Nothing. Stuff goes missing around here all the time. I'd probably not even notice.

Depending on the household. I have several knives, I wouldn't worry, I wouldn't know there was one missing, or would assume it was thrown out by accident.

That my roommate was eating his dinner in his room again and that it'll be sitting on his desk collecting crud for a week.

I would think that I had accidentally put it in a cupboard or somewhere else in the kitchen.

First, I would assume it has to be my wife who used it and left it somewhere. But, then, I'd suspect myself as I sometimes do the same thing. Otherwise, it would just be too bizarre that some stranger came into our house and took a knife and only a knife.

...wait, does this have something to do with Lizzie Borden?

that I had misplaced it somewhere

I'd think 'eh, I liked that knife' and that it was down the back of my desk or something. Or that Steven had lost it. Then I'd get to thinking that that's what really happened, and I'd get irrationally incredibly angry at that thought.

It's around somewhere and will show up eventually.

> ...wait, does this have something
> to do with Lizzie Borden?

Heh. No. It has to do with the knife missing from my kitchen.

My thoughts were more sinister (creative?)... I imagined ben committing a murder and disposing of the murder weapon. I imagined a psychopath stealing it and waiting for the perfect opportunity to kill me with my own knife. I imagined myself committing a murder and forgetting I did.

ah yes... perhaps you had another one of your blackouts.

You should check your body, there may be a tattoo somewhere that explains what's going on, sort of.

Dang, I hope I remembered to wipe my fingerprints off it. It could be laying there now, on top of the body...... covered in my fingerprints.

Trying talking to yourself in the mirror, maybe you can ask blackout they where she left the knife.

lmao.

> Trying talking to yourself
> in the mirror, maybe you can
> ask blackout they where she
> left the knife.

I'd be too afraid she'd respond. It's too much like Bloody Mary..

Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... nah

Do you watch Heroes? There's a character on that show like that. Shes hawt, but kind of evil (well, the mirror version of her is). She blacks out, then wakes up with body parts all over the walls and ceiling.

I'd think it got put back in the wrong drawer or slot, and try to find it elsewhere.

There was a girl on my street that actually got hurt playing bloody Mary. She tripped over all the other girls when they were running out of the room and she broke her leg. We were always convinced that Bloody Mary did it.

No, I've never watched it. I'll have to look for it.

I might think I had a psychopath hiding in my shower.

I'd think nothing of it at first.

I'd think I misplaced it and just don't remember using it.

If it was just one of my dinner knives, I wouldn't really care. I would figure it had been misplaced or fallen behind something and would turn up when we move, if not before. If it was one of my good sharp knives, then I would try harder to find it. Since it's just me and my SO, one of us would have to have done something with it. If it was my santoku, I would tear the place apart to find it.

I'd think..and I quote; "OH CRAP! SOMEONE MUST BE USING IT FOR SOMETHING EVIL! SOMETHING MORE EVIL THAN MAKING A SANDWICH! ooooh."
I was yelling there..and being 100% serious.

I would most likely search until I found it.

He did it!!! ------->

Pike took it.
I would look in the area where the husband did the last honey do or the last fix it job.

i have no idea. the only time we lost a knife, we left it at the vacation home we stayed at.

that is great!

ok, i was wrong, we did lose a knife another time. we used one to cut pizza and left it in the box which landed in the garbage. luckily it was well before garbage pick up and we found it prior to losing it permanently.

I would probably be like hum must be in the sink where i leave all my dirty dishes

That the members of my family honestly forgot what happened to it OR it was broken and nobody wants to 'fess up. If I was the paranoid type I might think somebody was going to stab me with the missing knife.

........ That it dropped behind the fridge, cooker, fell out the back of the drawer and is in the cupboard underneath?

Nothing. Knives come and go all the time. They get used for other things besides cooking.

The dishwasher ate it, trying out what my clothes washer likes to do

i dunno...one time i had left the house, and came back home and there was my kitchen knife laying on my daughter's bed...was not there before i left.

I would check my forks and spoons as well, to make sure a set of them didn.t run off and jump over the moon! HA!

Actually a missing knife is serious I might think Jack the Ripper was hiding in my closet upstairs...hiding and waiting to call you from the upstairs phone. HA!HA!HA!

But I would bet if there is a young boy in the house he probably kyped it to go fix his bike and broke it and now won't confess. (this happened to me, I know)

Julie,

I was cleaning out my desk and I ran across a nice little note with violet flowers on the borders. It Read……


Michael~

The stuff in the green bottle is a lovely rich honey oatmeal stout that was brewed in mid October of this year.

The amber bottle contains a potent blueberry wine that was brewed in May of 2003.
We hope you enjoy them. May your 2005 be prosperous & peaceful?

-Julie & Scott ------------ (“Julie” & “Heyzeus”)

P.S.- You will want to refrigerate the beer ASAP the wine does taste better as well chilled.


You wrote that to me years ago a little before I went into the hospital. You and Heyzeus made a survey a contest of sorts and the prize was “moonshine”. I am not sure I ever thanked you for that properly but want to take that opportunity now, Thank you and Scott it was very cool.

kype?

To make off with secretly.

Ooh. Nice.

you're most welcome, and really...thank you for the memory.

That my aunt walked in and borrowed it .. she comes into my house all of the time without knocking or anything.

I live in the mountains, in a hollow surrounded by family. I rarely lock the front door .. so I wouldn't think anything bad over a knife missing. In fact, I doubt I would even notice.

I was missing a knife !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!