What is your answering machine message?

It's just the usual BT one.

"Hi, you've reached _, and ___. We're not home right now, but if you leave a message we'll give you a call back'.
Boring, I know.

A robotic voice saying "Please leave a message"

I don't have an answering machine, but my cell phone has voice mail. It gives my phone number & asks the caller to leave a message, all in a robotic female voice.

Other. It is the digital voice that came with the machine. It automatically says, "Please...leave...a...message." I resisted getting one in the first place but back when I was looking for work, my counselor bullied me into it. I've never put my own voice on there. It's for emergencies only now if someone I really want to hear from is unable to reach me in person or by email/instant messenger.

The default dude, I don't think it can be changed, I would though.
I wish i had one like this though.

GAH...please tell me you're not serious!

Oh, yes I am. We'd never get called by grandma again.

I don't know the exact words just that it is an automated woman's voice basically saying 'I can't come to the phone right now....'

I've got voicemail. It's the generic one now. A robotic woman's voice saying, "You have reached the voice mail box of 601.218.. To leave a message, press one or stay on the line. To send a number press two."

I can think of better ways to stop someone from calling without resorting to this.

Yeah, but are they as torturous?

No, but do you really want to torture your grandma that badly?

Well, maybe not my grandma....

Well, who do you want to torture then?

Welcome to Verizon Wireless. The wireless customer you are trying to reach has either fallen off the edge of the earth or is in a black hole of cellular coverage screaming at the top of his lungs, "Can you hear me now?" In a voice that I tried to sound like James Earl Jones.

I don't have one, unless mobiles can do that.

A male voice he is on my answering machine Please Leave a Message and my sister she has the same thing
on her answering machine

I don't have an answering machine, but...

It informs the caller that we don't answer that phone anymore, and to call us on our respective cell-phones instead.

A message that came with the machine.

Who still has an answering machine???

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161

what it was for years and years and years...was the line from the Joe Walsh song, "Life's Been Good".
"....just leave a message, maybe i'll call..."
that was all

Dead Silence. Only people that know me know for sure they got me before they leave a message.

"Hello, you've reached Bill and Jen, please leave a message."

lol, that's a funny clip.

I have an answering machine, but I don't use it to often.

It is....I don't know. My Mary said something pretty bland, I need to get my old message back on it. It's my cat and I.

I like those generic robotic ones that don't identify who you called. You never know if you got the wrong number.

Heeey, how's it goin'? *Pause* Really? That's pretty sweet..
Pretty much, the person has a conversation with ''me''..and then the thing beeps..and they realize that it was the answering machine..bwhahahaha

Yeah, cell phones can do that.

Hello, thank you for calling, please leave a message.

Even old ones, one of my smart ass friends kept on locking my keypad and laughing at me since I didn't know how to unlock it. I don't know ..... I just thought I'd mention that.

Half the time, it just says something like "This mailbox is full".


I HATE checking voicemail and reading snail mail. Both stack up on me because I avoid it so desperately.

I think "Bill & Jen" is more common, but there was a time that I consciously tried to use "Jen & Bill" instead. Either is fine with me.

It should be the last four digits of your number..Well, that's how it was for my old phone.
How old is it?

Uh.. not sure.. I've never phoned myself when I'm not in..

3 years old.

Yeah, you should be able to make your own message

Hello! I am not home, please leave a message and I will be glad to return your call as soon as possible, Thank-you!

Or….. “This is the party to Hume you are speaking, although I am not able to intelligently converse with you at this time please call 911 and I am sure they will be able to provide any assistance you may need!”

Or……” (Insert heavy breathing here!) ……….beep!

Hm I will then, wait how do you do that?

Well, on mine, you call your voicemail..(your number), and it'll give that as an option.

Okay thanks.

I'm about to change mine. I'm going to have my dad do it, it'll be hilarious.

ha, I'm still debating of whether or not to since everyone who has my number is under different pretenses of my personality, for instance family wouldn't appreciate the message I'd leaving if targeted for friends and friends wouldn't understand one targeted for family.

I had my dad do one with Mr. T. He sounds just like him, it's hilarious.
"Kelly can't come to the phone right now, so leave a message. I pity da fool who don't leave a message. I pity 'em."

Me asking someone to leave a message, but I probably wont call them back because I wont have enough money to, so keep trying.

" This is the Pickle residence. Dill and Sweet aren't available. Please leave a message and we'll get back to you. But if you're not family or friends don't count on it."

My wife thought up this funny message to harass the bill collectors. No, our last name isn't Pickle.

I don't have one. It would costs me an extra $6 to get one. I already pay about $40-60 a month for my phone.

No answering machine, only voice mail.