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LindaH    | | posted 27-May-2008 5:25pm |
I've heard of stranger things than that. Not much is surprising any more. |
| kcthedog | | posted 27-May-2008 5:27pm |
No I had never heard of that before you did get my curiosity though. It doesn’t surprise me that the story comes from the UK those Brits are always trying to act like Californians especially those Hollywood types.
I guess you could say this guy give good exhaust pipe, or pumps the pedal, or loves to polish his chrome, or has a good grip on his stick shift!
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| LindaH | | (reply to kcthedog) posted 27-May-2008 5:51pm |
His car must have had that spark. |
| kcthedog | | (reply to LindaH) posted 27-May-2008 5:56pm |
Full blown hemi's, dual carbs, racing slicks with posi-traction gets my engine running too. |
Galomorro   | | posted 27-May-2008 8:45pm |
Sounds to me like "The Enquirer" is running out of things to write about. |
cloudhugger   | | posted 27-May-2008 11:08pm |
I, uh, am not clicking on the link... 
anyway........reminds me of a funny story. One time at work several years ago, I was in a bathroom on the floor where all the secretaries are. It isn't a place where just anyone is welcome. So, I'm in the stall, right? And I overhear a conversation between two secretaries about some office party the previous night. The one was talking about how she ws loaded...and this guy was loaded...and the next thing she knew they were in the backseat of the car 'doing it'. "Well", she said,...they were both really getting it on and clothes came off, and he climbed on top of her and started humping away. She wasn't feeling anything, the buzz was kinda wearing off, and he was grunting and groaning having a good old time and than he came, but she was very confused...she didn't feel 'the love'. He gets off of her and told her she was great when she realized he fudgeed the car seat. I guess his 'thang' was feeling the love in the crease of the seat and he was so drunk he didn't know any different. I peeked around to see who was talking, so I could get a full visual because I knew the guy she was talking about. She was totally mortified about the whole thing, and amazed at how drunk he was, and here she was admitting the whole scene in the workplace bathroom. I scampered out of there busting a gut till I found someone to tell thestory to. It was too priceless not to share. |
| JessicaWoman99 | | posted 27-May-2008 11:36pm |
Yes i could not believe it and still it just messes with my brain this guy having car sex like what the hell??? |
| they |
> I
> was in a bathroom on the floor
...... You really should try to stay off bathroom floors. Yucky!
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| they |
> I, uh, am not clicking on
> the link...
> anyway........reminds me of
> a funny story. One time at
> work several years ago, I
> was in a bathroom on the floor
> where all the secretaries
> are. It isn't a place where
> just anyone is welcome. So,
> I'm in the stall, right? And
> I overhear a conversation
> between two secretaries about
> some office party the previous
> night. The one was talking
> about how she ws loaded...and
> this guy was loaded...and
> the next thing she knew they
> were in the backseat of the
> car 'doing it'. "Well", she
> said,...they were both really
> getting it on and clothes
> came off, and he climbed on
> top of her and started humping
> away. She wasn't feeling anything,
> the buzz was kinda wearing
> off, and he was grunting and
> groaning having a good old
> time and than he came, but
> she was very confused...she
> didn't feel 'the love'. He
> gets off of her and told her
> she was great when she realized
> he fudgeed the car seat. I
> guess his 'thang' was feeling
> the love in the crease of
> the seat and he was so drunk
> he didn't know any different.
> I peeked around to see who
> was talking, so I could get
> a full visual because I knew
> the guy she was talking about.
> She was totally mortified
> about the whole thing, and
> amazed at how drunk he was,
> and here she was admitting
> the whole scene in the workplace
> bathroom. I scampered out
> of there busting a gut till
> I found someone to tell thestory
> to. It was too priceless not
> to share.
Wow... that is a funny story. I have never been this drunk. I pass out first. |
| kirst | | posted 28-May-2008 3:13am |
It's funny...I have an image of him doing the nasty with a car's tailpipe! Better hope it's not hot! It also reminds me of when I bought my first Jeep. I was suddenly higher up than most other cars at the time and I had the unfortunate habit of looking over at other drivers on I-95 in Massachusetts and Rhode Island. You wouldn't believe the amount of guys that would beat off while driving. Ewwwwww! |
| Pomeranian | | posted 28-May-2008 4:47am |
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| icurok | | posted 28-May-2008 6:06am |
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| bill | | posted 28-May-2008 7:11am |
A few years ago, someone showed me an image of a guy with his penis in the tailpipe of a car. So, this story wasn't that shocking to me.
The Internets have jaded me. |
| icurok | | (reply to bill) posted 28-May-2008 8:34am |
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| bill | | (reply to icurok) posted 28-May-2008 8:56am |
lol |
| cloudhugger | | (reply to they) posted 28-May-2008 10:18am |
crap, I saw that when I proofed it and thought it not worth the moment to clarify...you suck |
| cloudhugger | | (reply to they) posted 28-May-2008 10:20am |
I love being in the right place at the right time. First thing I had to do was go find the guy to look at his face. I wandered down a hall till I found him and he was talking to a work buddy with a crap eating grin on his face and the guy slapped him on the shoulder. MUST have been talking about his big conquest with the pretty girl. Priceless. |
| they |
I know. |
| they |
> I love being in the right
> place at the right time. First
> thing I had to do was go find
> the guy to look at his face.
> I wandered down a hall till
> I found him and he was talking
> to a work buddy with a crap
> eating grin on his face and
> the guy slapped him on the
> shoulder. MUST have been talking
> about his big conquest with
> the pretty girl. Priceless.
It would be funny if you would have walked up and said... "Hey you guys, you'll never believe this story I overheard in the ladies room......"
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| cloudhugger | | (reply to they) posted 28-May-2008 10:55am |
you make me laugh...  |
| cloudhugger | | (reply to they) posted 28-May-2008 10:59am |
well, maybe. Too many politics and clicques. I was a greasey mechanic, and a girl at that, and these were "4th floor" office personel. They only liked me when I was a janitor, I might have been able to play with them then. |
| they |
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| LJD |
You can't be serious! I've never heard of such a thing. You can tell the man had to be quite drunk.... |
| cloudhugger | | (reply to LJD) posted 28-May-2008 3:09pm |
THAT is disgustingly drunk. I know the woman didn't make it up, she had this horrific look on her face |
| aquawolfy | | posted 28-May-2008 3:42pm |
Wow. that's kinda disturbing |
| LJD |
 I imagine the woman was in shock  |
| mrmarm | | posted 29-May-2008 3:13am |
Will yeah I know a lot of horrid ghastly old men who have sex with women (who happen to be their wives) who have the same weight as a thousand cars, but that's probably not that major storyline. |
| they | | (reply to kirst) posted 30-May-2008 7:49am |
> It's funny...I have an image
> of him doing the nasty with
> a car's tailpipe! Better
> hope it's not hot! It also
> reminds me of when I bought
> my first Jeep. I was suddenly
> higher up than most other
> cars at the time and I had
> the unfortunate habit of looking
> over at other drivers on I-95
> in Massachusetts and Rhode
> Island. You wouldn't believe
> the amount of guys that would
> beat off while driving. Ewwwwww!
>
My brother in law drives a semi-truck for work. He says he sees it all the time.
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| kirst | | (reply to they) posted 30-May-2008 10:06am |
Yuck! |
| they | | (reply to kirst) posted 30-May-2008 10:23am |
Yes. There really isn't much that can top a strange man showing himself some love. Disgusting! |
| kirst | | (reply to they) posted 30-May-2008 11:47am |
And I would think messy...how do they keep their vehicles clean??? Ewwwwwww... |
| they | | (reply to kirst) posted 30-May-2008 12:17pm |
Eww! |
| Zang |
That's not crazy, that's just an alternative lifestyle.
I work with the mentally ill. I could tell you stories about "crazy". |
| llamamama | | posted 16-Jul-2008 8:52pm |
How exactly do you have sex with a thousand cars? For the record, he looks like he would have sex with a thousand cars. He looks like he would have difficulty getting anything breathing/living to have sex with him. I mean, would it kill him to wash his hair and wear a clean shirt?
But, I'm going to have to say yes because like a goober, I read the question. |
