd better change my vote :)

I didn't know until I just saw him on the news.

a great cyclist with a V-E-R-Y nice bike. It's even got a water holder
Inside the frame with a tube to his mouth so he doesn't have to reach for a water bottle!!! sort-of like a camelback but you dont have to wear the heavy backpack and get a sweaty back.

He has no balls