| User | Comment |
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| Lizabeth |
Buffy Ira ...  |
| fooyun |
lol |
| Jane | | posted 6-Dec-1999 10:02pm |
Susan Liberty |
| kristalynn | | posted 6-Dec-1999 10:05pm |
Pokey Easy!!!!!!!! |
| gilly | | posted 6-Dec-1999 10:13pm |
Channing Birch. |
| Mariah | | posted 6-Dec-1999 10:43pm |
Violet Beaver. ;) |
| mandy | | posted 6-Dec-1999 11:01pm |
~Lucky Coppins~ |
| mandy | | posted 6-Dec-1999 11:02pm |
Violet Beaver!!!!!!OMIGOD that is funnnneeeeeeeee... |
romkey  | | posted 6-Dec-1999 11:10pm |
Snoopy Cleveland? |
| daver | | posted 6-Dec-1999 11:41pm |
Nicky Pitsligo? OK, Nicky (Nikki?) would be fine, at least if I were a woman, but Pitsligo? |
| mandy | | posted 6-Dec-1999 11:44pm |
Sounds Italian...or Greek maybe! |
| supplicant | | posted 6-Dec-1999 11:51pm |
Zappa Tennison... sounds more like an intergalactic space hero or something ;) |
| Mariah |
My mom and her friends have played this before and my mom's was Whoopie Day. That's a great one. |
| Gamera |
I have no idea how my first cat got to be named "snowgoat," but it's only marginally better as a porn-star name than "gearbox." I've heard some really good ones out of this formula, though.
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| anonymous |
MEG SWANNELLS |
Wicksy   |
"Magbast small-dick"
Hey, that's ironic |
| pcpr |
I can't remember that far back, sorry.
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| jonathan |
Nicky Green |
| ILJ |
Bogey Park isn't a very good porn name I don't think... |
| ILJ |
supplicant - I like yours best! Although it would be neat to see a porn star named Frunobulax... |
| doom |
Butch Forest... would probably work for a guy. I had originally heard this done by taking your middle name as your first name and your street as the last name. That works much better for me - Lee Forest. |
| grmbrand |
"Max Flintlock" --That's too good. :) |
| drdt | | posted 7-Dec-1999 11:26am |
Cinderella Allen? Cinder Allen? O...kay. I guess I'd be a drag queen.
(My street was West Allenton Road but that is a mouthful)
I liked the StarWars names better. |
| drdt | | posted 7-Dec-1999 11:49am |
doom: I will trade with you. (Under your system, mine would be Thomas Allen, and that is totally uninteresting). |
Frostbrand  |
Figaro Lilac using that. Using current pet and current street, it would be Merlin Zuni. |
| quark |
Max Ramona... Somehow I remember it having a better ring to it... |
| drdt |
Pax Romana?! |
| quark |
drdt: Yeah, and you'd better be happy with it ;) |
| Lauren |
Memphis Birch |
| jjg |
My first pet was named Quennie (a female dog). My first street was Clarkson. I don't think Quennie Clarkson would work for a male pornstar unless I was in transsexual flicks. |
| jcdino |
Brownie Clayton? |
| Very |
Mama Cat + [not sure] so James Harris Drive. "Mama James Harris". Not too great. |
| kristalynn |
mariah...you should go by violet beaver in real life....i once had violet hair and took a shower and the dye dyed all of me... |
| Pomeranian |
Shamrock Gardner...its so so. |
| Avocado |
Fluffy Colden |
| Avocado | | posted 7-Dec-1999 10:02pm |
Very - Mama James Harris could be a combination jazz club / bordello owner...
Gilly - I like your Channing Birch name! Doesn't sound porn starrish, but sounds like it could be a glamorous actress. |
SueBee  |
Poodie Section. Hmmm... It leaves something to be desired I'm afraid. |
| lelle |
"Jackie Nissastigen" I don't think that's a porn star kind of name... |
| pandora |
Snuggles Connecticut, or Pepper Kensington |
| Mariah | | posted 8-Dec-1999 11:17am |
kristalynn: I think that Daniel might seriously kill me if I started telling people to call me Violet Beaver. ;) |
bill  |
Cuddles Lyman |
| drdt |
SueBee: yes it does, but what, exactly?
Bill: I have some bad news... |
| bill |
drdt ? |
| Maarten |
Nope, mine doesn't even sound like a porn star name: Blacky De Klencke. It doesn't work, not even in the Dutch language.
But I've heard this one different: the name of your first pet + your mother's maidenname. Then it would be Blacky Thomas. That's a little better. |
| Frostbrand |
vos: using that, mine would be Figaro Foley. Still doesn't work. |
| mandy |
vos....then mine would be Lucky Gilbert....
Now see, I heard it was your first pet and your current street address...
Lucky Waugh
Which looks ok but say it outloud and it sounds like an exotic erotic insatiable oriental beauty who would *blankedy blank blank* on your *bleep bleeping bleep* all night long...... |
| Mariah |
Then mine would be Violet Klingler. I like Violet Beaver better, personally. |
| phi | | posted 9-Dec-1999 11:07pm |
Hee hee. |
| robin | | posted 10-Dec-1999 3:40pm |
Silver Cherry. ouch. |
| anonymous | | posted 10-Dec-1999 5:47pm |
related to "Long Dong"? |
| magbast | | posted 11-Dec-1999 10:07pm |
Small Pee-Pee Productions presents PEPPER BRIGHTON!! ;) |
| dab | | posted 14-Dec-1999 4:42pm |
Mac Fleetwood. That's just too funny. |
| Lizabeth | | posted 14-Dec-1999 4:53pm |
dab: No way! Is it really Mac Fleetwood? Mariah: Violet Beaver is cool.  |
| they | | posted 15-Dec-1999 3:06pm |
Princess Rinda. |
| they | | posted 15-Dec-1999 3:11pm |
vos: if I used my mother's maiden name, it would be Princess Danischefsky. LOL |
| dab | | posted 17-Dec-1999 4:16pm |
Well, almost. We had a poodle named Mac when I was in jr high school and the first address I can remember was 117 Fleetwood St, Presque Isle, Maine though I know I lived at least five other places before that. |
| mikecap | | posted 2-Jan-2000 11:07am |
Jake Hillside |
| quark | | posted 2-Jan-2000 11:27am |
I've recently been reminded of an earlier pet. I think he gives it a better ring. Shalom Ramona...
(He was named Shalom because he was always coming and going. At least one other family thought they owned him. We found out 'cause we shared a vet as well as a dog.) |
| sedi | | posted 4-Jan-2000 10:29am |
Crystal Broadwater - sounds more like a woman to me. Actually, sounds more like an illness. |
| muttleydeed |
Hoppy Myrtle??? "Old Folks Productions" presents in "Do the Bed Check Again!" |
| eris | | posted 6-Jan-2000 12:46am |
Lucy Marine. Hmmm. Could be the wrong gender, or could just be a genderfudge film. Perhaps it's a she-male! BTW, I actually know several porn stars in real life. |
| ajr | | posted 12-Jan-2000 11:45pm |
Happy Center! I think it might work as a porn star name. |
| natsim | | posted 20-Jan-2000 10:15am |
Peter Crispian? Sounds like a character in a British period drama. |
| bluebird1974 |
CAT-CAT RINDA I do not think that sounds very good. |
| bluebird1974 |
They isnt it odd that you thought of princess and I thought of Cat-Cat although they were both around at the same time when we both were born |
| phi |
Whoa. |
| magbast |
phi why the sudden sarcasm towards bluebird and they, it was funny the first time i saw it, but now it's gnawin at me... |
| they |
Princess was mine; Cat-Cat was yours. |
| pengy | | posted 14-Mar-2000 3:16pm |
ginger fairview |
| BlueberryMuffin | | posted 26-Apr-2000 4:51am |
I don't think "Harvey Hillcrest" would work very well for me. |
