Reminder: You have Daft Surveys.

None

Possibly the butt kicking one. It's about harmless, eccentric behavior that has the potential to freak worrywarts out. I mean, what would you do/think if you saw someone walking around kicking his own butt?

But also possibly the hateful hater one. It sounds so spit-spewing angry, but with enough of a dose of silliness that cool people don't take it seriously, but picky, petty people might. I love that sort of thing.

None! Good gracious!

> Possibly the butt kicking one. It's about
> harmless, eccentric behavior that has the
> potential to freak worrywarts out. I mean,
> what would you do/think if you saw someone
> walking around kicking his own butt?
>
> But also possibly the hateful hater one.
> It sounds so spit-spewing angry, but with
> enough of a dose of silliness that cool people
> don't take it seriously, but picky, petty
> people might. I love that sort of thing.

Yup! That's you!

COCK is TM Enheduanna, prepare for the lawsuit survey creator. Your going to lose big time.

OMG this is so funny *haohhhh...~~ this is mine...

never mind

I am so prepared and I will have aan affidavit in qual soon. Be there to sign it.

Do not remember if i have any Draft surveys

I do not have any surveys in qual.

I don't have any surveys in qual, but I'm sure everyone knows which one would be mine if I did.

Luckily I'm not feeling litigious. Unless cloudy tries to cheat me on the royalties.

Royal is what royal does. And you are a royal-tease

So far,no one has metioned the "daft" part of the question. Has anyone noticed it?

I noticed it.
A 'draft' equivalent probably would have had surveys about being forced to go to war, or about leaving the window ajar on a windy day.

Wait, wait... no one should have a monopoly on COCK.

There's plenty for everyone.

Or a rip in an inappropriate part of the clothing. A wardrobe malfuntion.

ha. yeah. Or a first version of a writing assignment.

Did I say I wasn't feeling litigious? What I meant was, prepare to get your pants sued off!

I'll believe it when I see it!

If I take my pants off, youcan kiss my bare ass!

Oh I am feeling cheeky.
OH another bunn pun!

That wont be the first time pants came off because of COCK

I was drunk, they fell off.

I would have thought you'd take the high road and turn the other cheek!

Not in the daft survey pile.

I chose the option for "COCK!"

Because of all the options provided, I like cock the most.

jerk!

You.

No you!

Nu huh.

Yuh huh.

Yer Mama.

mmmmHHMMMmmm

So's your face!!

(Omg, that's my favorite one and I never remember to use it when it's appropriate)

You win.

Yay!
It's my favorite and I always forget to use it, too! I amazed I thought of it this time!

I've also been waiting for years for the right time to say "You bet your ass". But I never think of it.

I'm sure some day the perfect opportunity will arise!

You bet your ass!