How do you eat your eggs?

Depends on how the eggs are prepared. If they are over easy I use my toast mostly. It's a little messy but that how it is supposed to be done! Scrambled I use a fork.

With a fork.

I don't eat eggs. I HATE EGGS! YUCKO!!!

Hard-boiled eggs I usually eat with my fingers but not my toes.

Sometimes I use chopsticks.

Ahhhhh....................with my mouth?

I poke a hole in both ends and then I suck the contents out with my mouth RAW!

I hate eggs, however I like them in Madonalds.

I don't

What, just 'egg'? I don't. That's a fantastic way of going about contracting food poisoning.

that's pretty funny, especially since that image was the first thing to pop in my head as i read the question...

fork & toast

i can't they upset my stomach

Fork, mouth, and a lot of ketchup.

Another way - on McDonald's egg sandwichs and on breakfast burritos. We don't buy eggs at home. I don't care much for eggs by themselves. I have to flavor them with jelly or tabasco sauce.

Over easy, with a fork or spoon and a piece of toast to sop up the yummy yolk.

Soft boiled eggs witha teaspoon.
Hard boiled eggs with my fingers.
Poached eggs or fried eggs with a knife and fork.
Scrambled eggs or omelette with a fork.

I dont eat eggs.

Fork, toast, fingers.

I don't eat eggs

I eat my eggs with:
My mouth
Fork & spoon
With my fingers and toes

Oh and a knife

with a fork, unless its hard boiled, then with my fingers but not my toes.

I thought this was going to be about cooking method. I mostly go for fried.
My favorite recipe is eggs fried in chipotle peppers and alfedo sauce.
My other fave is eggs boiled in a tamale pie, which is cornbread baked in frying pan boiled underneath a layer salsa/tomato sauce with all sorts of peppers and onions.

I eat them with a fork
I eat them with a spoon
I like to turn them inside out
and eat them with a tune

I eat them with my mouth
I eat them with my toes
I eat them when I'm inside the house
and I eat them with the crows.

I like my eggs, while in the truck
I like to eat them when I .

duck? Is this about duck (and crow) eggs?

Perhaps the most disgusing confection I've heard of is pickled embryonic duck eggs.

I admit I just about spit out of my mouth my breakfast, a bowl of peas beans and hot dogs.

i dont eat eggs often

I am a male, I don't have eggs.

Unfertilized.

.. no wait... that doesn't work.

Why not?

Because it's supposed to be the snarky answer to "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

...bad joke.

Very!

I like to throw boiled eggs against my bedroom wall and stare at them until they slide down to the floor. Then I eat them

With chopsticks more often than not.

With a fork and some toast. I tried using my fingers like a Viking but the egg yolk is impossible. I don't think Vikings ate easy over eggs. Probably didn't have toast either, Too bad the Vikings missed out on easy over eggs,

The Irish inherited much from the Vikings, and are fond of soft-boiled eggs, so I'm guessing the Vikings got pretty close sucking eggs.

Yummmmmmmmm. Ketchup!

3 Over Easy with spray oil!