Do you know answers to the following questions?

Wild guess.............

What important scientific experiment begins on September 10th?............Journey to Mars
Can you roughly explain any of the science behind what will happen?......... The bending of the time-space continum to reduce transport time
Where is it happening?.............space
What organisation is in charge of this event?............NASA
Can you name anybody from the team?.................. Dr. Marty McFly

What important scientific experiment begins on September 10th? - GOCE is being sent up.
Can you roughly explain any of the science behind what will happen? - A satellite is to observe the Earth's gravity and oceans. It will help to see the effects of climate change.
Where is it happening? - Northern Russia
What organisation is in charge of this event? - ESA
Can you name anybody from the team? - Alan O'Neil

Oh. I was guessing that's when they're starting up the LHC. Guess I'm wrong.

No, it is, but GOCE is also starting (worst date they could have chosen, huh?) and they aren't getting any coverage.

What important scientific experiment begins on September 10th? - LHC.
Can you roughly explain any of the science behind what will happen? - Nuhuh
Where is it happening? - Geneva
What organisation is in charge of this event? - CERN
Can you name anybody from the team? - Brian Cox

I'm all focused more on September 12th.

*drooling all over keyboard*

The important experiment is an attempt to graft the head if a human onto the body of a chimpanzee.
The science is too complicated for your feeble mind to comprehend.
It is happening at McCain campaign headquarters.
NAMBLA is in charge.
Kobe Bryant is on the team, which has been dubbed "The Dream Team" for obvious reasons.

I didn't know, but I found it quick when I looked it up. I'm not really into super-colliders.

oops, guess I was wrong even after I looked it up.

Where is it happening?? All of it is taking place down there in Denver the DNC - Democrat Convention in tinsel town of Colorado and the rest my poor brain is all tired and pooped out

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I have something else to say.


You stumped me, I could not answer any of the questions. IR dumb!

Don't you usually know where it's happening?

You mean "it" ? Sometimes not always, I always recognize "it" when I see it, but lately my "it" list has been pretty short, as is my memory sometimes.

Eh, you're not... oh, it doesn't matter.

is this the recreation of a black hole that you speak of?

No, none, because all the questions flow from the first question; adn I can't answer the first question.

It's something to do with a guy who suggested a theory decades ago and they've only just built the machine to test it in France, whacking sub-atomic particle off each other at really high speed.Or something.

I'm probably completely off-track.

I was thinking of the same thing as you.....................

> The important experiment is an attempt to graft the head if a human
> onto the body of a chimpanzee.
> The science is too complicated for your feeble mind to comprehend.
> It is happening at McCain campaign headquarters.
> NAMBLA is in charge.
> Kobe Bryant is on the team, which has been dubbed "The Dream Team"
> for obvious reasons.

are they grafting mccain's head??

They are going to graft McCain's head onto Sarah Palin's body. The reason for McCain's choice of running mate is now clear: he wanted the youngest ultra-conservative candidate with executive experience that he could find in order to complete the experiment. If it is successful, McCain will use the body for as long as it functions and then get grafted onto a new one, thus living forever. The real question, though, is whether this will mean that Cindy McCain is now a lesbian.

i don't think his brain is quite as sharp as it used to be..... maybe he needs to have a few cells scraped off and grown in a petri dish and then transplanted back into his own head!

It's true; this experiment seems doomed to fail.

It's a total head trip seeing Sarah Palin become suddenly nationally famous. It's freakin weird.

Does it involve a small asian kid that can suck his spit up after letting it hang down the distance of 2 floors of the mall?

cooool

Not so much a *bang* as a *whimper*.