Are monkeys evil?

No, humans are.

Poor Kitty!

usually, yes

Monkeys are not the most attractive animals in the world but animals can't be "evil" - just people.

No.

There is no evil.

They're barely qualify to be sophisticated enough to be able to be good or evil. Although certain species kill other monkeys / apes just for fun. I also know that dolphins are a bit butt-holes too, who rape female dolphins and kill porposis for fun, but thats really getting off topic.

why do you think I keep a gun by my bed?


Only when they come when I am sleeping!

Sometimes

Yes

I hear chimps gang up and tear each other's 'nads off, but then again chimps aren't monkeys. :>

Monkeys are nasty little bastards. I know people who had one for a pet, and the damn thing came after me. I was so startled that I kicked and punched the critter in the chest and eye. My friendship with those friends was over; too bad I didn't kill that fudging monkey.

No monkeys are not evil

they're the evilest!!!!!!

They flood the kitchen when you want to cook, and they snack. Finally you get in there and wash yourself just enough dishes for your meal. as your food cooks, they go in there and use your clean dishes.

WASH YOUR OWN %^$# DISHES!

monkeeeee seeeeeee monkeeeeee doooooooo
they're only evil
when they fling their pooooo

Nah.

Oh my goodness.

I suppose I've been misled by TV. lol. I always imagined monkeys to be cute and clingy, like little kids.

I'm sure they have their moments and could even be enjoyable with proper training. But I had 1 awful experience, and I never want to be around one ever again.

I have also heard tales that male monkeys masturbate in the presence of a menstruating woman. This must be flattering.

I initially read this as "Are romkeys evil?" Which seemed a strange question to ask...