How would you move a mountain?

There is no mountain.

I would expose it to a relentless stream of bad survey questions like this one until it got so annoyed that it got up and moved itself.

With a shovel.

I probably wouldn't, actually.

I'd ask the bald kid to do it for me while I blankly looked on.

Why move the mountain? It's probably better off where it is. Then I can always go and visit.

By myself? One bucketful at a time.
With friends? Several bucketfuls at a time. Possibly a steamshovel.
With God? Through prayer.

Mu

With a spoon. Oh wait, there's no spoon either...
Maybe I'd ask Mohammed for help.

slowly

with the power of my throbbing brain

one spoonful at a time

"With faith the size of a mustard seed", at least I recall that was Jesus' response.

friends come to visit and they move the mountain for me by putting it away somewhere that I'll never find it

One pebble at a time.

T.N.T.

mind control

The mountain is but a computer generated reality pulled over your eyes to blind you from the real world.

Why would I want to?

Chip away at it until it's just pebbles, then crate them up and truck them to where I want them

I'd turn around and instantly get lost. I know there was a mountain over there a minute ago...

Sit back and watch my slaves do it

I would not move a mountain. Instead, I would learn to live in a way that didn't require me to move a mountain.

supplicant, topper said what you said much more concisely. (Matrix quote)

Very - I liked this survey...

And I ask myself... Why should I want to move this mountain?

Very - LOL I enjoyed your comment.

Very- I liked this survey too.

bill: hmmm... I missed that one, I read it as a straight line. "How do you fix this problem?" "There is no problem, it's only in your head"

The Matrix made good use of a lot of basic philosophical concepts and quotes. I believe that "There is no mountain," far predates "there is no spoon," so I was intentionally quoting both source material and recent usage of it.

I wouldn't. In a few hundred million years it'll wash away. I can wait it out.

At first I was going to say (philosophically speaking) a pebble at a time but heck with that I'd move it with a hundred bulldozers or whatever else I can find. 'Course your more likely to have accidents that way. If you wait time and weather will do it for you. Yeah let's go with the last one {and the dragon goes back to sleep}. All metaphorical of course whether you mean change the world, fight for peace or what not...

I wouldnŽt. IŽd find my way around it.

Tell it Mohammed refuses to come to it.

philosophically speaking....love could move a mountain and so could prayer.

1 medium sized nuke!!!

I would have a lot of sex on it and eventually it would move!

Maggie: but have there been any documented instances of either?

It is not a literal question.

Get my ex to sit on it!....only joking Jo....if you're there!!

Hard question.

One stone at a time.

with my incredible psychic abilities

You could turn it into a penguin!

Call Mohammad.

There is no mountain, there is only Zool.

One handful at a time.

I wouldn't. I'd just make a mountain out of a molehill.

Use men