| User | Comment |
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Melf    | | posted 21-May-2008 7:21pm |
I would donate it to the Alzheimer's Research Trust. |
Crayons   | | posted 21-May-2008 7:32pm |
I will take it to the bank and then collect interest for years and years. |
Galomorro   | | posted 21-May-2008 8:13pm |
Probably buy a home for a friend that we could both live in. Donate to various local environmental causes and the ASPCA/finding homes for animals and other good animal protection orgs; donate to research for certain horrific diseases for which there's now no cure, like Alzheimers, AIDS, cancer... |
| JessicaWoman99 | | posted 21-May-2008 8:23pm |
I would just stare and dream at all this money |
Enheduanna  | | posted 21-May-2008 9:07pm |
Could I give it to my SO to buy a house that we could both live in? |
bill   | | posted 21-May-2008 9:10pm |
I'd spend it on my wife. |
LindaH     | | posted 21-May-2008 10:21pm |
I'd give it all to David. He knows what I want. |
| RGirl | | posted 22-May-2008 12:05am |
I would spay and neuter all the cats and dogs in my county. |
they     | | posted 22-May-2008 12:17am |
Do we all get 1000000? If so, I'll make a deal with one of you...... I'll buy you stuff if you buy me stuff.... Any takers? |
Strider   | | posted 22-May-2008 12:20am |
donate it to a charity. |
| ausfox | | posted 22-May-2008 5:35am |
Charity |
LindaH     | | (reply to they) posted 22-May-2008 11:09am |
Yes. I'll send you some nice pretty pictures of cool stuff first. You can send me pictures of stuff too. |
they     | | (reply to LindaH) posted 22-May-2008 11:33am |
This could be fun ! |
| aquawolfy | | posted 22-May-2008 4:01pm |
.A couple million to the WWF (World Wildlife Fund), 7 million to airdrop a bunch of food to poor countries who need it, and to pay someone to give Bush a big spanking. |
Melf    | | (reply to aquawolfy) posted 22-May-2008 4:33pm |
The question asks about one million. |
| aquawolfy | | (reply to Melf) posted 22-May-2008 4:39pm |
damn those zeros are confusing. k then. I say the same except I'll change "million" to thousand and "7" to 700. |
Melf    | | (reply to aquawolfy) posted 22-May-2008 4:41pm |
Heh, fair enough. |
southernyankee  | | posted 22-May-2008 10:54pm |
That wouldn't be a lot in today's world anyway, but I'll play along. I would invest it and set up a trust fund for some thing (s).
49.0% would go to education, more precisly getting little ghetto and redneck kids into college and bringing back civics classes for everyone.
49.0% would go to US vets who are either homeless or injured or need other assistance.
1.0% would go towards miscellenous stuff, like funding art, animal shelters, museams, etc
1.0% would go towards feeding poor people in the rest of the world. |
| Enigma | | posted 22-May-2008 11:57pm |
Give it to my spouse so it could be spent on both of us. |
| docgbrown | | posted 23-May-2008 1:43am |
On family, homeless people I know, the USNSCC, and those I know of that are down on their luck |
Iseult  | | posted 23-May-2008 5:14am |
Buy stuff for my parents and my sister. |
| Jody | | posted 23-May-2008 9:07am |
I'd use it to help others. |
LJD   | | posted 23-May-2008 11:18am |
Secure my children, grandchildren, and their children's future, I would give to a worthwhile charity. Create business, create jobs. |
moviesnob  | | posted 23-May-2008 4:13pm |
Would give it to my brother/parents/boyfriend/friends. They can buy me stuff with it! |
cloudhugger    | | posted 25-May-2008 8:12am |
*sigh*
I'd feed it to the poor. |
cloudhugger    |
No, you have to give it to me and I will buy you a house. |
Enheduanna  |
I'm not sure I trust you to do that! You might decide to buy an enormous COCK instead! |
cloudhugger    |
jerk! |
Enheduanna  |
jerk Hag! |
cloudhugger    |
umm.......
cockhag! |
Enheduanna  |
That's not even a real phrase! |
| ihatespiders | | posted 27-May-2008 12:08am |
I would give it to to the university of Iowa children's cancer ward, and Dance Marathon, who helps the children in this cancer ward,and their families. |
cloudhugger    |
I know...I believe, for a million dollars, I can have it put in the dictionary with a certain someone picture. |
Enheduanna  |
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cloudhugger    |
I'll do it...just give me your million and bet me I won't. |
Enheduanna  |
I'll keep my million, thanks. How many people even use the damn dictionary anymore? |
cloudhugger    |
 I do. Got one right here next to me.
hmmmm....
yup, just as I suspected....there are a few familiar faces in there. |
Enheduanna  |
With my million dollars, I won't much care whether people see a picture of me in a dictionary! |
cloudhugger    |
But you cannot keep themillion dollars. You would have topay off the world to not snicker. |
Enheduanna  |
I could keep it until I spent it on other things, though. I'm just not allowed to spend it on myself. |
cloudhugger    |
And the world will remain free to snicker at the dictionary pictures. Win win. |
Enheduanna  |
At least the Oxford English Dictionary doesn't have pictures. |
cloudhugger    |
My million will see to that. |
Enheduanna  |
I don't think you can buy the OED off like that! They're all stodgy and British and uncorruptable! |
cloudhugger    |
 mum
You win |
Enheduanna  |
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| Van | | posted 31-May-2008 2:25pm |
Donate to some charities. |
Zang  |
Charitably. I'd arm the homeless and the mentally ill. |
| midagehippie | | posted 6-Jul-2008 10:40am |
split it between my kids |
kcthedog  |
If I had $1,ooo,ooo and no inheritors I would donate the entire amount to the search for extraterrestrials, in the hope that there is a higher intelligence out in the universe that may have some means to save us, from ourselves! |