What is that shoe doing on the road?

The elves that live in the sewer shrink themselves to fit inside of a shoe that hobos wear to wonder around the country, to elves it's there way of transport without being seen by humans.

That's the shoe repair elves point of pickup.

I used to have shoes like that. I thought I binned them.

It's doing it. It's doing it in the road.

It's an enigma ... survey.

in a moment of passion, the backseat of her boyfriend's truck, clothes pulled off like wild animals, shoes kicked off with abandon, one out the window

I'm going w/ spontaneous combustion. He (It was a man!) had happened to spray this shoe w/ a flame-retardant mixture, and was about to do the rest of this clothes when he combusted. The rest of his clothes went up in the flame w/ him. He didn't leave any ashes either.

I threw it out in the road LOL

Right.

Gwen and Peter were in the car. They were lost, but Peter was driving, so rather than stop and ask for directions, he asked Gwen to get the map out of the glove compartment. As Gwen went to do as he asked, a pair of ladies' knickers fell out onto the floor. As she went to pick them up, she felt a sudden burst of rage, pulled off her shoe and flung it at Peter. He ducked, and the shoe flew straight out the window and landed on the dusty road. Peter looked puzzled, which well he might as he was completely innocent of any wrongdoing - the knickers were simply there due to a bad packing job when he had been transporting a parcel for his friend who ran a lingerie company. He turned to Gwen to explain this but before he could open his mouth, he spontaneously combusted, leaving only his shoes behind. With no driver, the car smashed into a group of pedestrians, knocking them all out of their shoes. Gwen tried desperately to escape from the now-burning car, climbing feet first out of the car window. But as her feet were hanging out, her other shoe fell off and then she burned to death. Meanwhile, the only living witness to this terrible scene was an elderly priest, walking along the street, and wondering whether all the recent signs really *did* point to the coming Apocalypse. He watched the accident with horror, which quickly changed to unspeakable joy as the rapture began, and he was teleported straight to Heaven along with all the dead pedestrians who just so happened to be evangelical Christians on a mission of charity to the local trailer park.

Those left behind, believed that the shoes left scattered across the road could somehow save them from all the terrible things now happening (what with the Apocalypse and all). As they were the kinds of people given to worshipping false gods, and making graven images, they hung all of the shoes on a shoe tree, and worshipped that while Hell on Earth became reality all around them.

The end (of the world).

It fell out of a shoe tree. I guess it's pretty ripe.

How the hell should I know?! Enough with the fudging third degree! It's not my shoe, ok?! Jeez!

I thought somebody got hit by a car as I saw one shoe and 5 miles later another shoe same one on the side of
the road??

Sounds like the Rapture of the Church in Revelations where people start to disappear one by one

Littering.

And I stand looking up and thinking "Ooops."

I always wonder that.. I see so many shoes on the road.... My guess is that they got hit by a car and knocked right out of their shoes

and there goes Biggles whoosh in the blink of an eye your gone

I don't think atheists are likely to get taken!

It's a home for small hobo animals.

Grandma got hit by a rain deer. duh!

It's not doing anything, just laying there.

I was trying to throw a crumpled up dollar bill tucked inside the shoe to a "so called" homeless person standing on the corner of a freeway exit, with a sign that read, "Will work for food" & I missed. I guess he got thre money.

I'm voting bad packing job, but judging by its condition, it's someone who got hit by a car or some barefoot soul that was drunk and didn't notice s/he dropped a shoe.

It's called "the driver was intoxicated, and picked up a passenger to help keep the driver awake, and the passenger was pretty drunk too, so as said passenger climbed in, the shoe, previously kicked off by the drunk driver on the passenger side floor got accidentally kicked onto the road"
No one was hurt, all were on time. Don't worry about that shoe, the other one was lost hours before the driver even got into the car.

Bad packing job?

Hanging out of the car, happened to me on my 21st birthday.

The chicken lost it as it was crossing the road...

I see all kinds of shoes in the road, which are mostly sneakers, and they are usually sneakers worn by little kids.

When my son was little, he would throw whatever he could find in the car out the window, he threw out one or both his shoes, clean or dirty laundry, I dont know how many of my neck scarves and gloves,and his gloves and stocking caps we lost that way.

Whoa deja vu just now.

My wife's shoe; When I swept her off her feet her shoe remained

hmmm oh dear i wonder where that shoe had got to!!

Dragged from the road by a psycho killer posing as a buyer for one of those campers.. raped beaten, partially burned..then disposed of in several camper toilets.

It's a discarded portkey.