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kcthedog  | | posted 31-Aug-2008 7:56pm |
Linda says while my survey is in qual (she nitpicks me) “I'm not sure what you are trying to ask.” This is an example of what I mean! I want to know. In the comment portion of the survey question I ask “What makes a women tick?” Tick like in a clock; what makes the gears in their pretty little minds go around? Every time I think I got it figured out I get spun around so fast I get dizzy. Men are fairly easy to understand, they know what they want and in their clumsy straight on approach to needs and desires they can be quite predictable. Women on the other hand seem to want to manipulate or control the situation.
I am a romantic and I really love the anticipation and expectation, but women do not allow men to be boys. I love women and I want them to be girls, fun loving, care free, playful and happy! My experience is women have two sets of rules, the regular rules, and their rules. I could deal with “their” rules but I do not know the parameters and nobody to my knowledge has written a guide for women filled with every response to every question women seem to ask.
There are books that describe men and women “Men Are from Mars & Women Are from Venus” WTF? The only relevance I got was that was “Mars” has an “M” in the name and “Men” has a “M” in the name, and “Venus” has a “V” in the name and women have a “V” (a very nice V I might mention).
I do realize I asked the unanswerable question, women do not even know how they work, but I thought it would be fun to hear what everyone’s thought was on the subject. 
I personally am attracted to the confusion and the totally unpredictability women offer, but I am getting old and keeping up with the young one’s is wearing on me, so if I had some insight I might still have a chance in dealing with all the flora and fauna.
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moviesnob  | | posted 31-Aug-2008 7:57pm |
I have a couple of gerbils inside on some wheels, one in my head and one in my ass.
They keep me going. |
| kcthedog | | posted 31-Aug-2008 8:01pm |
censor! |
Galomorro   | | posted 31-Aug-2008 8:01pm |
WTF? Depends on the woman. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Galomorro) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:09pm |
> WTF? Depends on the woman.
Explain............................! |
| kcthedog | | posted 31-Aug-2008 8:12pm |
I am taking notes so don't hold back tell me how it is. Who knows I could write a book the first "woman manual" and I would give you credits, cool. |
LindaH  | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:21pm |
I don't know how whiny, high maintenance, materialistic women work. Or picky, petty women. All I could tell you is how laid back, reasonable women work.
Just do your fair share of the work, notice when you are needed, don't be oblivious, pay attention to what's going on around you. That's all a reasonable person should ask. Man or woman. All I want is for people to be helpful when they are needed. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:26pm |
Wag, wag, wag!
Can I quote you in my book? |
| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:28pm |
ok |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:30pm |
You have been quoted in several books haven't you? |
| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:36pm |
Just one book. A character in the book says something that I said. So, sort of. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:52pm |
That make you infamous! |
| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 8:55pm |
nonfamous. |
| romkey | | posted 31-Aug-2008 9:10pm |
What you should be asking is what is it about yourself that makes you need to ask this question. |
| Galomorro | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 10:10pm |
Well I used to know someone who was really lazy and complained about everything and everybody, but then you take my mom who was a really hard worker. Some let their kids run wild; others are overprotective. Some stand up to guys; others let their husbands or boyfriends bully them. It all depends on the person -- every woman has her own personality. My sister loves dogs; a friend of mine is scared to death of 'em... If this is not what the survey creator means, then I don't know how else to answer. I'm definitely no "expert" on women! |
| JessicaWoman99 | | posted 31-Aug-2008 11:26pm |
To much work for me and I am working to much i need a break" Kcthedog i know this is your survey?? |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Galomorro) posted 31-Aug-2008 11:30pm |
You are right! It does depend on the woman we are all different. That’s what is great about it. My mom was really cool too! |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 11:31pm |
> I am taking notes so don't hold back tell me how it is. Who knows
> I could write a book the first "woman manual" and I would give you
> credits, cool.
Yes you should go ahead and write this dam manuel!!! My bearings are all stressed out and ready to burst!! |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 31-Aug-2008 11:32pm |
> nonfamous.
You are famous in my eyes. |
| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 31-Aug-2008 11:34pm |
It's simple. It's an action for an answer.
To get what you want you have to be always into everything. Then what you do is go to be there then for when people get to answer. If you do that then they will say what you think to do what you want. After all these years you should know to outsmart them. Many generations have got this far before the day is over and everything is said and done.
It's an easy enough realization to make with signs pointing everywhere to all the clues to find. It doesn't have to be a reckless waste of time to convince those to understand. No one needs to laugh for you to expect that reaction. let it go. Don't do it. Only do what you have to do in this wicked world.
Nobody better than yourselves for these tasks we will see someday. People should be appreciative, but instead they are hard hearted and bitter. It's a failure, but it doesn't have to be if you can change yourself. It's a good day and reason to exist in all good gratitude. It's not the quantity but the quality that matters more than ever.
Be helpful not hurtful, relax and enjoy a drink, and understand things you never saw them before.
Congratulations. You've just been hit with a gibberish missile! 
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| kcthedog |
Can I quote you? |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 31-Aug-2008 11:38pm |
Profound humility!
Thank you. |
| southernyankee | | posted 31-Aug-2008 11:55pm |
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| kcthedog |
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| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 1-Sep-2008 12:13am |
> Can I quote you?
Please please" go ahead and quote me but hurry up!!!! |
| Pomeranian |
They work hard for the money so you better treat them right! |
bill  |
I don't feel that I'm in a position to generalize.
I know some, one in particular.
There aren't so many similarities among them.
I'm happy with this. |
| Cain |
KC the dog?
Depends on the woman. Just try not to piss us off. |
| Enheduanna |
Women do not work. We sit home and eat bonbons and get pedicures and watch soap operas. The people working who look like women are not real people; they are robots.
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| ausfox |
I think women operate on a much more emotional level than most men. They think about details more. These are just some generalisations though. |
| Galomorro | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 1-Sep-2008 11:24am |
Except it was my dads who weren't appreciative enough of all her hard work, etc. She married a real deadbeat after leaving my real dad. This later guy was a lazy bum and got my mom addicted to alcohol -- a lot more than when she was with my real dad. If only she'd had the right GUY who didn't take advantage of her and treated her kindly. |
Crayons  | | posted 1-Sep-2008 12:31pm |
Look, you agree with whatever they say and they love you forever. I'm not quite a woman, as of yet, but I'm pretty sure that's what I want. |
| LindaH | | (reply to ausfox) posted 1-Sep-2008 12:31pm |
I think men's emotions are harder to see, and they are mostly noticeable on a long term level. If a guy has a job he hates, it's going to show as a bummed out or grouchy aura, lingering around the entire duration of the job. He gets one he likes, and it will totally change his entire mood and outlook. That could be true for women too, but women's day to day moods show more, so their 'underlying' mood isn't so obvious.
Of course, all this is just a generalization based on my own observation, so I could be way off. |
| LJD |
Good question. But, you'll probably get a different answer, depending on the ages of the women. |
| Melf |
We blind you with science.
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| they |
Like this:
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| kcthedog | | (reply to Galomorro) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:27pm |
I hear your pain, my mom to, unfortunately she died a unhappy broken woman. Maybe I should do a survey about men and how they work and why they can be such pigs. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Crayons) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:33pm |
> Look, you agree with whatever they say and
> they love you forever. I'm not quite a woman,
> as of yet, but I'm pretty sure that's what
> I want.
Sounds like I should include that in the first chapter of my book about how women work. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Melf) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:44pm |
You crack me up!
Your art is wonderful I hope you don’t mine if I include your diagram for technical proposes.
But I do have a question; do women with large breasts tend to be more emotional then women with less large boobs? Another question; do women that get breast augmentation become more emotional, if so would a woman that got a breast reduction become more emotionally stable? Interested minds want to know. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to they) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:50pm |
> Like this:
>
As an engineer I appreciate this bit of information it would be wonderful if all a man had to do was do a good job dialing his women up right to get the right reaction. The problem the way I see it is, you are in big trouble if you hit the wrong switch at the wrong time or in the wrong sequence, kind of like defusing a bomb.
M |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LJD) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:52pm |
> Good question. But, you'll probably get
> a different answer, depending on the ages
> of the women.
Well...........................you are a woman enlighten me. |
| Galomorro | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:52pm |
I think mine was sick for a long time but didn't complain so we (her kids) didn't know until suddenly she'd died from heart failure. She lived in a different city in CA, a long way from me so I only saw her on major holidays mostly. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Galomorro) posted 1-Sep-2008 9:58pm |
I miss my mom! She has visited me in my dreams so real I could smell her hair. |
| cloudhugger | | posted 1-Sep-2008 10:08pm |
How? They work half the amount of work men do and get twice as much done. |
| Galomorro | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 1-Sep-2008 10:24pm |
Now THAT is such a wonderful thing to happen! Hope you have more of them. Who's to say she can't communicate with you that way, hmmmm? |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Galomorro) posted 1-Sep-2008 10:29pm |
Not often but it is a remarkable experience. |
| kcthedog |
> How? They work half the amount of work men
> do and get twice as much done.
Women are very productive but why are they only working half as much as men? I sense inequality there somewhere. That fact that women are more productive should not be a good excuse to slack off. |
| cloudhugger | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 1-Sep-2008 10:43pm |
Who said women slack off? Men over think alot. They have to think twice as hard to produce results of what women can think up in less than half the time. |
| kcthedog |
Oh, I thought you said
"They work half the amount of work men do"
I must have taken it out of context. |
| cloudhugger | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 1-Sep-2008 11:02pm |
There ya' go. |
| Galomorro | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 2-Sep-2008 12:14am |
It sure is. Anyone lucky enough to have this ability is really "blessed." |
gambler  |
.......... They tend to be more emotive, small thoughtful things is a big +.... alot of women I have known have a problem speaking "directly" which I fudging hate!!!!!!!!
it goes something like this:
You Okay?
No
whats wrong?
You don't know?
No
You really don't know?
No, tell me!
*rolls eyes* this is what I am talking about!
What!!!
If you dont know I am not gonna tell you
Fine, dont tell me
Typical!
Just tell me what the Fudge it is!!!!!!!!! argggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| Matty |
Alright, just for fun...
I think this depends on the individual woman.
Some women feel that having a pussy entitles them to the world.
Some women feel that having a pussy makes them weaker and thus, are overly meek and deferential.
Some women feel that having a pussy isn't much different than having a dick and don't think about it much.
Some women like pussy so much, they don't want to be around dicks at all.
But all women lose heat through their pussies, and that's why they get cold...even in 90degree weather. |
| aquawolfy |
you confuse me evil person!!!!!!!!!!
GYAH!!!! |
| Melf | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 2-Sep-2008 3:27pm |
I'm glad you asked.
But I do have a question; do women with large breasts tend to be more emotional then women with less large boobs? - Quality over quantity
Another question; do women that get breast augmentation become more emotional, if so would a woman that got a breast reduction become more emotionally stable? - Breast augmentation can cut off the animi motus veins which carry all the emotion. Breast reductions can help emotional stability as long as it is not extreme. We get told A is for Apathetic. |
| LindaH | | (reply to gambler) posted 2-Sep-2008 8:52pm |
I hope you don't see that as typical. I really hope it isn't typical. The woman in that example needs a lesson in communication.
You should only refuse to explain yourself when you are trying to get someone to learn something on their own. Even then, you are supposed to at least help them figure it out. Whoof. |
| kcthedog |
Ha! |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Matty) posted 2-Sep-2008 11:49pm |
> Alright, just for fun...
>
> I think this depends on the individual woman.
>
> Some women feel that having a pussy
> entitles them to the world.
> Some women feel that having a pussy
> makes them weaker and thus, are overly meek
> and deferential.
> Some women feel that having a pussy
> isn't much different than having a dick and
> don't think about it much.
> Some women like pussy so much, they
> don't want to be around dicks at all.
> But all women lose heat through their
> pussies, and that's why they get cold...even
> in 90degree weather.
You be a brave man on the far end of a mouse. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Melf) posted 3-Sep-2008 12:00am |
I agree quality over quantity! I learned early what you can't fit in your mouth goes unloved, besides in later years peaches hold up better than melons. I am so glad you explained the latter, I would imagine that frequent massages would be beneficial to blood circulation.
I just thought of a new type of business, we all have heard of tanning booths, well how bout a massage booth where women come and insert their breast though holes in the bottom of a massage table and their boobs hang free, then a "technician" comes from below and massages the breasts. (I like it!)
What do you think? |
| kcthedog | | (reply to moviesnob) posted 3-Sep-2008 12:17am |
> I have a couple of gerbils inside on some
> wheels, one in my head and one in my ass.
>
> They keep me going.
I have reread and reread your comment, I must be confused, are gerbils a metaphor for women?
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| moviesnob | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 3-Sep-2008 12:47am |
Nah, was just a joke. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to moviesnob) posted 3-Sep-2008 12:53am |
Let me in it's killing me..! |
| kcthedog | | (reply to moviesnob) posted 3-Sep-2008 12:55am |
Oh I forgot you ARE a woman why should I understand? |
| Melf | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 3-Sep-2008 3:40am |
That's an awesome idea, and would probably be fun beneficial for all  |
| HMC35 |
Well, if you tell me how men work ..
Actually, that was an inane attempt at a joke. Women and men work the same on the utmost basic levels, but beyond that it boils down to particular personalities instead. We're all people, though. Organs and whatnot. Emotions too.
I didn't really give an answer for you. Sorry, dude. |
| Matty | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 3-Sep-2008 7:50am |
Well, actually, this is a paraphrase from the redneck comedians; I guess it wasn't that obvious. |
| gambler | | (reply to LindaH) posted 3-Sep-2008 10:02am |
*smile* |
| FauxLo |
Women work the same way men do, I presume. |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to FauxLo) posted 3-Sep-2008 7:34pm |
> Women work the same way men do, I presume.
Uh no we women do not men are on their own tiny little planet and men I have no idea!! how they work maybe on beer and football is how men tick ? Men are a mystery to women |
| LindaH |
I know that if you really want to get a (straight) guy to pay attention to what you are saying, you flash him your boobies.
*jumps in front of TV*
Hey, over here, gotta ask you something... heeyyyyyyy.........
::flash::
Now, as I was saying... |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Melf) posted 4-Sep-2008 1:21am |
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| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 4-Sep-2008 1:23am |
You got my attention! |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Matty) posted 4-Sep-2008 1:24am |
NO, a bit out there on the edge. |
| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 4-Sep-2008 1:33am |
See? It works. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 4-Sep-2008 1:48am |
Wait a minute! I did not get the flash! |
| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 4-Sep-2008 1:51am |
I ought to call it the news flash. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 4-Sep-2008 2:01am |
U tease me! |
| Matty | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 4-Sep-2008 7:31am |
I still think it's funny. |
| Iseult | | posted 4-Sep-2008 11:24am |
This is the way I see it: Women tend to overthink things, while guys don't notice things. I know this is a gross overgeneralization. |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to LindaH) posted 4-Sep-2008 12:10pm |
> I know that if you really want to get a (straight) guy to pay attention
> to what you are saying, you flash him your boobies.
>
> *jumps in front of TV*
>
> Hey, over here, gotta ask you something... heeyyyyyyy.........
>
> ::flash::
>
> Now, as I was saying...
Oh would love to flash him my boobies , yes jump in front of the TV ok yes and thanks Linda for the good advice!! I will use this on him for sure hehe "giggles" |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to Iseult) posted 4-Sep-2008 12:14pm |
> This is the way I see it: Women tend to overthink things, while guys
> don't notice things. I know this is a gross overgeneralization.
>
Gee your right Iseult it happens a lot and i do overlook things how true indeed!!! |
| FauxLo |
Thanks for clarifying, Jessica. So how's life on the big planet? |
| cerealkiller |
They think of too many things at once, are paranoid over everything that may go wrong, and change priorities constantly. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to Matty) posted 5-Sep-2008 10:17pm |
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| LindaH |
These must be the ones who think everything matters. |
| Gomezy3k |
If any of you figure this one out let me know... Women are highly illogical...and way to emotional... |
| docgbrown | | posted 7-Sep-2008 10:09pm |
Hmmm, as a son, brother of five sisters, husband to one and father to one I am totally ill-equipped to answer such a volatile and loaded question. |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to FauxLo) posted 7-Sep-2008 11:03pm |
> Thanks for clarifying, Jessica. So how's life on the big planet?
Right now my life is a wreck!! and the biggest disaster to hit me this week like OUCH" and why me |
| judgescratch | | posted 12-Sep-2008 8:56am |
The screaming font gave the sc away...ktchedog. I'm a woman and I don't know how to respond. |
