Survey Central has a TV channel. What job would you like to take?

Janitor

I'll be set director.I'm a good designer if I do say so myself

Reporter - best ever job

Is this a joke?

Set decorator, or else I'd like to be the researcher/fact checker.

I'd like costume or makeup.. something artsy. But do expect some of your favorite SC residents to come out of the dressing room looking like Marilyn Manson.

Director, otherwise sound designer.

No. We see the inevitability of the One World Order coming, and hope to be the foremost TV channel which streams it to everyone on the planet while manipulating them through subliminals, staging crafted debates to manipulate their ideology by undermining the apparent rational of positions, selling everyone Twinkies, that sort of thing.

I seem to be the director, but I'm sure I'd be getting my covert orders from the evil master-mind janitor, and just gathering the public attention like a Saddam Hussein security clone in case there's retaliation.

In the meantime I get to tell the set directors that we want a poisonous plants theme, full of pink mutant tree frogs.

> No. We see the inevitability of the One World Order coming, and hope
> to be the foremost TV channel which streams it to everyone on the
> planet while manipulating them through subliminals, staging crafted
> debates to manipulate their ideology by undermining the apparent rational
> of positions, selling everyone Twinkies, that sort of thing.
>
> I seem to be the director, but I'm sure I'd be getting my covert orders
> from the evil master-mind janitor, and just gathering the public attention
> like a Saddam Hussein security clone in case there's retaliation.
>
> In the meantime I get to tell the set directors that we want a poisonous
> plants theme, full of pink mutant tree frogs.

Well done, you're moving quickly on this one

Silly goose!

I want to be the Caterer.

Creepy guy, or all around everyone loves to talk to guy?

> Is this a joke?

No, it's a survey.

silly goose.

>.|>
> In the meantime I get to tell the set directors that we want a poisonous
> plants theme, full of pink mutant tree frogs.

I'll get right on that.

The guy who conducts the couch auditions for actresses.

Without be too obvious about it, the environment we are trying to convey is 'extreme chaotic danger is both the natural order of things and way fun'.
Props like styrofoam desks and sofas almost falling onto people on the sidewalks from buildings above are the sort of things we need. Perhaps some umbrellas for when it is raining sofas.

both... a Jekyll/Hyde dealio, perhaps.

Makeup!! Love doing other peoples makeup!

Script editor

script writer

oh goody, no other script writers yet, hahahahaha, this will be easy except for that editor!!!! go easy on me icurok..............

Director or Executive Producer.

Cool. I'll et the furnace room is spider webby and HOT as hell. Best place for half your type to trade bugs with nerds.

If no one minds goofy/silly presentation, I'll be the presenter.

I'd like jessica to be co-presenter, or at least make guest appearances. She'd make a great TV personality.

When shall I tell Bill that he is doing all the interviews?

I'll go for lighting, please, if scriptwriter is taken already.

I love this site.

Producer would probably suit me best.

Lead actor.

Production Assistant
I help everyone and learn all aspects of running a TV channel

None of those listed... I want to direct the nude scenes and be in charge of the adult area of the channel... Nude news, nude comedy nude ...uh everything... and idrect the sex scenes..

none

You can be the cat then.

Reporter please.

Animal Wrangler

So far all we have is a cat and a tub of pink tree frogs which I suspect are actually plastic.

Plastic?
Good.Then they cannot be harmed in the making of this program.
*phew*

I'm getting into photography recently, so I guess I'll take the camera person job.