Do you sit on the toilet thinking about new surveys to create?

No, I sit on the toilet thinking "who the %*$# peed on the seat?"

A survey or two has struck me while I was on the toilet. I don't spend a lot of time there like some people do.

Once, I had an idea for a survey while I was two-ing, and then a week or so later - bill made that very same survey. It was very weird.

I have better ideas in the shower or when I'm busy and I never think to jot my idea down. I've started writing notes on my hand to remind myself of things. Last weekend, I held my child down and forced her to let me write on her to remind her of something. She's just like her mother, a space-case.

Speaking of having ideas in the shower, I think it's funny how every night at 8:30 pm I can count on Mary bursting from the bathroom after her shower with some story or idea she has. She feels the need to tell me before she even dresses.

YEEEESSSSSSS!!!! Who the fudge did piss on the seat??! Children are gross little animals.

This one time.. I raced to the bathroom with a real emergency and pulled down my pants as I reached behind to lift the lid in one swift motion..... and juuuuuuust as I started to lower myself, I had a glimpse of something dark. I stopped and turned and found that she had crapped on the back of the seat (sitting too far back I guess, who knows how she didn't notice!)... and when the lid was opened, the turd stuck to the inside of the open lid. I would have leaned against it!!!

No, I don't think about anything when I'm sitting on the toilet. I just *PUSH*!

No, I drive around thinking about new surveys to create.

Nope.

At least we know where Jessica's surveys come from

Now make sure to conjure that mental image everytime you answer one of her surveys!

Should flush more often, get rid of that crap!!

They come from my thoughts and Topix news like weird news??

> No, I don't think about anything when I'm sitting on the toilet.
> I just *PUSH*!

Push argh"" here comes the baby keep pushing???

Toilet surveys from my toilet to Survey Central

No, but sometimes I think of new ones lying in bed after I wake up some mornings.

I'm on then off. I think about "Ooohhh... I gotta mop the floor again... I wish I had a teepee with a dirt floor so I wouldn't have to see the dirt".... :o)

No, I am super quick on the loo. mainly I think about keeping the drips away from my panties.

No, I never think about new surveys to create and don't have much interest in it. I have too many other things going on that takes up most of my time.

No. I'[m purging. I don't like to think when I am purging.

oh gawd

Probably have done before

Jessica, did you think of this one on the toilet?