Do you wash your hands after you masturbate?

Depends on what I'm going to be doing next if anything.

yes, it helps prevent hair growth on my palms

I rarely wash my hands because I dont use my hands when I masturbate

Does wiping them on the dog count?

Yes, always or most of the time.

Only if you then wash the dog. Washing is a non-commutative binary operator. I'm not really certain if the the theorem about the dog washing itself after you've wiped your hands on it has ever been proven.

I just wipe my hands on the curtains.

I never thought I'd say it...

TMI!

Does wiping on the curtains count?

( to icurok)

This survey makes me want to wash my hands.

Of course not. I use disposable latex gloves.

It depends on what I'm doing next. Usually I'm just going to be laying around, so probably not.

Yes always unless I plan to again in a few minutes time, by that I mean 10 or 30 or 60.

But I know a lot of guys who use condoms to cum into so they can avoid a lot of the annoyances of manual masturbation.

No, I lick my fingers.


What the hell did you want to hear?

> Does wiping them on the dog count?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

> Only if you then wash the dog. Washing is
> a non-commutative binary operator. I'm not
> really certain if the the theorem about the
> dog washing itself after you've wiped your
> hands on it has ever been proven.

Whats with all this DOG bashing?

I never said "bash" the dog!