If you pick someone a job?

Ooh, good question.

I would give Kristal Rose the job of being ambassador for the USA to, well, the rest of the world.

I had a think about this after I saw it in qual. I'm sorry I couldn't think of jobs for everyone.:

Biggles – Botanist. I don’t know why. It just seems to suit. (Of course, my vision of a botanist is someone who stands in greenhouses, pointing at plants and going ‘hmm’.)
Bill – speechwriter, UN advisor
Mrarm – Lexicographer
Irene – Jazz blues club emcee (she probably already is )
Crayons – some cool underground illustrator
Icurok – I think he’d make a good teacher
Frostbrand – Michael Moore’s assistant/rent boy
Cerealkiller – Cattery owner (Catter?)
Kcthedog – One of those positive thinking chaps
Matty – Some guy who invests in a company nobody has any faith in and then it gets huge
Iseult – Style guru

Wha...? I wouldn't hire any of yas! Ya bunch of flakes!

Not bad choices! Close enough for me - I'm an ambassador for the blues! And I'd see Iseult as a model as well.

Oops, blues emcee, then
Iseult as a model is a good idea.

Damn! That woman is tall - she's a little taller than I when she's in flats and I'm in 5" heels!

Can I pick one for myself, back when I was working? I don't know anyone else well enough to pick a job for them. I'd pick for myself a gardening job of some kind.

I would give Pomeranian a job as a fluffer.

Interesting question, but I reallly can't impose this type of judgement onto any SC user.

Okay, what Cain said.

Good one, Cain.

Irene ,,,,,,,,,,, Beer taster/tester

Ta!!

I would give Linda H. a job at doing nothing but staring at walls all day long and what she loves to do

Thanks I'd give you the job of University lecturer for some reason political science being your speciality.

Ooh, nice one

Gambler: what is the name of the job where the guy is so rich, no one knows really how he gets his money and travels all over the world gambling, drinking expensive drinks, and showing up at all the parties where anyone who is someone is at??
Galomorro: In the middle of a garden of eden who thinks about plants and writes about them.
Matty: Ambassador to the US. (Ambassador right??) The guy who is a diplomat and corrects the wrongs by making things right.
Mrmarm: salesman for something really really cool.
Enheduanna: Top number one assistant and his girl friday to pomeranian.

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Hm. The only job I feel qualified to choose someone for would be my own.

I think Carol, Enheduanna, and Irene are probably all very well spoken and organized and would do well at my job. I think they would all hate it as well...... so I wouldn't wish it on them... and I wouldn't bother offering it to them...

Not sure who would qualify but the job would be my personal cook.

me! me! me!

i would get them a blow job

> i would get them a blow job

I was waiting for this as soon as I saw this survey.

I can think of a couple SC users I would like to give me a job!

I'd like to see Jessica working on the make-up counter at Sears.

I actually considered changing careers a few years back and becoming a teacher. Part of me still wants to, but I could never decide which subject to go for.

Mow that lawn
Pull those weeds
Till that soil
Plant those seeds

I would give Melf the job as the new President of Iran

Heh, why's that?

What's most likely?

Hey there!
I thought you might ask why. Here were the three prominent reasons. None of which were meant as an insult.
1. The President of Iran needs to be fired as he seems hell-bend on starting the next nuclear bomb exchange. You appear to be anti-war and the people of Iran seem to like and want what you want right now.
2. Not meant an insult but there is an old adage about putting youth in charge while they are young and think that they have all the answers. To my knowledge you are about the youngest active contributor here that has well formed opinions. I may often disagree with them but your opinions seem to be thought through. Since I disagree with you enough I wouldn’t want you to be my boss. I think well enough of your judgment to give you a shot elsewhere.
3. Iran follows mostly Shiite Islam, treats woman and youth badly and follows the dictates violent old men. You as their leader may shed some new light on the merits of women and peace loving youth and keep Israel and Iran from going to war.

I honestly don't know. I currently work in I.T, but I'd hate to teach Computer Studies in a school which means that there's nothing that I'm actually qualified to teach. If I had to pick, it would probably be either History or Maths (which is ironic because I absolutely loathed History when I was at school).