Fnord?

ok...I'm thinking of something...orange....what is it?

Wow. Four people who voted "Other", but only one who actually explained.

I knew there was something about those banner ads...

Yes...you're right...it was a lemon!!!!

I can't seem to be able to find the subject of this survey? Is my browser having problems? Any of you can see the subject line? What is this all about?

Where's the question? how could this survey get through without any question? brrr... is there a draft in here?

Bring me a Golden Apple!

Did I miss something???

bad survey.....

And why is it marked offensive??

I have no idea what this is about.

Why is this survey title blank??!

offensive? I suppose it could be, but no more than... say... an ink blot test

I marked it offensive just in case someone thought "Now I will have to kill you" was offensive.

Re: Survey Title and "Where's the question?"

The question/title is "Fnord?" It's hard to explain.

is that anything like a "Chnevy"?

nope...a Fnord is nothing like a Chnevy!!!!! Everyone knows Fnords are better!

You're goofy. Fnord.

Cthulhu spanks a dead rock star and my slimy motor cycle.

Wow, since no one has stated it yet I guess the job falls on me:

All hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

Oh wow, you just activated my pineal gland.

Mine's a 99

nihon: Re "Where's the question". Only Members can actually read the question. People are being clever, not oblivious (or rather, they are being oblivious because it is clever, or else they really can't read the word '', which just means they aren't Enlightened).

IE, give them credit for getting the joke

The truck has come. It is now time to silver the silent flea.

drdt: I think people are either being cleverly oblivious or obliviously clever. Members Only. >

"Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in"

*snicker*
Fnord?

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.


Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.

Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.

Fnord is the serial number on a box of
cereal.

Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.

Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

all plagiarized of course

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then just keep 'refreshing'...and i guess you'll become "enlightened"

I can't believe I read the whole fnording thing!

What a fantastically witty survey!!!!!! I love it...

Magbast:Do you need a hug?

This is a really stupid survey.

micah- why do you ask?

diputs si siht struh ssa ym

Re: Description of fnord

magbast: You defined it so succinctly. Think you.

That's a dumb question. Everybody knows the answer.

The answer is.......


rum and coke

Rum and Diet Pepsi here ;)

Here too...I just call it rum and coke...don't ask me why.....

natsim - If you figure it out, will you let me know?

nihon, do you *really* want the long version?

magbast: Sure. Of course, we'll have to kill everyone after you post it...

i've got the time, if you've got the money

magbast: Where fnord is concerned, money is no object. It's a string.

so we'll strangle everyone, sounds intriguing

*steps to the front of the strangle line*
me first....
*grins*

*squeeze*

hehehehehehe

fnord me through the night!

That wouldn't be painful enough, lion. The night's too big.

Notable use of Fnord:

Purple Carrots of Jesus fudgeed the pope! ...Who said that?...

Is that a typo? He He