How often do you take your temperature and why?

I dont take my temperature at all actually.

Haven't done it in years. Got a thermometer sitting in my 'medicine box'. Too tell you the truth, not even sure what the normal temperature is supposed to be. My mum is a doctor, so I never bothered to learn anything.

Are you fantasizing about my butthole again?

Rarely. When I'm sick enough to have a fever, the last thing I care about is what my temperature is.

> Are you fantasizing about my butthole again?

I was.

when I feel feverish to be sure I'm not going to die. fever in adults is serious. I am not dead.

With a big fat thermometer jammed up it?

Can't remember taking my own temp for years. Only when I go to the doctor. I can tell without taking my temp if I have a fever.

once in a blue moon if I seem feverish... we have one of those ear guns.. it's fun!

when I feel like I may have a fever

Once or twice year. Usually because I'm not feeling well.

Rarely

Whenever i go to the doctor they take my temp

Basically never.

Only when I think I have a fever - 2-3 times a year.

I don't. I can't.

How'd you guess?

I NEVER take my temperature. If I have a fever, I can feel it and don't need to know how high it is.

never

Every hour when I feel feverish. I have thermometers all over the house so one will be handy no matter where I am at or what I am doing.


.....in fact, I would duc tape one up my butt and keep it there.

OK, my snarky is uot of my system. I want to remember to check it in the morning as a thyroid test. I keep forgetting to do that, and I keep forgetting what the results are supposed to be. So that means never.
When I feel sick, I do check it alot. Residual fear from almost dying once due to a high temperature.

It's been well over a year since I last took my temperature. I would take it if I suspected I might have a fever, though I don't actually own a thermometer.

Never. Because.

Almost never; I take it if I am sick and think I might have a fever. But that doesn't happen often--I rarely feel feverish when I get sick.

Never.