| User | Comment |
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Melf    |
Website builder, step by step information. |
| mrmarm |
Online business? |
| darkshadowsseeker |
Online business? What online business? I don't even know what some of the options mean. |
| Amanda |
I want a pony. |
cloudhugger   |
I don't know what any of these are.
Who put the final pass in this one  Is the creator still around?? |
| cloudhugger |
Oh...I see...it's one of those creative interprative surveys. Where you interprete what you think it means.
Website Builder: I'm thinking sweat glistening in the sun, hammering hard, good looking, a seductivable yummy hard body, yes Ineed one of those.
Autoresponder Hosting : Where every site is a party YES! I WiII have another beer here!
step by step info :Gotta love directions on how to get from here to there for dummies. I NEED THAT!! Even if just for myself to navigate my own website.
Website Hosting : I'm thinking red tablecloths and chandeleirs...fancy pants stuff, yeah, I need it for a classy look.
Turnkey website script: Oooh, important to lock out spies and ne'er do'wells, yes I will take one.
A Private Networking Forum board No, I want no secrets within these hallowed halls.
Video Email hosting Does it come with cyber popcorn?
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bill  | | (reply to Amanda) posted 6-Nov-2007 10:37am |
I want a cookie. |
| Enheduanna | | posted 6-Nov-2007 10:58am |
I don't even know what most of these things are. |
| Enheduanna |
I want a cookie shaped like a pony. |
Crayons  | | posted 6-Nov-2007 11:09am |
I want to learn how to talk right. |
| bill |
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| Enheduanna | | (reply to bill) posted 6-Nov-2007 12:49pm |
Perfect! Yum yum! |
| moviesnob |
I don't know what some of the options are. I picked what looked right! |
| Amanda | | (reply to bill) posted 6-Nov-2007 2:41pm |
My pony ate them all. |
| Amanda |
How about a pony shaped like a cookie? |
| bill | | (reply to Amanda) posted 6-Nov-2007 3:07pm |
My cookies were poisonous, oops. |
| Galomorro |
I have no idea what most of this stuff is. If I had a bizness I'd probably want a Website builder. The rest of the stuff, WTF? |
| Enheduanna | | (reply to Amanda) posted 6-Nov-2007 3:45pm |
There's no way that could be good. |
| thecomic22 |
Turkey website script ha |
| southernyankee |
An offshore server, preferably in the Caribbean. |
| llamamama | | posted 6-Nov-2007 10:47pm |
Wrench, hammer, some nails, a saw... |
| darkshadowsseeker |
Doesn't look like the survey creator has been back since creating this.  |
| Kristal_Rose | | posted 7-Nov-2007 12:00am |
I'll write all this myself and a few othr things as well, except for the wysiwyg html editor and paying for web hosting.
What I'd really like is a way of encapsulating all my various doc/media formats, database pointers, reminders, etc etc in an xml based wrapper so I could congregate and format all my related resources depending upon project or instantly queried contexts. As is, I think my only solution is to ditch all my other formats and just migrate all my data directly to xml.
Why, looking for worthy development projects, or just remarketing?
Anyhow, your list is missing the most obvious thing, a customizable online shopping-cart data base that handles inventory, service scheduling, and accounting in a single package. A good database-driven search engine which tracks competitor activity and resource costs would be good too. If you have an intranet forum, one with a whiteboard for project collaboration would be better.
Sounds to me though that you're just interested in offering buzzwords, not advancing internet business technology. |
| cloudhugger |
That's too bad. |
| darkshadowsseeker |
Yeah, and unfortunately, it's all too common of an occurence. |
| southernyankee |
> I'll write all this myself and a few othr things as well, except for
> the wysiwyg html editor and paying for web hosting.
>
> What I'd really like is a way of encapsulating all my various doc/media
> formats, database pointers, reminders, etc etc in an xml based wrapper
> so I could congregate and format all my related resources depending
> upon project or instantly queried contexts. As is, I think my only
> solution is to ditch all my other formats and just migrate all my
> data directly to xml.
>
> Why, looking for worthy development projects, or just remarketing?
>
> Anyhow, your list is missing the most obvious thing, a customizable
> online shopping-cart data base that handles inventory, service scheduling,
> and accounting in a single package. A good database-driven search
> engine which tracks competitor activity and resource costs would be
> good too. If you have an intranet forum, one with a whiteboard for
> project collaboration would be better.
>
> Sounds to me though that you're just interested in offering buzzwords,
> not advancing internet business technology.
Sounds like you can do Dilbert's job. |
| southernyankee | | (reply to Amanda) posted 7-Nov-2007 11:56am |
43FJDSDOF-PO*NY VI*!AG#RA ONL!Y $25!! ---SFSDFDS- DFDSF--PO*NY VI*!AG#RA ONL!Y $25!! --KLKJEW393DS++ONE FREE REFIL PER C0STO*MER!!!! |
| southernyankee | | (reply to bill) posted 7-Nov-2007 12:02pm |
RE: 43FJDSDOF-PO*NY VI*!AG#RA ONL!Y $25!! --- FW: RE: RE: WANT 2 C POISON, FREE T*&ICKETS TO SEE POISEN, WWW.TICKIT-MASTER.COM, PL&ACE ORD@R, FREE POI!SON TICKETS!, C POI$ON 4 FR*EE, S#IGN UP TO*)-DAY!!!!!! |
| southernyankee | | (reply to llamamama) posted 7-Nov-2007 12:07pm |
343FWE23F+WIN FREE GIF $50 CERT#IFICATE HO^ME DEP0T OR LOWE$, HAM3MERS ONLY $1, NA*ILS ONLY $1 PER LB!!!!!! SUPER DIS*&COUNT MON^TH ONLY THIS MON-TH |
| moviesnob | | posted 7-Nov-2007 12:59pm |
o.O What's going on up there? ^^ |
| cerealkiller |
I have no idea what any of these mean. |
| Amanda | | (reply to bill) posted 7-Nov-2007 6:22pm |
You killed my pony? How dare you! |
| llamamama |
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| Amanda |
I could make money selling pictures to the National Enquirer, though. |
| Amanda |
Pony viagra? That's disturbing on so many different levels. |
| Enheduanna | | (reply to Amanda) posted 8-Nov-2007 12:27am |
Somebody probably already has! |
| Kristal_Rose |
Been there. |
| Kristal_Rose |
LOL |
| bill | | (reply to Amanda) posted 8-Nov-2007 6:55am |
Your pony paid for its greed with its life. Ponies suck anyway.
Have a cookie, they are yummy. It will make you feel better. |
| Amanda |
Dammit. I'll come up with something else then. |
| Amanda | | (reply to bill) posted 8-Nov-2007 11:37am |
You were jealous of my pony. Admit it! |
| bill | | (reply to Amanda) posted 8-Nov-2007 1:09pm |
I may have been, but that's all in the past now. Lets not dwell on that.
HAVE A COOKIE |
| Amanda | | (reply to bill) posted 8-Nov-2007 8:10pm |
You're trying to kill me so I can't tell anyone what you did to the pony. |
| bill | | (reply to Amanda) posted 9-Nov-2007 6:14am |
You seem upset. Have a cookie, it will make you feel better. |
| Amanda | | (reply to bill) posted 9-Nov-2007 3:05pm |
It will make me feel dead. |
| bill | | (reply to Amanda) posted 9-Nov-2007 3:25pm |
Look on the bright side, you'll get to see your pony again. |
| Amanda | | (reply to bill) posted 9-Nov-2007 4:41pm |
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LindaH  | | posted 10-Nov-2007 12:54pm |
Subliminal messaging |
| adamman | | posted 25-Nov-2007 3:51pm |
I don't have an online business and I don't know what most of these things mean. |
| evangaline | | posted 29-Nov-2007 4:47pm |
I don't have an online business. |
| Iseult | | posted 29-Nov-2007 11:17pm |
What is my online business? |
dbarnes  |
Doesn't apply. |
| JessicaWoman99 |
Lower cost of all above and web-site hosting and step by step info |
| JessicaWoman99 | | (reply to Crayons) posted 9-Dec-2007 8:44pm |
> I want to learn how to talk right.
You could learn to talk like a turtle |
| LindaH |
The shopping cart icon would be big enough to hold lots of stuff.
How many stained glass sailboats can you fit in this thing?
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