Whats the easiest way to kill yourself

You leave school and go to university. You meet a wonderful partner who knocks your heart out when they blow you off your feet. You age. You marry. You go to work and raise 2.4 picket fences. Finally, when you're retired and your spawn are busy populating the world, you die peacefully in your sleep. I think that would be the easiest way to go.

Try the wood chipper.

i refuse to answer!!! talk to a friend if you are thinking of suicide. it's a selfish act. think about your friends and family........now i'm all mad and opinionated.

I'm not going to comment on this if your REALLY thinking of killing yourself. Life's way to precious to waste. Instead of being selfish and trying to feel sorry for yourself why don't you think about how much worse other people have it yet they still move on to better themselves. People like you always try to make others feel sorry for you and its stupid.

Yeah, that's the right thing to say to someone on the verge of killing themselves...

I can't tell you much, I haven't tried any of them. Overdosing sounds all right, but I heard some nasty stories about those people. However, the way I see it, if I were going to kill myself, my complete behaviour and thinking would have to be so different that I wouldn't think in the same terms as right now. Pain would seem nothing to me, I wouldn't be looking for the easiest way but most efficient.

LOL yeah...... i guess you're right........but it's true.

Is overdosing painful?

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???? WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU KNOW WHICH IS THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING??? GO TO HELL!!! GO TO HELL AND DIE!!! AFTER YOU KILL YOUR STUPID SELF.



















Just kidding everyone.

A gun to the head seems the easiest way, in my opinion. If you can't find a way to make it through the day, I wish you best!

I'm not going to say. I dont approve of this.

Gun seems quickest, but how would you get a gun? If I were to kill myself I would probably get a gun if I could, and then first I would shoot random people, then me, if you're the society-hating type. Or you can call a suicide hotline, they should help you out.

No I will not let you jump out in front of that train because your dead just like that , overdosing works for me

> Is overdosing painful?

You go right to sleep and feel nothing at all the most humane way to end it all

Carbon monoxide poisoning is quicker

> Try the wood chipper.

Hum wonder what you look like when you come out the other end??

Now This is The Owners Manuel for Suicide : Do not attempts these Stunts Please! very dangerous!

OTHER (here's my comment...)

The best way to kill yourself is with self pity.

Hang a sign outside your bathroom warning of toxic fumes.

Mix detergents together and breathe deep. It's all the rage.




For the record, I discouraged this survey.

EASIEST was is definitely to just jump off a high building (not a cliff).

OR overdose sleeping pills with vodka as your swallowing drink, sleep and never wake up basically.

BUT don't kill yourself. That'd be bad.

No idea. Not a fan of suicide.

Don't kill yourself, just kill your sorrow.

Gazpacho.

If overdosing works for you, how are you still here?

> If overdosing works for you, how are you still here?

I am only a ghost people cannot see me boo boo , I escaped from my grave just climbed up out of my casket
and here I am again 9 Lives?

> Don't kill yourself, just kill your sorrow.

Bars are a great way to kill all the pain and sorrow and you wonder why the local bars have so many people
crying and sobbing

Smelling my shoes

Probably shooting yourself if you had the gun and you actually killed yourself and didn't just render yourself a vegetable. Of course if you valued gun ownership you wouldn't kill yourself with your gun because then the anti-gun people would use your gun loving ass as some kind of reason why guns should be outlawed and being dead you couldn't tell them they are full of crap.
I think unless you got completely pissed and went swimming out far in the lake drowning yourself might be pretty hard. It would be too painful anyway.
I pick overdose but don't forget no matter what you do someone's going to find your dead self and that's not pleasant for them. Not to mention scraping up your remains. I say stay alive and miserable like the rest of us. Find something to help yourself get through it. There's something, there's always something.

You picked the wrong week to ask me this question. I'm abstaining for your benefit.

There is a website that shows most of these ways aren't all that easy to make work. People screw up shooting themselves and end up vegetables, they try to overdose and just end up sick, etc.

I'd rather look at it as the least painful but surefire way to go. Not sure really.

> Try the wood chipper.

Guy fell in one around here not too long ago. Can't imagine that is a nice way to go.

I'm not helping you with this. Don't kill yourself.

Poison
Over the decades I've tried to hang, shoot, drown and starve myself but to no avail. I've jumped off a cliff and that didn’t work either. In my thinking, poisoning various bits of food and drink and then mixing them among all of the untainted others may prove to be the easiest way to off yourself.

I over dose ( O D'ed ) myself twice before when I was young & stupid. & always someone managed to save me.
The concequencies are this: The abulance came picked up my sorry a*s*s* took me to a lock down unit in a hospital with a bunch of strange/weird people with SERIOUS issues. I was in there for 2 weeks & wanted to just be home in my own house! Both times they stuck a hose down my throat to pump my stomach which hurt for days later. I never tried THAT again.

Look! I've been through a lot of s*h*i*t in my life, ask any of the oldbies here. Many times I've contemplated suicide too, especially after my husband of 33 years died (Jan. 1st 2006) but, I believe that if I killed myself I would go to hell for that. How do I know this? I don't, but, I don't want gamble my life to find out that it was true later.

For what it's worth, please DON'T do this! If you want someone to talk to, call suicide hotline. I don't have the number anymore but, I will look it up if you want me to. Or email me if you want to talk.
cleoprovin@aol.com

& just for the record......... it's pretty hard to drown yourself. Besides when they pull your body up your going to be all blue & bloated! Won't have a nice corpse to leave behind.

Also if you jumped off a building ( I know someone who did this) your body will be TOTALLY unrecognizable!!

If you shoot your self in the head, again you will leave a bad looking corpse!

Like Freddy Mercury said, "Don't try suicide!"

stupid \..... you be skydiving your last few minutes on earth it would be fun

Go into your garage, close the door, turn on the the ignition of your vehicle, open all the windows, put in your favourite music CD, and then just sit back with your eyes closed.

Fling yourself out the window. Gravity will do all the work.

If indeed you want to kill yourself, I'd suggest getting some therapy, and talk to those that love you. Remember, there are those out there that love you, can you imagine how your death would affect them? You are obviously depressed, take Milk Thistle, take natural substances to pull you out of the depression. Eat, sleep well. God has plans for you, stay alive, work for the better good. If you have problems, feel free to talk to us on Survey Central.

If this is a joke, it is in very bad taste.

Jump off a flight of stairs. Think of yourself as the little engine that could, ''I think I can, I think I can''.

I have tried pills, they don't work...i took over 50 pills at once couple a years ago hoping to fall asleep and never wake up...it backfired on me...ever since then i have been getting sharp pain in my chest and heart... Pills are not always efficient and sucessfull....there was a man who drank straight out of a cough syrup bottel coz he didnt have a spoon as he was driving, he took too much, he got blind...so its very risky...the body has a complicated way of working...I take biology and studied this..some pills may backfire on u and work in a way you will regret, you may get paralised, your hands or ur legs, you might loose your sight....so before you take pills to die, read the ingretients or w/e and research on it....E.G a substence will cause your red blood cells to stop producing which will cause u to be paralised and not be able to move out of bed...and as your white blood cells become more than red, you will eventually die...a very long. slow painful death

O.D. 4 sure im a ex heroin addict .....its the best way 2 go!!! remember SUICIDE IS SELF EXPRESSION! no one can take that away from u......iv tried to o.d. but my tolerance is to high and iv awoke in the hospital more than once......try pills oxys....xanax..methadone....mix them take at least 30-50 pills u wont wake up! i would have killed myself long ago if i wasnt such a pussy........

Thank you all so much for your comments. I was contemplating it tonight....and after reading all these wonderful comments I realized how stupid I am thinking.....so for what its worth, yall just saved a life. and I created an account just to say that.

if you shoot yourself then it will kill your nervous system first so u wont be able to feel anything at all

Bull crap! If someone wants to kill themself, let them go ahead. You don't know how bad their life is, you dumb jiggerboo. I suggest that he hangs himself on an oak tree and put himself on display so every one can see this very beautiful thing I like to call DEATH. Don't be so self conscious you happy go lucky bastard. In fact, why don't you go join him on the tree....its kind of hard to hang yourself. I recommend you go first, let him dump oil all over your body and then catch you on fire as you hang...then you'll be some kind of environmental lantern. Catch him on fire as well by swinging back and fro on your rope until you can wrap your legs around him. xXwhite powerXx from the FBC

I really want to know the same thing I'm so done with life and pain! And there is no reason to live.soo what's the best way????

basicly.....theres this girl..im 16..iv talked to everygirl that i like in this town..she was the last one left..she quit talking to me becuase she thought i was embaressed of her..didnt write on ur "facebook wall or put her in my statuses" Im goodlooking and she is to.. i fell deeply in love with her..this happened last week..it hurts when i dont have her..my chest hurts and its hard to breathe when i think about her..everytime i get on facebook i have to go to hers and it hurts looking at her..i want to kill myself but my family is well known..my mom and dad have a phd and it would look bad on thier name if u kill myself but im on the verge of doing it.end all this pain. i hate it...please dont tell me to move on thiers plenty of girls out thier..no thiers not shes the best i love her noone else ever.bye

The least painful way to die is by heroin overdose. I have talked to people who have overdosed and they were obviously revived but they said that they were at peace before they were brought back to life. That being said, good luck finding heroin because it is hard to find without getting arrested.
I also want to say suicide is not always the answer so consider everything else before doing so because maybe you can find purpose in life. If you have tried everything in an effort to make yourself happy but nothing works and suicide will bring you the peace you need make sure you leave a note to your loved ones explaining that it is not their fault. Also, know that there is no life after this so before you choose to do it be sure of it because there isn't some magical place waiting on the other side.
And for Frattinghard and for anyone else facing the same situation, although I do understand your pain as I was once 16 and went through heartache, it is no reason to end your life. No one should end their lives over a girl or guy that they think is the "one" especially as a teenager. There is a whole new life waiting for you in college and, believe it or not, you will meet hundreds of girls. And if you were lucky enough to be born good looking, just enjoy the bumpy ride life will take you on.

This is to the TWO people who have recently emailed me at my aol addy... Yes I received your email & like I said before... if you ever need someone to talk to or just vent...PLEASE feel free to email me anytime.. Okay? I also have a yahoo addy using the same name..
cleoprovin@aol.com
cleoprovin@yahoo.com

Take care & God Bless!

if you don't approve of suicide you need help.... I would have died long ago if it werent for the thought of failing. =(

if you don't approve of suicide you need help.... I would have died long ago if it werent for the thought of failing. =(

The easiest way to kill yourself is to cover yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire, after pulling the pins on two hand grenades and stuffing them in your pocket. The jump off an over pass into oncoming traffic, hitting right before the grenades go off.

I actually did this on accident once at a party.... just trying to get trashed and have a little fun... kill the pain...but all I remember is taking pain killers and combining anxiety medication.... Fill in the blanks here people. I don't remember falling asleep... I just started to get a buzz and feel nice and relaxed and comfortable... no pain at all...then I slipped into a coma. I woke up in intensive care, my heart had stopped twice. That combination is very deadly. And I was immediately rushed to the emergency room by my best friend who was at the party and noticed I was pale and wouldn't wake up. So if you want to do it right make sure you have plenty of time where no one can find you or rush you to the hospital, and find pain killers and barbituates/ or tricyclics do your research. I had a tolerance at that time but I took 5 pain killers and 5 anxiety med.s but they have to be a high dose/ milagram or you'll need more than five. I'm not sure exactly how long it took for me to go into the coma... so if possible to really make it work have the entire night to yourself. Trust me if you are found you will be veryyyy sorry, they pump your stomach full of charcoal and fill your i.v. with medication that makes you throw up more violently than you ever had in your entire life.... To this day it makes me cringe. Also your entire chest cavity will be sore from the pills relaxing you so much you just stop breathing... so they do hard core C.P.R. And it hurts like a mother.

im prob gonna kill myself within a month if things dont get better. im gonna use a friends gun.