| User | Comment |
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Melf    |
You leave school and go to university. You meet a wonderful partner who knocks your heart out when they blow you off your feet. You age. You marry. You go to work and raise 2.4 picket fences. Finally, when you're retired and your spawn are busy populating the world, you die peacefully in your sleep. I think that would be the easiest way to go. |
romkey  |
Try the wood chipper. |
| toxthexend |
i refuse to answer!!! talk to a friend if you are thinking of suicide. it's a selfish act. think about your friends and family........now i'm all mad and opinionated. |
| aquawolfy |
I'm not going to comment on this if your REALLY thinking of killing yourself. Life's way to precious to waste. Instead of being selfish and trying to feel sorry for yourself why don't you think about how much worse other people have it yet they still move on to better themselves. People like you always try to make others feel sorry for you and its stupid. |
| Melf | | (reply to aquawolfy) posted 5-May-2008 3:49pm |
Yeah, that's the right thing to say to someone on the verge of killing themselves...  |
Iseult  |
I can't tell you much, I haven't tried any of them. Overdosing sounds all right, but I heard some nasty stories about those people. However, the way I see it, if I were going to kill myself, my complete behaviour and thinking would have to be so different that I wouldn't think in the same terms as right now. Pain would seem nothing to me, I wouldn't be looking for the easiest way but most efficient. |
| aquawolfy | | (reply to Melf) posted 5-May-2008 4:12pm |
LOL yeah...... i guess you're right........but it's true. |
| aquawolfy |
Is overdosing painful? |
| FauxLo |
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???? WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU KNOW WHICH IS THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING??? GO TO HELL!!! GO TO HELL AND DIE!!! AFTER YOU KILL YOUR STUPID SELF.
 
Just kidding everyone.
A gun to the head seems the easiest way, in my opinion. If you can't find a way to make it through the day, I wish you best!  |
| thecomic22 |
I'm not going to say. I dont approve of this. |
Crayons  |
Gun seems quickest, but how would you get a gun? If I were to kill myself I would probably get a gun if I could, and then first I would shoot random people, then me, if you're the society-hating type.  Or you can call a suicide hotline, they should help you out. |
| JessicaWoman99 |
No I will not let you jump out in front of that train because your dead just like that , overdosing works for me |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to aquawolfy) posted 5-May-2008 9:01pm |
> Is overdosing painful?
You go right to sleep and feel nothing at all the most humane way to end it all |
| JessicaWoman99 |
Carbon monoxide poisoning is quicker |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to romkey) posted 5-May-2008 9:05pm |
> Try the wood chipper.
Hum wonder what you look like when you come out the other end?? |
| JessicaWoman99 |
Now This is The Owners Manuel for Suicide : Do not attempts these Stunts Please! very dangerous! |
| cloudhugger |
OTHER (here's my comment...)
The best way to kill yourself is with self pity. |
| they | | posted 6-May-2008 12:05am |
Hang a sign outside your bathroom warning of toxic fumes.
Mix detergents together and breathe deep. It's all the rage.
For the record, I discouraged this survey. |
| MagicalJamie |
EASIEST was is definitely to just jump off a high building (not a cliff).
OR overdose sleeping pills with vodka as your swallowing drink, sleep and never wake up basically.
BUT don't kill yourself. That'd be bad. |
| kirst |
No idea. Not a fan of suicide. |
LindaH  |
Don't kill yourself, just kill your sorrow. |
| romkey |
Gazpacho. |
| Crayons |
If overdosing works for you, how are you still here? |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to Crayons) posted 6-May-2008 10:09pm |
> If overdosing works for you, how are you still here?
I am only a ghost people cannot see me boo boo , I escaped from my grave just climbed up out of my casket
and here I am again 9 Lives? |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to LindaH) posted 6-May-2008 10:11pm |
> Don't kill yourself, just kill your sorrow.
Bars are a great way to kill all the pain and sorrow and you wonder why the local bars have so many people
crying and sobbing |
| mve17 |
Smelling my shoes |
| Enigma | | posted 8-May-2008 12:36am |
Probably shooting yourself if you had the gun and you actually killed yourself and didn't just render yourself a vegetable. Of course if you valued gun ownership you wouldn't kill yourself with your gun because then the anti-gun people would use your gun loving ass as some kind of reason why guns should be outlawed and being dead you couldn't tell them they are full of crap.
I think unless you got completely pissed and went swimming out far in the lake drowning yourself might be pretty hard. It would be too painful anyway.
I pick overdose but don't forget no matter what you do someone's going to find your dead self and that's not pleasant for them. Not to mention scraping up your remains. I say stay alive and miserable like the rest of us. Find something to help yourself get through it. There's something, there's always something. |
| icurok |
You picked the wrong week to ask me this question. I'm abstaining for your benefit. |
| cerealkiller |
There is a website that shows most of these ways aren't all that easy to make work. People screw up shooting themselves and end up vegetables, they try to overdose and just end up sick, etc.
I'd rather look at it as the least painful but surefire way to go. Not sure really. |
| cerealkiller | | (reply to romkey) posted 8-May-2008 1:01pm |
> Try the wood chipper.
Guy fell in one around here not too long ago. Can't imagine that is a nice way to go.
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| Van |
I'm not helping you with this. Don't kill yourself. |
| docgbrown | | posted 10-May-2008 4:33am |
Poison
Over the decades I've tried to hang, shoot, drown and starve myself but to no avail. I've jumped off a cliff and that didn’t work either. In my thinking, poisoning various bits of food and drink and then mixing them among all of the untainted others may prove to be the easiest way to off yourself. |
| Cleo | | posted 10-May-2008 8:04pm |
I over dose ( O D'ed ) myself twice before when I was young & stupid. & always someone managed to save me. 
The concequencies are this: The abulance came picked up my sorry a*s*s* took me to a lock down unit in a hospital with a bunch of strange/weird people with SERIOUS issues. I was in there for 2 weeks & wanted to just be home in my own house! Both times they stuck a hose down my throat to pump my stomach which hurt for days later. I never tried THAT again.
Look! I've been through a lot of s*h*i*t in my life, ask any of the oldbies here. Many times I've contemplated suicide too, especially after my husband of 33 years died (Jan. 1st 2006) but, I believe that if I killed myself I would go to hell for that. How do I know this? I don't, but, I don't want gamble my life to find out that it was true later.
For what it's worth, please DON'T do this! If you want someone to talk to, call suicide hotline. I don't have the number anymore but, I will look it up if you want me to. Or email me if you want to talk.
cleoprovin@aol.com
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| Cleo | | posted 10-May-2008 8:32pm |
& just for the record......... it's pretty hard to drown yourself. Besides when they pull your body up your going to be all blue & bloated! Won't have a nice corpse to leave behind.
Also if you jumped off a building ( I know someone who did this) your body will be TOTALLY unrecognizable!!
If you shoot your self in the head, again you will leave a bad looking corpse!
Like Freddy Mercury said, "Don't try suicide!" |
| monkey | | posted 12-May-2008 7:54am |
stupid \..... you be skydiving your last few minutes on earth it would be fun |
| Psychopath | | posted 31-May-2008 6:53pm |
Go into your garage, close the door, turn on the the ignition of your vehicle, open all the windows, put in your favourite music CD, and then just sit back with your eyes closed. |
| Zang |
Fling yourself out the window. Gravity will do all the work. |
| LJD |
If indeed you want to kill yourself, I'd suggest getting some therapy, and talk to those that love you. Remember, there are those out there that love you, can you imagine how your death would affect them? You are obviously depressed, take Milk Thistle, take natural substances to pull you out of the depression. Eat, sleep well. God has plans for you, stay alive, work for the better good. If you have problems, feel free to talk to us on Survey Central.
If this is a joke, it is in very bad taste. |
| thecomic22 | | posted 27-Aug-2008 5:41pm |
Jump off a flight of stairs. Think of yourself as the little engine that could, ''I think I can, I think I can''. |
| SarahAllison | | posted 19-Sep-2008 3:18pm |
I have tried pills, they don't work...i took over 50 pills at once couple a years ago hoping to fall asleep and never wake up...it backfired on me...ever since then i have been getting sharp pain in my chest and heart... Pills are not always efficient and sucessfull....there was a man who drank straight out of a cough syrup bottel coz he didnt have a spoon as he was driving, he took too much, he got blind...so its very risky...the body has a complicated way of working...I take biology and studied this..some pills may backfire on u and work in a way you will regret, you may get paralised, your hands or ur legs, you might loose your sight....so before you take pills to die, read the ingretients or w/e and research on it....E.G a substence will cause your red blood cells to stop producing which will cause u to be paralised and not be able to move out of bed...and as your white blood cells become more than red, you will eventually die...a very long. slow painful death |
poisonivey  |
O.D. 4 sure im a ex heroin addict .....its the best way 2 go!!! remember SUICIDE IS SELF EXPRESSION! no one can take that away from u......iv tried to o.d. but my tolerance is to high and iv awoke in the hospital more than once......try pills oxys....xanax..methadone....mix them take at least 30-50 pills u wont wake up! i would have killed myself long ago if i wasnt such a pussy........ |
