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  Which of these are acceptable uses of your corpse?

Presuming you die of whatever causes were already likely or destined, which of these would be acceptable use or treatment of your corpse when you are dead?

VotesAnswer
5Only a burial is acceptable.
12Any contemporary accepted western treatment ie professional incineration is fine.
10Having my body lost at sea or in the wilderness is fine. (where critters will likely eat it).
6You could even have me canned as pet food.
6..or let friends and family eat me.
15My parts can be used in other living humans.
12My body can be used for practicing life-saving surgery
7.. or even cosmetic surgery or sex change operations.
10Let community college students dissect me.
VotesAnswer
8My corpse can be used for testing industrial hazards like acids, radiation, and mutagens.
6My corpse can be used for testing effectiveness of my nation's new weapon designs.
6Heck, I don't mind if my corpse is dragged behind motocross bikes or dropped from a plane onto a vacant parking lot.
4Can't I just vaporize or teleport into some other dimension and avoid all these options?
3Quick, get me to a vampire.
7"I'm not dead yet!"
0"Freshly dead"
6[OTHER] 99 bodies of blood on the lawn, 99 bodies of blood...

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dab Survey Central Gold SubscriberSurvey Qualifier
posted 28-Apr-2008 7:40am  

Dying is unacceptable. Once that has happened, I don't much care what happens to the remains because I'll be dead.
Melf Survey Central SubscriberBronze Star Survey CreatorGold Qualifier
posted 28-Apr-2008 7:45am  

Anything.
RainingFeathers
posted 28-Apr-2008 7:56am  

The only thing I want done with my body after I'm dead is for it to be cremated and the ashes spread somewhere. I hate the idea of being buried (waste of space, waste of money, and eventually there will be bugs burrowing through my body. Uggh). I don't want anyone keeping my ashes (seems kind of creepy to me). I guess being used for teaching, experimenting, or donating would be okay, but not my first choice.
JessicaWoman99
posted 28-Apr-2008 10:41am  

Only burial is acceptable and this is not even funny of a survey go figure
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
posted 28-Apr-2008 11:24am  

Donate any useful parts to people who need them, burn the rest. I didn't pick the "Any contemporary western treatment" option because cremation is the only one that is ok with me. I don't want to be pumped full of chemicals and buried.
thecomic22
posted 28-Apr-2008 12:34pm  

Um, this is morbid. I wanna be buried. But I'm never going to die.
Frostbrand Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 28-Apr-2008 12:55pm  

Donate my organs, cremate the rest, use me as fertilizer. I say that in a NON sarcastic way; I actually mean it.
LJD Bronze Star Survey CreatorGold Qualifier
posted 28-Apr-2008 2:05pm  

A proper burial.
RGirl
posted 28-Apr-2008 3:17pm  

Organ transplants then burial for me please. Whatever you do DO NOT put me in the ocean or any other large body of water. I have a bit of a phobia going on for large bodies of water.
Crayons Bronze Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
posted 28-Apr-2008 5:36pm  

I don't really care. In fact I hope it will be rather interesting. Burial is boring, I worry what will happen if they run out of dirt to bury us all in. Not to mention the coffin.
jettles Survey Central SubscriberSurvey Qualifier
posted 28-Apr-2008 7:04pm  

organ donation, cremation, that's it!
they Survey Central SubscriberBronze Star Survey Creator
posted 29-Apr-2008 9:20am  

Burial (I couldn't pick that one!), cremation, rot/critters.

That's it.

I don't want science picking at me.
Frostbrand Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to JessicaWoman99, thecomic22, LJD, they) posted 29-Apr-2008 11:29am  

Cemeteries and golf courses are the two biggest wastes of land in this country.
thecomic22
(reply to Frostbrand) posted 29-Apr-2008 12:25pm  

Maybe that's true. But I want to be buried next to the people that I love. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't give two craps where I was put or what was done with me. *shrugs*
aquawolfy
posted 29-Apr-2008 3:47pm  

I don't think I want to die. Being a vampire is fine with me though! Nightime is already my favorite time.
aquawolfy
posted 29-Apr-2008 3:50pm  

But if I do die, I'll be buried, I guess cremation is fine too and spread me over the forests.
LindaH Survey Central Gold SubscriberGold Star Survey CreatorSurvey QualifierThis user is on the site NOW (52 seconds ago)
(reply to Frostbrand) posted 29-Apr-2008 10:37pm  

We should combine them. *grin*
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold SubscriberBronze Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
posted 30-Apr-2008 2:42am  

Just about any of these are ok except industrial testing, target practice, or recreational abuse.

I came up with this survey when it dawned on me that some people who donated their body to science had post-mortem sex changes.
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold SubscriberBronze Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
(reply to Frostbrand, LindaH) posted 30-Apr-2008 2:46am  

Combine them, that's just what I was going to suggest. It would make the game more interesting with vertical headstones.
icurok Bronze Star Survey Creator
posted 30-Apr-2008 7:26am  

Burial is a primitive superstition, borne out of the need to do something with ones dead as human populations grew beyond the level when dead bodies laying around became a health risk to the living. However, as human populations have reached their present level, burial presents another problem - namely the sheer amount of space required for all the burial plots. Technology offers better ways of disposing our dead. Unfortunately, it seems, our superstitions haven't caught up.

This survey reminded me of the following extract from an essay written by Sir Bertrand Russell entitled "An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish".

The resurrection of the body, which is an article of the Apostles' Creed, is a dogma which has various curious consequences. There was an author not very many years ago, who had an ingenious method of calculating the date of the end of the world. He argued that there must be enough of the necessary ingredients of a human body to provide everybody with the requisites at the Last Day. By carefully calculating the available raw material, he decided that it would all have been used up by a certain date. When that date comes, the world must end, since otherwise the resurrection of the body would become impossible. Unfortunately I have forgotten what the date was, but I believe it is not very distant.

St. Thomas Aquinas, the official philosopher of the Catholic Church, discussed lengthily and seriously a very grave problem, which, I fear, modern theologians unduly neglect. He imagines a cannibal who has never eaten anything but human flesh, and whose father and mother before him had like propensities. Every particle of his body belongs rightfully to someone else. We cannot suppose that those who have been eaten by cannibals are to go short through all eternity. But, if not, what is left for the cannibal? How is he to be properly roasted in hell, if all his body is restored to its original owners? This is a puzzling question, as the Saint rightly perceives.

In this connection the orthodox have a curious objection to cremation, which seems to show an insufficient realization of God's omnipotence. It is thought that a body which has been burnt will be more difficult for Him to collect together again than one which has been put underground and transformed into worms. No doubt collecting the particles from the air and undoing the chemical work of combustion would be somewhat laborious, but it is surely blasphemous to suppose such a work impossible for the Deity. I conclude that the objection to cremation implies grave heresy. But I doubt whether my opinion will carry much weight with the orthodox.


Frostbrand Bronze Star Survey Creator
(reply to icurok) posted 30-Apr-2008 12:19pm  

Nicely put.
Van
posted 1-May-2008 7:26pm  

Harvest the organs that are able to be used to help others then send my body to the Body Farm.
ballin1000
posted 1-May-2008 9:04pm  

To hard to say it'll make me sad T^T
ihatespiders
posted 2-May-2008 11:02pm  

I prefer cremation, but I really dont care what happens to my corpse, I dont need or want it anymore.
Enigma
posted 4-May-2008 8:34pm  

Burn me up buttercup.
Iseult Silver Star Survey Creator
posted 5-May-2008 9:06am  

I wouldn't care.

Being dead does that to you, you know.
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold SubscriberBronze Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
posted 5-May-2008 9:48am  

I've got a new plan to help save the world: rooftop cemetaries.
cloudhugger Survey Central SubscriberSilver Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
posted 6-May-2008 7:19am  

I know it doesn't really matter...but I would like to think that my body will be respected. Dragging it behind bikes is a big no, eating me doesn't seem right, and as long as the attending loved ones are happy with the decision aslo.
cloudhugger Survey Central SubscriberSilver Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
(reply to Kristal_Rose) posted 6-May-2008 7:25am  

That has got to be a fung shui nightmare!
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold SubscriberBronze Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
(reply to cloudhugger) posted 6-May-2008 7:54am  

LOL. My line of thought was a convergence of my recent acid test for indefinite sustainability, can any system of hydroponic agriculture, solar power, or algae bio-diesel be met on the rooftops of those who live beneath it, however crowded the planet; that conversation about combining golf courses and cemetaries; my recent research about Zoroastrians leaving their dead on towers to be eaten by buzzards; and passing by a cemetary while thinking about rooftop gardens.
cloudhugger Survey Central SubscriberSilver Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
(reply to Kristal_Rose) posted 6-May-2008 2:21pm  

Ahhh...ewww.
I can see not having a rooftop party gathering the weekend of Aunt Sallies funeral.
Kristal_Rose Survey Central Gold SubscriberBronze Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
(reply to cloudhugger) posted 6-May-2008 4:56pm  

I've gone to a couple of party funerals, Scottish bagpipe-lament / ceilidh-dance style, and SF garden wine-party style.
cloudhugger Survey Central SubscriberSilver Star Survey CreatorSurvey Qualifier
(reply to Kristal_Rose) posted 6-May-2008 7:00pm  

I've been to an Irish Wake. It wasn't a real one...it was Saint Patricks Day and my friend and a few of his buddies carried a coffin from the funeral home from down the block empty of course, just a loaner). Someone stole some flowers from a wake or a cemetary (?) to decorate the bar.It was freaking hilarious. The bar was hopping from 11 am till ? We were there all day till 10 pm when we had to go to work. We both worked midnghts at this factory. We were so drunk and he worked in his tux that night. * rolls eyes * Ahhhh....good times
Biggles
posted 10-May-2008 5:07pm  

I'd prefer my body to be put to some use after I die - organ donation would be the first thing I would hope for, but if that's not possible then I'd be happy for my body to be used for educational dissection or research. I read about the use of bodies as crash test dummies and that certainly seems very worthwhile. I wouldn't be so keen on the thought of someone using my body for frivolous purposes like cosmetic surgery though, or for anti-human purposes like weapon's testing.



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