Men: How's it hanging?

Chick.

Chick #2

My S/O hangs to the left.

Right and free!

to the right

*giggling like a schoolgirl*

I keep mine in an 8th dimensional sub-space vortex, but the vortex has a leftward spin, so I said left.

What the heck. to the left. Now where's the survey on bra cup size.

Very interesting!

Hey, girls have hanging parts, too, y'know! We just tend to let 'em hang the way they want to hang!

When are people going to learn that that 8th dimensional sub-space-vortexes are public places.

...and if you don't like the way your hanging parts hang, you can always contact the nice folks at Laser Vaginal Sculpting and Rejuvenation http://www.drmatlock.com/
(I let my penis hang the way it wants to hang - in an 8th dimensional sub-space vortex!)

Hymen repair even. I believe I've heard of Dr. Matlock. Dr. Silber's the one doing ovary transplants.

I think they mislead people in their FAQ: the answer to the question about where the procedure is performed should read "in the vagina."

Oh. My. God.

pcpr....HA!

Gee, thanks bill! Now I've seen everything.

I don't get laser rejuvenation?????What's the point????????????

Gently cradled in my shorts thank you.

It depends. Sometimes it doesn't hang, but when it does, it's somewhat to the right. Makes me wonder if I'm doing it wrong

I just had to explain myself to my 4 & 7 year old neighbors.

Sorry I'm a girl....

I usually start out to the right. But through the day it goes to just about every other direction.