Do you like to eat brats?

You mean like whiny little children? Yes.

No, they are kind of tough from all the running they do.

I like them but I don't eat them very often.

To me, a brat is an obnoxious child, so I'm going to have to go with no.

I'm guessing you mean bratwurst.

At first I thought it said "brains."
Yes, I like to eat brats. Yummy.

Hi! It's nice to see you! I've missed you.

No, neither the sausage nor the misbehaving children.

What are brats. ........... do you mean like small children?

Hi! Nice to see you too. Thank you for helping to make me feel so welcome!

I hope you'll stick around for a while! We need more marxist anarchists here!

Okay

hahahah, like little bratty children??? no.....
bratwurst......... don't eat that either!!

I'll say yes.

But in Cincinnati, brats aren't what most people think of as brats..... I think.

They start out white, taste best black.

Oh, bratwurst... damn. Yes.

Nah. As annoying as they can be, I have no desire to eat human flesh, even if the humans involved are annoying two-foot tall brats.

I paid $8 for one at the fair 2 weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!!! It was sooooooooooo worth it!

I had some in Berlin.