I would donate it to the Alzheimer's Research Trust.

I will take it to the bank and then collect interest for years and years.

Probably buy a home for a friend that we could both live in. Donate to various local environmental causes and the ASPCA/finding homes for animals and other good animal protection orgs; donate to research for certain horrific diseases for which there's now no cure, like Alzheimers, AIDS, cancer...

I would just stare and dream at all this money

Could I give it to my SO to buy a house that we could both live in?

I'd spend it on my wife.

I'd give it all to David. He knows what I want.

I would spay and neuter all the cats and dogs in my county.

Do we all get 1000000? If so, I'll make a deal with one of you...... I'll buy you stuff if you buy me stuff.... Any takers?

donate it to a charity.

Charity

Yes. I'll send you some nice pretty pictures of cool stuff first. You can send me pictures of stuff too.

This could be fun !

.A couple million to the WWF (World Wildlife Fund), 7 million to airdrop a bunch of food to poor countries who need it, and to pay someone to give Bush a big spanking.

The question asks about one million.

damn those zeros are confusing. k then. I say the same except I'll change "million" to thousand and "7" to 700.

Heh, fair enough.

That wouldn't be a lot in today's world anyway, but I'll play along. I would invest it and set up a trust fund for some thing (s).

49.0% would go to education, more precisly getting little ghetto and redneck kids into college and bringing back civics classes for everyone.
49.0% would go to US vets who are either homeless or injured or need other assistance.
1.0% would go towards miscellenous stuff, like funding art, animal shelters, museams, etc
1.0% would go towards feeding poor people in the rest of the world.

Give it to my spouse so it could be spent on both of us.

On family, homeless people I know, the USNSCC, and those I know of that are down on their luck

Buy stuff for my parents and my sister.

I'd use it to help others.

Secure my children, grandchildren, and their children's future, I would give to a worthwhile charity. Create business, create jobs.

Would give it to my brother/parents/boyfriend/friends. They can buy me stuff with it!

*sigh*
I'd feed it to the poor.

No, you have to give it to me and I will buy you a house.

I'm not sure I trust you to do that! You might decide to buy an enormous COCK instead!

jerk!

jerk Hag!

umm.......



cockhag!

That's not even a real phrase!

I would give it to to the university of Iowa children's cancer ward, and Dance Marathon, who helps the children in this cancer ward,and their families.

I know...I believe, for a million dollars, I can have it put in the dictionary with a certain someone picture.

I'll do it...just give me your million and bet me I won't.

I'll keep my million, thanks. How many people even use the damn dictionary anymore?

I do. Got one right here next to me.

hmmmm....

yup, just as I suspected....there are a few familiar faces in there.

With my million dollars, I won't much care whether people see a picture of me in a dictionary!

But you cannot keep themillion dollars. You would have topay off the world to not snicker.

I could keep it until I spent it on other things, though. I'm just not allowed to spend it on myself.

And the world will remain free to snicker at the dictionary pictures. Win win.

At least the Oxford English Dictionary doesn't have pictures.

My million will see to that.

I don't think you can buy the OED off like that! They're all stodgy and British and uncorruptable!

mum
You win

Donate to some charities.

Charitably. I'd arm the homeless and the mentally ill.

split it between my kids

If I had $1,ooo,ooo and no inheritors I would donate the entire amount to the search for extraterrestrials, in the hope that there is a higher intelligence out in the universe that may have some means to save us, from ourselves!