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Would you wear a Subtle Butt?

A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.
It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.
As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=V...



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16No way.
6What the ... ?
2Absolutely!
2Um ...
2Depends [on what?]
0Something else to say ...

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justjulie
posted 30-Jan-2008 6:20am  
wow
bill Survey Central Gold Subscriber Gold Star Survey Creator
posted 30-Jan-2008 7:34am  
would I still be a man if I did?
kirst
posted 30-Jan-2008 9:16am  
F-ing BIZARRE!
Enheduanna Survey Central Subscriber
posted 30-Jan-2008 11:22am  
No way. I can usually manage to hold it in if I have to, and if I can't, then it will just have to be smelly. There are worse things in life; farts aren't worth worrying about.
Biggles Survey Central Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 30-Jan-2008 1:03pm  
I don't think I fart enough to need one. Maybe if I had some gastrointestinal disorder...
Crayons
posted 30-Jan-2008 2:54pm  
I wonder if it muffles the noise also. Huh. Well, I don't have any problems of this nature really.
Amanda
posted 30-Jan-2008 3:17pm  
I think not. I don't have a problem with passing gas. If I did, maybe, but probably not. It's all natural. Why do people get so uneasy about it?
cloudhugger Survey Central Subscriber Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 30-Jan-2008 4:25pm  
No. My farts, burritos or not, smell like roses. * wink *
cerealkiller Silver Star Survey Creator Survey Qualifier
posted 30-Jan-2008 5:57pm  
No, but why spend money for little patchs? You can buy large rolls of carbon pads for little expense.
RGirl
posted 30-Jan-2008 6:24pm  
Never but I might make my dog where one.
JessicaWoman99 Silver Star Survey Creator
posted 30-Jan-2008 11:26pm  
Like what the hell do we have here no way
kcthedog Survey Central Subscriber
posted 30-Jan-2008 11:56pm  
* check * What the ... ?
Zang
posted 2-Mar-2008 9:01am  
That sounds a bit obsessive.
they Survey Central Gold Subscriber This user is on the site NOW (5 minutes ago)
posted 27-Mar-2008 12:02am  
But then, how could I know what my farts smell like?
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