Do you know what an autopsy is?

For the most part yes (without clicking the link) I watch CSI & Bones and read Patricia Cornwell

Yes.

I've seen them so often on TV, I could probably do one myself.

I'm trying to imagine what kind of person over the age of 16 could go through life not knowing what an autopsy is.

Oh, never mind.

> Oh, never mind.


Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha *wipes eyes*

medical and forensic examination of a corpse to determine the cause or probable cause of death.

Yes. I read enough thriller novels.

An autopsy they try to find out how a person has died and what killed them or determine the cause of death

Yes. I've been meaning to go and watch one for a while, but haven't been organised enough to contact anyone about it.

Yes. Having done forensics at uni and all.....

Yes, it's when they disect a body to find out the cause of death.

I've done one

Yes

yes, and i have attended quite a few.

They cut you up and slice open your body Dr. G medical examiner

> I've seen them so often on
> TV, I could probably do one
> myself.

I think I will specify in my will, that you can do mine -- if you want.

Do me a favor, confiscate my pancreas and do something horrible to it for punishment. It has been a very bad pancreas.

um... thanks!

I'll trade you a pancreas for a small intestine.... deal?

Would I be able to keep part of mine? Actually, if you are willing to trade organs... I think I'd rather have one of your kidneys... or maybe I'd rather they just take my right one out. It's been giving me hell for 10 years.

Sorry, I've been having pain all weekend in my lower back. I need to go get checked for more stones, but have been avoiding.... which is stupid... because I don't want it to get too big and require surgery again.

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I think most people would know what an autopsy is.