What one question would you ask your favourite fictional character?

Can you really save planet earth from global warming, and is there another life after we die

Catwoman - Blow me?

What was the nature of your relationship with Mary Magdalene?

Spongebob Squarepants? Where do you get the special square pants?

I can't think of my favourite fictional character

What is your name? I would ask the character in My Happy Life, a book by Lydia Millet.

Character: Vince Noir from "The mighty boosh"
Question: How do you keep your hair so lustrous and perfectly shaped during the whole show? or Who's your stylist? (either one is fine :P)

You could just ask Noel Fielding... he's not fictional.

"How do you like me so far?"

I would like to ask Biggles what his middle name is - only his initial (C) is ever given. I think it stands for Charles as that was his older brother's name and therefore presumably also their father's which would make it a natural choice for a middle name...

I asked my Mum what one question she would ask Biggles. She said "Will you marry me?" I think my question is better...

I'd ask Humbert Humbert what he did with the rest of his life.

And I also want to know if Pettigrew's hand was automatically repaying the life debt, or if he was commiting suicide. I love the idea of him commiting suicide.

Can I have some?