Do you know an unusual expletive or saying?

For the sake of Pete, and for the love of everything green!

I use "frell" a lot; it's an expletive from the TV series Farscape.

fudge a duck
christ on a cracker
jesus, mary, joseph and the donkey
these are just a few of the ones that i don't hear that often but like.

I like to "flock" people. Instead of giving the bird (the finger) I give the whole flock (all my fingers). The hand motion usually is accompanied by a verbal "flock you." I like it, cause people don't really get offended by it, but it helps me get out my anger.

Twunt.

Also, from an episode of QI:
Rob Brydon: When I was younger, my father used to say 'hell's bells and buckets of blood.'
Stephen Fry: Ooh, 'hell's bells and buckets of blood.' That's a good one.
[Laughter]
Stephen: I usually just say 'fudge it'.

Shoot the cat!

The most colorful I remember using is telling someone to "go pound sand" (presumably somewhere very dark).

"stick it up your ass with out any lube" Thats when I am really mad. My Grandpa and my Dad, who are both from England, used to always say "bloody" as in bloody hell, which sounded more like bloody ell, or "clean up this bloody mess" everything used to start with bloody. grandpa used to also call everyone a "rat fink" if they made him mad. I miss hearing both of their voices

I use "Whore's Ass" alot.

I like how 'bloody' is one of the softer swearwords. It's the sort of swearword you can say around a teacher or a parent, but it still means something if you see, for example, an injury or something and go 'Bloodyyyy'ell!'

I use "frell" & "frack" occasionally. I picked them up from my son.

Well i used to say "cruzzles" in 6th grade. I was a strange one.

No, I don't believe I do.

What in the wide world of sports are you talking about??

I say 'frackinack'

I like saying things that no one else knows, like tawkolpawksenblasdredibeychigavoon. Heh.

Never heard that one before. Did you make it up, or is it from another source?

I think I've only got the usual ones

I made it up

Holy fudging Batman is the only one that comes to mind, right now.

By the anti-clockwise propeller of my sainted aunt!

Oh chit dam poopy doopy

Theres one Crocodile Hunter use to say,it might be a comon one in Australia but I have no Idea what it means. "Flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

Is "rat fink" an english thing too?

I can't think of any at the moment.

I used to watch that.

I'm Australian and I've never heard that one before.

I say bloody all the time. Today someone actually thought I meant bloody.

What is it supposed to mean?

frackinack? Just an extention of frak. Extra syllables are more fun to say.

or do you mean tawkolpawkseblasdredibeychigavoon?

All of the above.

My professor used the phrase 'dim but slim' today. I found it unusual and amusing because it rhymes.

tawkolpawksen = nothing
blasted
dreaded
beychigavoon = nothing

Cool!

> My professor used the phrase 'dim but slim' today. I found it unusual
> and amusing because it rhymes.

I like the line in one of Jimmy Bowskill's blues tune; "I love her 'cause she's as skinny as 6 o'clock!". No reference to brains though.

I've never heard it before.

It's the best.

It is! It expresses one's angery perfectly.

nervous as a whore in church.

> nervous as a whore in church.

Say what ? a whore in church never have I heard this one before

Lol

i never got the whole "monkeys uncle" thing , maybe its just me tho

Really? I wish I knew what it means.

Probably something to do with all the lizards that people run over.

It could be.

I wasn't a big fan of his, were you?

No, I watched his shows every once in a while,it did make me kind of sad when he died.

That sounds so Irish, I heard it before. I like it but it's too long to say when a four letter word will cover it so much more quickly.

Heh...i agree that 4 letter words cover the job in a far more effective manner, however...must censor self due to the little people. Be(a)ware of the little people!!

> I like to "flock" people. Instead of giving the bird (the finger)
> I give the whole flock (all my fingers). The hand motion usually
> is accompanied by a verbal "flock you." I like it, cause people don't
> really get offended by it, but it helps me get out my anger.



i adore that!!!
my favorite is to shake a fork at people, and tell 'em to go fork themselves.

aye!

I didn't even know he had a show until he died.

How are you today? "Just Ducky."

'I guess what are you today?' makes more sense.

ok, sure.

First time I saw his show he and his friends wrestled a croc. and he said (about the croc.)" Isnt she a beauty?! "And I thought," what?". I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

Here some (more older people) describe things as beauties or a beauty, not meaning the definition of the word but more the impressiveness of what is. Like the crocodile was probably huge and because of it's size it was probably a beauty compared to the average size of a crocodile, if you get what I mean?

I understand now.

It's a very country thing though too.

"screw that poop," "H. E. double ear swabs," "Oh Fudge me naked," and some others

''Fudge me runnin''